Chapter 7 [Trash Can No. 3600]
Location: Thirty-three Heavens, Tushi Palace!
Character: Taishang Laojun, alchemy little fairychild!
Events –
"You lazy naughty boy, I'll leave the Tushi Palace for a while, and you will fall asleep for me, and I will refine my soon-to-be-completed golden pill alive, and now I can only throw it away as a scrap. ”
Taishang Laojun looked at the black golden pill in his hand, and he was really angry.
He spent a lot of time preparing the materials for this golden pill, but God is not as good as heaven, and when he leaves for a while, all his previous efforts are wasted, and he has to start from scratch.
"Please calm your anger, the apprentice grandson will not dare to have a next time. The little alchemy fairy boy knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing.
"And next time, you go down, you naughty boy don't have to come to this alchemy room again, go and take care of Qingniu in the future." Taishang Laojun said.
"Yes. From an alchemy boy to a cow boy, although this little fairy boy was unwilling, he couldn't, his face was bitter and he replied with low eyebrows.
Taishang Laojun took the discarded gold pill, shook his head and sighed and walked to the trash can.
Just when he subconsciously wanted to throw the pill into the trash, he suddenly stopped.
"Recently, I joined forces with the Jade Emperor to add the 3600th trash can to the Heavenly Court, this trash can is different from the void space connected to other trash cans, and was thrown into the mortal world by the two of us with great power. ”
Taishang Laojun frowned and muttered to himself.
The 3600th garbage can, this is why the information that garbage will fall will sound in Xu Dong's mind for a long time, if the garbage in the whole heavenly court is concentrated in the world, Xu Dong's head must not explode.
"Even if the Jade Emperor and I can only set up a trash can in the human world under the collapsed Heavenly Dao, we can't sense the situation in the mortal world at this time. ”
"The immortals were separated by three epochs, lost contact with each other, and since then no mortals have ascended, and the immortals have also lost control over mortals. This trash can can be regarded as the only point of contact after the three epochs of the two realms of immortals. If this waste pill enters the trash can located in the mortal world, I don't know what the consequences will be?"
"Alas, it's a blessing or a curse, and it's a curse that can't be avoided. The situation facing Heavenly Court now is not the worst, only worse. Perhaps, this waste pill can also bring a ray of life to Heavenly Court. Taishang Laojun sighed and slowly threw the waste pill into the trash can, but he didn't know that this trash can in the mortal world was linked to Xu Dong.
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"Ding Dong, Taishang Laojun threw a waste gold pill into the trash can. Do you want to export?"
As soon as he heard such a powerful voice, Xu Dong was still able to calm down, turned over and stood up from the rattan chair with a carp swing.
He didn't expect that he would be so fierce and make such a difficult move.
"Golden ...... Jindan ......"
Xu Dong was frightened, and he was still frightened.
"Export, hurry up. Xu Dong couldn't wait to say silently.
With a snap, a streamer of light swept in front of him, Xu Dong hurriedly didn't catch it, only to see a black pill-shaped object fall to the ground.
"Fortunately, the ugly stupid dog ate the fairy dust and fell asleep, otherwise, I might not have been able to grab it. ”
The ugly guy is obedient, but when he sees something good, the guy definitely eats it.
Reaching out to pick up the discarded golden pill, Xu Dong looked at it carefully.
It's black, it's no different from a mud pill, if it weren't for the voice in his head saying that this is a golden pill, he really can't see it.
I put it on the tip of my nose and sniffed it, but there was no medicinal fragrance at all.
"This ugly elixir is really a golden pill? Why doesn't it have any taste at all? Doesn't it mean that the elixir can live for many years if you smell it? Could it be that this elixir has reached the point of returning to its original nature and hiding it?"
Xu Dong's mind was full of questions.
Soon, though, he noticed something he had overlooked.
"By the way, the voice of the machine in my head seems to say that this is a scrapped golden pill?...... Nima, the gold pill that has been refined and wasted will not be useless, right?"
Looking at the golden pill in his hand...... After refining, Xu Dong looked hesitant, not knowing how to decide?
"To eat or not to eat?"
If this is an intact golden pill, Xu Dong will definitely eat it without hesitation, even if it is like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, he is also willing, but there are four words "refined" in front of this golden pill, he has to worry, will eating it produce bad sequelae?
"Why don't you take a gamble?"
How many times can you gamble in life?
There is no doubt that Xu Dong is facing a big gamble, a big gamble with his life.
Gritting his teeth, Xu Dong closed his eyes and threw the black pill in his hand into his mouth.
Not to mention, although this pill looks a little ugly and smells tasteless, it melts in the mouth, turning into a cool liquid, burrowing into the internal organs and limbs, diffusing a rich fragrance, straight to the heavenly spirit cover.
"Is the bet right? Even if it is a gold pill that has been refined, it is also a gold pill?"
For a while, Xu Dong was extremely excited.
However, when he thought of the legendary people who had eaten the elixir, Xu Dong became worried again.
Will I be like Chang'e? If I do, what will my parents do? What will happen to my younger brother? What should I do if I am ugly? I haven't gotten up from where I fell?
Are the gods in the sky easy to get along with? Flying up by yourself won't be the most bottom-of-the-line existence, right?
For a moment, Xu Dong thought a lot.
Soon, though, he stopped thinking because his mind went blank and his vision blurred.
The liquid in the body, which was still cool, suddenly became violent, extremely hot, and ran around the body.
For a while, the internal organs turned over the river and the sea, as if they were out of place, and the limbs exploded inch by inch, as if they were broken.
In fact, even if it is a refined and scrapped golden pill, it also contains extremely strong immortal mana, how can a mortal body carry it?
In this way, Xu Dong was in intense pain, and he didn't even have time to cry out in pain, his eyes turned black and he fainted.
Xu Dong fainted, forgetting the pain in his body and not knowing what was happening in the outside world.
According to reports, there was an inexplicable drought and thunderstorm in Jiuchi Town, Peng County, Shudu.
The thunderbolt that fell straight into the world was not one, but ninety-nine, and each thunderbolt landed in the same place.
If the ninety-nine thunderbolts falling one after another are surprising enough, then the ninety-nine thunderbolts, each of which is different in color, is not it a miracle in the world?
It is said that someone took this wonderful scene and won a grand prize at a photography exhibition.
......
Ninety-nine colored thunderbolts or something, Xu Dong didn't know it at all, and when he woke up, it was already the morning of the third day.
He slowly opened his eyes, and the first thing that caught his eye was the thick tongue of the ugly ugly. Not only was that tongue dripping, but it was also licking his face.
"Okay, I'm awake!" Xu Dong waved his hand to drive the ugly away and turned over to get up from the ground.
But as soon as he moved, some black substance fell from his body.
"What is this?"
The sudden situation really startled Xu Dong, and he jumped back in a panic.
Unexpectedly, just by jumping back, his body became farther and farther away from the ground, and with a bang, he smashed into the abandoned pigsty wall behind him, smashing the wall down.
"Can anyone tell me what's going on right now?"
Picking up the bricks, the dazed Xu Dong came out of the brick chips and looked at the collapsed wall, looking confused.