Chapter 29: "Why Don't You Tie Up?"

In the night, a vigorous figure pierced the sky, jumped over the two-meter-high wall, and landed as lightly as a cheetah.

With a thin figure and a white face, there is no doubt that it is Tao Ergou.

He turned to look at the park gate, his gaze through the fence, through the towering trees, and into the infinite sky.

"Wouldn't it be nice if one day I could stand on the other side of the clouds and fly in the sky......"

He clenched his palms and felt the jade slip in his hand that recorded the Danfang, and there was a warm touch, and his face was full of beauty.

Just now, he and Black Duck Daozun reached an agreement on the important issue of 'great opportunity'.

On the premise of giving Tao Ergou Zhuji Dan Danfang, if Tao Ergou finds a solution to the problem of Black Duck Daozun exercises.

Then, Black Duck Daozun will help him raise his cultivation to the Yuan Infant Stage for free, with a period of ten years.

The two sides made a contract, and after Tao Ergou got the Danfang, he began to enthusiastically make plans.

For example, that's what he suggested to Black Duck Daozun.

"Senior, I think it's okay...... Why don't we go to the hospital and do a hysterectomy, so maybe we can be sterilized?"

Black Duck Daozun's face was very dark: "Lao Tzu is a man, although that exercise can make me pregnant, but it doesn't let me grow up in the palace!"

"Hungry...... That's right. Tao Ergou thought for a moment, his color lit up, and said, "Otherwise, senior, let's go for a ligation, maybe it can also have a miraculous effect......"

The corners of Black Duck Daozun's mouth twitched: "If you want to do ligation, I can help you now, and I guarantee painless ......"

Tao Ergou held his mobile phone, and the title in the browser was [One Thousand and One Means of Neutering].

He carefully selected the feasible plans and suggested them to the Black Duck Daozun one by one.

"Senior, I suggest...... Ah......h

After more than a dozen persistent recommendations, Black Duck Daozun finally couldn't suppress his urge to beat this junior, and kicked him out of sight.

"The world, so wonderful. I'm so grumpy. In this way, it is not good...... Not good......"

Black Duck Daozun shook his head, and there were words in his mouth.

After a long time, when his mood calmed down, he took out his brick-sized mobile phone and clicked on the chat interface.

Black Duck Daozun: "It's a black hexagram, isn't it online?"

Golden Hexagram Immortal Master: "Hmph, naturally online, it's already okay that you're going to come to me?"

The Golden Hexagram Immortal Master returned in seconds.

Black Duck Daozun: "Yo, it's okay." If you are a black hexagram, your level of hexagram has risen by leaps and bounds recently. ”

Golden Hexagram Immortal Master: "Haha, low-key, low-key." [Smoking Boss Expression]. ”

Black Duck Daozun: "Then let me ask you, is your 'destined person' hexagram reliable?"

Thinking of Tao Ergou's suggestion that he had just been sterilized, Black Duck Daozun felt extremely painful.

This baby's imagination is okay, but ...... IQ feels obviously in arrears and needs to be recharged!

Black Duck Daozun: "Black hexagram, what about you?"

Black Duck Daozun: "Black hexagram, dead ???"

......

After a long time, the Golden Hexagram Immortal Master sent a message faintly: "Ahem...... I was just busy looking at my phone, and I didn't care to fall into the sewer, damn thief, don't let Uncle Ben figure out who did it!"

Huaxia country, in the alley of a second-tier city.

A dirty cloth banner slowly rises from between the stone slabs, and then a hand covered in garbage gripped the edge of the sewer without a manhole cover, and struggled to crawl out of the sewer with no support point.

"Those who lack hearts!"

After a few seconds, the owner of the cloth banner sat in the dark part of the alley, with an angry face: "Stealing two manhole covers in one alley is really a grandmother's lack of virtue!"

............

The grievances and hatreds between the Black Duck Daozun and the Golden Hexagram Immortal Master, Tao Ergou naturally didn't know.

At this moment, he was lying on his back on the bed, staring at an emerald green jade slip, with a hesitant face.

Tao Ergou stretched out his index finger and thumb, and gently pinched the jade slip, like a big girl who entered the city for the first time, up and down, left and right, and carefully looked at it endlessly.

He whispered to himself: "The raw materials of this jade slip feel very expensive, it's a pity to crush it, if it can be read directly like a USB flash drive." ”

Actually, this is Tao Ergou who doesn't know.

Today's cultivation world advocates the Internetization of exercises. Most of the exercises are stored in electronic versions on a USB stick. When used, some phantom arrays and special hypnotic exercises are used to achieve the effect of transmitting information.

For this reason, there is also a big guy who has written a classic book of "Entropy Value Jade Brief Information Theory", which has been widely circulated.

However, what is the identity of the Black Duck Dao Venerable?

For cultivators in the merger period, if Yu Jian still uses an electronic USB flash drive, wouldn't it be very shameless to say it?

Therefore, cultivators above the Yuan infant stage do not disdain to use USB flash drives, but prefer to use high-quality jade to make jade slips.

First, after the cultivation increases, it has a higher pursuit. Second, in fact, he was also forced by the increasingly serious comparison phenomenon in the cultivation realm.

In the Internet era, especially after the launch of the special version of WeChat, this phenomenon has become even more frustrating!

Which Dao Venerable posted on Moments today to show off what exercises he has studied.

Tomorrow, who will post the picture and explore the ruins to obtain the ancient god pill.

There are no adventures against the sky, and I am embarrassed to post on Moments?

Therefore, the jade slip that can be taken out by the Black Duck Daozun, its own production materials are definitely not ordinary, and in the eyes of Tao Ergou, an ordinary salted fish, it is even more shocking.

"No matter, there is no shortage of money anyway, or Tsukidan is the most important!"

After a fierce ideological struggle, Tao Ergou finally made up his mind, and his thumb and index finger worked together.

"Poof"

Without much force, the jade slip was crushed into several pieces of different sizes, and then in an instant, it turned into several green streamers and disappeared into his fingers.

"it!"

Tao Ergou only felt as if he had been hit by a high-intensity electric current, which flowed up his fingers and rushed towards his mind.

Before I could react, my whole consciousness was like being stuffed into a high-speed drum washing machine, and then turned on the highest gear, spinning endlessly.

"Whew...... Whew......"

Half an hour later, Tao Ergou gasped and sat on the edge of the bed, his thin body trembling slightly.

"The process...... It's kind of exciting!"

His face was flushed, as if he was a **** girl, but he was ravaged by a stout and powerful man for half an hour with the strongest sprint. The whole face, with a little misgiving, but also with a little satisfaction.

"Hey...... However, as long as you can get those drugs, it shouldn't be difficult to get out of Tsukidan. ”

After carefully recalling the contents of the jade slip, Tao Ergou suddenly doubled his confidence.

After all, with the cultivation of the Black Duck Daozun, dealing with a low-level pill like Zhuji Dan is naturally easy to come by, and there is even a feeling of killing chickens and using a knife.

Hmph, tremble, Cultivation Realm!

Tao Ergou, a second-year teenager, sat on the edge of the bed with a confused smile.

[I didn't recommend a seat next week, so I was sad last night.] Criticize yourself and thank you for your support. Regardless of whether there is a recommendation or not, stick to your heart. Love you guys~】