Chapter 472: Toilet Turmoil
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells......"
"Meow a mi, who is this, I got up early in the morning, and I didn't let people sleep!"
Suning, who was asleep, was awakened by the ringtone, took out his mobile phone from under the pillow, and slid it for a long time, only to find that the alarm had gone off.
When I opened my eyes, I found that I was still in bed, and there were no zombies around.
"Huh, it turned out to be a dream, I'll just say, how can there be zombies. ”
Suning, who was in a good mood, was ready to take a bath to ease the turmoil in his heart, he must have discussed too many things about zombies with the emperor yesterday, so he dreamed of zombies in his dreams.
Suning shook his head as if laughing at himself, stripped naked and walked into the bathroom.
"What other flowers, I've really seen too much, and my imagination is too rich. Yes, that's right, that's it, this one on my chest is exactly the same as the one in my dream, it's amazing......"
At this moment, Suning seemed to be petrified. Looking at himself in the mirror, Suning was dumbfounded. It's a dream, pit daddy!
"Ahh......h
Suning ran out of the bedroom without wearing his clothes in excitement, causing a burst of exclamations from the maids. Because he was too excited, Suning went out without clothes, which was a little embarrassing.
"Master, what's wrong with you, what's going on?"
"Butler ......"
"What's the matter, sir?"
"Uh, it's okay, it's okay......"
Suning shook his head thoughtfully, turned around and walked back to the bedroom. Looking at the usual housekeeper, maid, and mobile phone with full signal. There is no change in all this, the only change is Suning's chest, the many bewitching flowers on the other side, exuding weirdness in the mirror.
"Damn, what the hell. ”
For a moment, Suning seemed to see the sneering Yu Yu! Suning tried to use his spiritual power, but found that there was no impact in the slightest. It's just that Suning can vaguely feel the huge spiritual power gathered in his chest, which seems to be able to burst him with the slightest carelessness.
But, other than that, Suning doesn't have any feelings. He can't invoke these spiritual powers, which are like appendixes, which are useless, but they are also part of the body. be
It's just that Suning didn't dare to do this operation at will. Suning was afraid that the huge spiritual power contained in it would suddenly explode, and then he would be blown to pieces with a bang.
"What the hell is going on!"
Suning finished washing up with a headache and walked out on the street. The streets are peaceful, how can there be the dead air in the dream.
If this dream is fake, then how to explain this flower on his chest. If the dream is real, how can all this be explained?
Could it be ......
Someone has mastered the laws of time?
Suning didn't dare to think anymore, the person who could master the law of time was not a person who could afford to be provoked by his own little spirit. Since nothing has been found, it is better to work hard and investigate the frequent "zombie" incidents in various places.
......
"A bowl of ravioli. ”
Passing by the food stalls on the street, Suning was full of interest. Seeing the gradually improving cooking level, Suning was quite proud in his heart, all of which was inseparable from him.
If you're used to eating your own food, let's try the craftsmanship of these neighborhoods today. This wonton is not delicious, but it can only be said that it is not unpalatable. Although Suning's mouth was very tricky, he still ate the wonton three times and five divided by two.
"Shhh...... Is this someone poisoning Lao Tzu, why does Lao Tzu have a stomachache!"
Suning's face contorted, looking around for the toilet. But......
"It's too dirty, I'd rather suffocate to death than get on it here!"
At this moment, Suning took the word secret to the extreme, and arrived downstairs of Suning Building in an instant.
"Grass!"
Looking at a notice posted on the toilet, Suning couldn't wait to unscrew off the head of the guy who bought breakfast!
Moreover, it is just to repair the men's toilet!
"No, it's coming out!NO!"
In order to avoid greater embarrassment, Suning sneakily rushed into the women's toilet on the side, which was too embarrassing!
"Breakfast seller, you wait for Lao Tzu! Don't let me see you again! Otherwise, pull back to New Oriental and rebuild it! After teaching you for so long, you have learned like this!"
After an indescribable sound, Suning finally solved his personal physiological problems.
"Don't stay here for long, evacuate quickly!"
However, just when Suning wanted to retreat, there was a sound of pushing the door.
“oh my god!”
Suning covered his eyes in pain, in order to prevent the matter from being exposed, he could only continue to wait.
"The brook in the forest, blah......, blah
Eldest sister, you want to choose this compartment next to me for Mao! A heart-warming voice came, and Suning couldn't help but blush. Looking at the smooth and seductive calves on the side, Suning recited the Great Compassion Mantra, the Pure Heart Mantra, the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra, phew, the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra. I don't know if he's leg control, slender and straight is his favorite!
"Huh......"
A voice of doubt came, and Suning felt bad. Since he can see the calf next to him, the person next to him can also see his calf!
"Boom!"
"Ahem, ahem. ”
Looking at Suning, who was blasted out of a big hole in the compartment, he was a little confused, and the two looked at each other across the hole, with big eyes and small eyes. The atmosphere was very awkward for a while, and when she saw Suning, the woman in the cubicle next to her had a gloomy face as if she was about to drip water.
"Inside, what a coincidence, you also come to the toilet......" Suning touched his head and chatted awkwardly.
When these brainless words were spoken, Suning could clearly feel that the face of the woman opposite was a little twitching. Looking at her current expression, she seems to be thinking about how to let Suning die.
"Inside, if there's nothing to do, I'll go first......"
Thirty-six plans, go for the top plan!
Fall back!
Suning got up decisively and left quietly under the gaze of the woman opposite. Unexpectedly, when Suning got up, he saw something that he shouldn't have seen......
"Ahem, I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!"
Suning hurriedly lowered his head and shifted his gaze, and kept waving his hand again and again, indicating that he didn't see anything. But......
"Ahh
The woman who was seen couldn't help it anymore, this kind of thing was too embarrassing! And Suning, seeing that the situation was not good, quickly evacuated, and the woman's combat effectiveness at this time was amazing.
"Stop! Stop, Disciple, stop for me!"
Because she was still in a slippery state before, the time for the woman to chase out was enough for Suning to escape, so when the woman chased out, Suning was gone.
"Don't let me see you again!" the woman clenched her fists and gritted her teeth.