Chapter 9 "It's All the Fault of Senior Sister's Lipstick"
In other words, this Ergou Daoist is an ordinary person. Then, Xiao Yu'er, in order to prove his identity as a monk, you gave him an earth escape charm, and in the end, because of the quality of the earth escape charm, he was stuck in the wall and couldn't get out?"
After listening to Yu Xuan'er's causes and consequences, Yinyue Daozun quickly made a summary.
"Yes, yes, yes...... The silver moon is big, and it is purple. β
Yu Xuan'er's eyes are full of little stars, her head is like a wave drum, and she can have a video conversation with her idol, which in itself is the best benefit in the world.
Yinyue Daozun: "That's weird. It stands to reason that a low-level talisman like the Earth Escape Talisman is very stable and reliable. Moreover, the dwellings in the secular world are all reinforced concrete, and the effect of the talisman should be very good. β
Yu Xuan'er's face flushed, and she said a little embarrassedly: "What, the silver moon is big." This talisman ...... I made it myself. However, I usually really follow the methods in the sect classics, without missing every step of the process, and refining carefully, there shouldn't be a problem. β
Miao Fu Xianji: "Oh, Xiao Yu'er can also refine talismans, and he really deserves to be a little genius in our group." Why don't you put that talisman in front of the camera and see it for you?"
"Okay, senior, wait a minute!"
Yu Xuan'er was both excited and nervous. Miao Fu Xian Ji is a very famous Fu Master in the cultivation world, she will open a Fu Gong training class every ten years, and the major sects will rush to send their best disciples to study, to have her guidance, it is definitely a rare opportunity and honor.
On the other hand, in front of so many seniors, if there is really a problem with the talisman he refines, he will have no face to see people in the future.
"Little fish, this talisman you refined ....."
Through the camera, there was a hint of appreciation in the beautiful eyes of the Miao Fu Immortal: "You can say..... It's perfect, there shouldn't be a problem. β
"No! will you take it closer?"
Suddenly, on the screen, the light in the eyes of the Wonderful Fu Immortal Ji flashed. She stared at the talisman and looked at it, and suddenly smiled: "Xiao Yu'er, do you remember, what material did you use to draw the last few strokes of this talisman......? It shouldn't be cinnabar, right?"
"Oops! I remember!"
Yu Xuan'er's face instantly turned blood-red, she spit out her fragrant tongue, and exclaimed in shame: "I remember, this talisman was half a year ago, and once the cinnabar for drawing talismans ran out, but I was in a hurry to hand in my homework." So...... Take my sister's cinnabar-colored lipstick directly, and paint it with a little processing. β
Fortunately, the teaching elders of the sect back then were not curious to try it out, otherwise...... If he wants the old man to be stuck in the rocks and can't get out.....
Cheating and making the elders ugly, it hurts to think about the little ass!
"Your sister's lipstick? hehe, what a cute little girl. Miao Fu Immortal Ji smiled, her words were full of doting, as if she was looking at her most beloved disciple, and said gently: "Girl, then you should know how to repair it, right? I still have some things, so I'll go offline first." β
"That's right, girl. You must come to next year's Fu Gong Refresher Class, and I will leave you a place. Don't worry, this is specially prepared for you, and it will not occupy the original quota of your Fishing Sect. β
Before leaving, she suddenly added another sentence, and then cut off the video contentedly.
"Don't worry, senior! I won't let you down!"
Yu Xuan'er watched Miao Fu Xianji go offline, and then bowed politely to the camera: "Seniors, it's hard for everyone, I'll close the group chat first and solve the problem." β
"Okay, let's go, let's go, what's the problem in the group @ us. β
There is no such politeness among cultivators as mortals, and when everyone saw Yu Xuan'er's confident appearance, they all put their minds at ease, and left the group chat one after another, meditating on the alchemy, alchemy on the alchemy, and continuing on the matter at hand.
Yu Xuan'er turned off her phone, took some cinnabar from the storage bag, and carefully replaced the lipstick strokes on the original talisman little by little.
Don't look at her sometimes reckless, but once she enters the top student mode, she becomes a different person and becomes very serious and powerful. In just three minutes, all the details were done beautifully, and it was perfect!
"Alright! Let's go againβEarth Escape!"
She examined the talisman, nodded in satisfaction, and gestured in the direction of the load-bearing wall.
Tao Ergou, who was originally inserted in the wall, suddenly felt that his body was light, and the surrounding reinforced concrete changed suddenly, and between his breaths, it was like turning into air, and there was no longer any resistance!
Caught off guard, his body lost its center of gravity and fell on the living room floor.
"It's finally out! Roar! God forbid!"
Although he fell to the floor and the posture was ugly. But all this still can't hide Tao Ergou's happy mood at the moment.
Salted fish is reborn, I'm Tao Ergou, I'm back!
"I'm sorry to have Ergou Daoyou stay in the wall for so long. My name is Yu Xuan'er, please advise. β
Yu Xuan'er on the side, her skirt moved slightly, and she stretched out her hand generously. There was a hint of shame on his fair face, and his big watery eyes looked directly at Tao Ergou's face, and he apologized very seriously.
"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, it's all accidents, I know, I understand. β
Tao Ergou peeked at the girl's good-looking eyes, didn't dare to meet her gaze, turned away with a delicate face, and pretended to laugh out loud freely.
Just kidding, the other party's 'identity as a cultivator' has been confirmed, and it is difficult to make the family pay for mental damages. At this moment, Tao Ergou had only one thought in his heart - that is, to send this aunt away quickly, and if he continued to consume it, he would take pills sooner or later.
"That...... If there is nothing else to do, I will leave. β
The living room was silent for a few seconds, and then Yu Xuan'er began.
"Hey, hey, girl, go slowly, go slowly!"
Tao Ergou naturally couldn't ask for it, walked quickly to the door of the living room, and opened the door: "Turn left when you go out, and the elevator will be completed on the first floor, and I won't send it." β
......
Closing the door and sitting on the sofa for half a minute, Tao Ergou involuntarily got up and walked to the living room balcony.
It was five o'clock in the afternoon, and the orange sunset was shining through the large floor-to-ceiling windows, adding a touch of sadness to the whole room.
Through the glass window, he happened to see a girl in a green dress walking on the road not far away.
It was Yu Xuan'er, who had just left, and she was walking slowly along the road in the sunset. Probably because of her slender figure, her shadow is stretched very long, as if it extends to an infinite distance, which makes people a little unreal.
Tao Ergou watched her walk far away, walked out of the community gate, and disappeared until she walked in the vast sea of people.
"Hey, it turns out that in this world, there are really cultivators. He sighed softly, and suddenly remembered the picture of Yu Xuan'er finally disappearing into the crowd, and a trace of inexplicable sadness surged in his heart, and he said to himself: "However, except for some spells, I really don't think there is any difference with ordinary people." I don't know how the runaway Yu Xuan'er spent tonight. β
Suddenly, he smirked again: "Hehe, really." I, an ordinary person, have nothing to worry about for cultivators. β
"Oh! I'm going to finish! My book is still with her!"