Chapter 129: Choking on Dead Water (Part II)
His eyes were fixed on the huge basin in front of him, his eyes shifted, Zuihou fixed on the giant spoon placed on the side of the basin, sniffing the porridge in the basin and emitting a thick mellow fragrance, Shui Luo's throat couldn't help but swallow, I don't know whether it was attracted by the aroma of the porridge, or the reaction caused by too much shock.
"Bang Bang Bang"
Several dull sounds rang out continuously, and when the five large basins were placed in succession, the two large tables put together suddenly seemed very crowded. Standing by the stove and looking at the few people who had already sat down in the courtyard, Zhao Lan shook his head with a chuckle, pulled Meng Yurou and walked towards the house next to him, because their task had been completed.
"Shui Lao, you can make do with something, this porridge and green onion cake are all snacks in the countryside. If you taste it, it will be considered fresh, and we rural talents will go to the city and eat so simply in the morning. Uncle Ge looked at Shui Luo with a kind smile on his face and greeted him warmly.
"Simple?" Glancing at the six large basins on the table with bitterness in his heart, he felt the greed of several people around him who were full of foodies, Shui Luo smiled awkwardly and said, "It's rich enough, let's eat." ”
"Okay! Shui Lao has spoken, let's go!"
"Knock Knock Knock"
Hearing Shui Luo's words, the fat man, who had been impatient, was not too hot, and directly picked up the basin and stuffed a few large mouthfuls of porridge in a row, and then grabbed a scallion pancake on the table, chewed it in a big gulp, and made a humming sound.
"Bang Bang" "Bang Knock Knock"
With the surrounding people moving like wolves and tigers, Shui Luo, who wanted to be polite, felt embarrassed for a moment at this moment, looking at these people who seemed to be starving ghosts, holding the basin and eating and drinking, his brows and the corners of his mouth never stopped twitching.
"Suck Yo-Yo" "Suck Yo-Yo"
Holding the chopsticks that were still of normal length on the table, Shui Luo just wanted to go to the pickle plate placed on the table, but saw Ma Lao'er's black and oily head sucking along the basin, just blocking the direction of the chopsticks. Looking at the big man who kept sucking along the edge of the porridge basin and seemed to have not stopped the trend, Shui Luo hesitated again and again, but never went down to the chopsticks.
"Brother Ge, this porridge ......"
"What's the matter? Shui Lao, this porridge is not to your taste? Many guests have tasted our homemade eight-treasure porridge, and they all praise it well, and some even ask to pack some and bring some back, you can eat it with scallion pancakes, which is more flavorful!" After that, Uncle Ge picked up a scallion pancake with the chopsticks on the plate, handed it to Shui Luo, smiled, and began to devote himself to the decisive battle with the basin again.
Seeing this, Shui Luo took the scallion pancake with a bitter face, and only Uncle Ge was a little bit of a eater in this circle, so he wanted to ask the other party if he had a small bowl and a small spoon. At this moment, looking at the few people around him eating like wolves, Shui Luo has been running around since last night, and he didn't have time to eat breakfast in the morning, and the porridge in front of him did emit a burst of tempting aroma, he couldn't help but feel a little hungry, and he really wanted to eat some. But if Jean, like a few people next to him, directly took the giant spoon and sucked it in his mouth, Shui Luo couldn't do it.
Holding the scallion pancake in his hand, and constantly observing the few people around him out of the corner of his eye, Shui Luo's mind turned quickly, racking his brains to think about how to ask Zhang Hao where he was last night.
Finally, seeing Zhang Hao pick up the chopsticks on the table and go to the plate, Shui Luo hurriedly pretended to make the same move, and said, "Brother Xiaohao, in fact, I ...... before"
"I'm done drinking my porridge!Go, second brother, bring me another pot!" The next moment, the fat man looked up to the sky and burped earth-shatteringly, directly interrupted Shui Luo's words, put the empty basin on the table, and beckoned Ma Er.
"You don't have long legs, go and Sheng yourself!"
"Rub, you still owe me thirty high-grade power stones last time, and now you will pay it back to Lao Tzu!"
"When did I owe you money? That time I bet that Uncle Menghai is also there, zuihou everyone obviously said that it doesn't count!" Ma Lao Er, whose mouth was stuffed with scallion pancakes, heard this, his eyes were round in vain, and he shouted loudly, and the unknown thing in his mouth sprayed everywhere.
"How dare you play a scoundrel, a noble illusionist dares to play a trick in front of so many people! Ma Lao Er, I only saw clearly today that you are such a shameless person!"
"Roll the calves!"
Seeing the fat man standing up with a shout, in a hurry, Ma Lao Er immediately became anxious, and between the roars, a large mass of things erupted from his mouth.
"Smack"
A cloud of things spewed out of Ma Laoer's mouth landed impartially on the plate of the water Luo picket vegetables, making a slightly heavy sound.
There was a sudden silence. Everyone first saw Shui Luo pull back the chopsticks directly as if they were conditioned, and then everyone's eyes shifted to the large ball of scallion pancakes on the plate that had not been completely chewed, and the atmosphere froze for a while.
Seeing this scene, Ma Lao Er swallowed his throat with some embarrassment, and immediately stretched out his right hand without hesitation, directly grabbed the ball on the plate, stuffed it into his mouth again, and after chewing it twice, he caught a glimpse of Shui Luo's ghostly appearance, and he sneered: "Yes...... I'm sorry I was excited!"
"Ma Lao Er, in front of Shui Lao, why did you do such a disgusting thing? You have lost the fucking face of our family!" the fat man scolded at the right time.
"Go, hurry up and serve me dinner, and apologize to everyone for what just happened!"
"I'm rubbing, dead fatty, you really kicked your nose in the face? How did I embarrass our family? Who hasn't been excited twice in his life? Today you just said that this pot of rice is not full, I just don't have it!" Ma Lao Er also stood up, his mouth still spraying unknown objects, and he competed against each other.
"How dare you spray me?" brushed his face, the fat man stretched out his hand to push Ma Lao Er, and said angrily.
"I'll spray you, what do you want?" Ma Lao Er put on a ** face, and also reached out and pushed the fat man, his tone was full of provocation.
"Bang"
Seeing that things had developed to this point, Menghai next to him put down the giant spoon in his hand, got up and slapped Ma Lao Er's head, and said, "If you want to quarrel, you have to fight, don't affect everyone's mood when eating!"
Immediately after, Menghai turned his head, looked at Shui Luo who was still holding chopsticks in a daze with an apologetic face, and said, "Shui Lao, you eat, don't care about these two little bastards, they usually love to talk like this." ”
"Uh...... It's okay, it's okay. Shui Luo, who was still shocked by Ma Laoer's actions just now, pulled the corners of his mouth fiercely, and said.
was slapped on the head, and the sullen Ma Lao Er tore the fat man's clothes, his suppressed tone was full of anger, and said: "Let's go, our brother is active on the one hand, and he hasn't been beaten for three days, you are really good and forget the pain!"
"Lose your hand, let go of Lao Tzu!"
was pulled by Ma Lao Er, and the fat man also stretched out his hand to tear the clothes on the other party's body, and said with a threatening voice.
Looking at the two people who were tearing towards the side of the courtyard, Shui Luo eased his mind, seized the opportunity, and said, "Brother Xiaohao, in fact, the test was recommended before......"
"Shui Lao, you are talking too much, I did a little too much about the last recommended test, and young people are inevitably angry. Then I thought about what happened that day and regretted it. To be honest, I've been thinking about whether to visit you and apologize to Miss Shui Fei for the past few days, but I always feel very guilty and can't face you. ”
At this point, Zhang Hao shook his head apologetically, and said in a firm tone: "Shui Lao, you can come today, it really makes me ashamed, your heart is like a big wave." Nothing else. In this way, I will replace the wine with porridge, and I will do it first as a respect, and I will accompany you!"
After speaking, Zhang Hao didn't give Shui Luo a chance to reply, picked up half a pot of porridge in front of him, swung it vigorously in his throat, grinded all the beans and the like in the porridge, and drank it directly in one go.
"Bang"
The empty wooden basin swung around on the table a few times, Zhang Hao swallowed his throat deeply, burped, looked at the porridge basin in front of Shui Luo, his brows furrowed slightly, and said, "Shui Lao, why don't you drink it?"
"That's it, Uncle Menghai, give me another pot. ”
"Oops...... No, no, no...... Sincerity is definitely enough, but I'm getting older. I can't eat so much, Brother Xiao Hao, you also know that ordinary cultivators eat less grains and meals, and they rely on absorbing the energy of heaven and earth to maintain the purity of their body strength on weekdays. Seeing that Menghai picked up the basin on the table and wanted to leave, Shui Luo hurriedly got up and persuaded.
Looking at the embarrassment on Shui Luo's face, Uncle Ge hurriedly played a round: "Xiao Hao, Shui Lao is right, he is old, unlike you young men, so let's let Shui Lao drink a spoonful as a response!"
Nodding slightly, Zhang Hao looked at Shui Luo with a sincere face, picked up the giant spoon in the other party's wooden basin, filled a spoonful of porridge, and said: "Shui Lao, drink this spoonful of porridge, even if you accept the kid's daoqian, don't take the previous things to heart." ”
"Good, good!"
Looking at the spoon that was not as small as the ordinary bowl, Shui Luo was also neat, reached out and took it, and drank it directly, feeling the mellow aroma of the porridge in the mouth, he smashed his mouth, turned the spoon over generously, and said, "There is not a drop left!"
Seeing this, Uncle Ge puffed up his palms at the right time and said with a smile: "Shui Lao is really broad-minded, you can forgive Xiao Hao." ”
"Where, in fact, the matter of recommending the test should be given to Brother Xiaohao first. Brother Ge said this, which made me ashamed. ”
Shui Luo waved his hand gently, and the atmosphere became harmonious for a while, and when a few people sat down, he smiled and took advantage of the situation to pursue: "Brother Xiaohao, at about eight o'clock last night, a friend of mine seemed to see you and He Zhu Shi outside the city, could it be that you are dating?
"No, right? Xiao Hao didn't go out at home at about eight o'clock last night, but he and Yurou didn't come back until early this morning. ”
Meng Hai took over the conversation, and then said with a puzzled face: "Xiao Hao, didn't you go to the outside of the city to cultivate this morning?"
"Yes, it does. Zhang Hao deliberately showed an unnatural look on his face and replied.
"Bang"
A dull voice came out, and there was a slight tremor on the ground, and at that moment Zhang Hao looked at Shui Luo, angrily slammed the corners of his mouth towards Menghai, and made a look, as if to change the topic, and said, "Uncle Menghai, quickly." The winner will be decided immediately, whether you buy a horse or a fat man, let's take a hand. ”
"It must be Ma Er, the fat man has been nesting in the house all day and not coming out recently, and he has abandoned his cultivation, how can he be the opponent of the second child?"
"Okay, then I'll buy Fat Brother to win!"
Zhang Hao and Menghai pulled and pulled, walked towards the two people who were scuffling together next to the stove, followed by Uncle Ge who stood up with excitement on his face, and said, "Shui Lao, let's go, let's also go and press it to see if my son wins or the bearded man wins." ”
"Forehead ......"
Seeing that the topic he had brought up was so inexplicably diverted, Shui Luo secretly sighed, and then had to squeeze out a smile on his face, and walked towards the stove behind Uncle Ge......