Looking at the old dragon in front of me, my first leader, the hand he stretched out out of welcome, I hesitated.

If you shake hands, there is no room for turnaround, and you will become his employee as a matter of course.

As for this mysterious crazy old dragon, I only know his name, and even what kind of company the old dragon group is, what it does, whether it is just such a hair house, and what my specific job is, I don't even know at all.

The key point is that I clearly remember that none of the companies I submitted my resume to in the talent market were named "Laolong Group". The mysterious interviewer in front of me found me through what channels, and what kind of work ability did he fancy me.

I don't know anything, and when I hesitated to just politely extend my right hand, the old dragon had already retracted it, as if my hesitation had angered the capricious man who was about to become my leader.

"Look at your obscene appearance, my old dragon group is what you can speculate?"

The old dragon went back to the small bar angrily, took a piece of paper from underneath with his hand, and threw it over.

Did I just speak? No, this old dragon can really see through my mind and know what I'm thinking.

I took the piece of paper in a panic and looked at the unbelievable old dragon in front of me, I was embarrassed and frightened.

"Let's intern for a period of time in my newly opened hair house, this is an internship contract!

It seems that the young barber named Xiaoxing behind him has really signed a contract with Lao Long. Because, as soon as I looked back, he nodded at me.

Yes, he nodded to indicate that he had become a member of the old dragon hair house.

Isn't he deaf and mute? How can he hear what the old dragon says!

I can hear the words, and I am still pretending to be deaf and dumb on the street.

"Alas...... In this world, it seems that you can only pretend to be disabled and weak in order to gain sympathy. ”

Also, who would hire a deaf and mute person to be a hairdresser, after all, there is no way to communicate with customers, and even if there is a way, it will definitely affect the business of the store.

I thought so in my heart and sighed, turned around and whispered: "Xiaoxing, you are a very good person, you can be really good in the future, you can also make money with your own ability." ”

Xiaoxing looked at me, didn't speak, and smiled, as if my words hadn't reached his ears.

It seems that he is ready to continue pretending to be deaf.

After all, I didn't need to say anything more after I had just met, and in desperation, I looked down at the piece of paper, the contract in the mouth of the old dragon.

There are just a few simple lines on the paper, which read as follows:

From now on, you will become a member of the Lao Long Group and intern at Lao Long Fat House.

1. Internship content: draw dragons for customers, feed fish, and clean up.

2. Internship requirements: abide by the rules and regulations of Lao Longfa House, and try your best to complete each painting.

3. Condition: Complete a painting of a real dragon. When it is completed, it can be turned into a regular.

4. Benefits: During the internship, a one-time entry salary of 100,000 yuan. Wages will be paid according to performance, 8,000 yuan for a painting, and settled at the end of the month. Including food and accommodation, three insurances and one housing fund, irregular publicly-funded travel, birthday gifts, wedding gifts. After becoming a regular, a set of combination codes is a chance to further study.

If in doubt, the final interpretation right belongs to the owner of Lao Long Fat House.

After reading the content on the paper, it is indeed the format of a contract, but there is no contract period. However, I don't care, even if I have to work here for the rest of my life, I will not hesitate in the slightest. Because the benefits package is really tempting, and the job is not very difficult, which is what I am best at. A painting can earn 8,000 yuan, which is comparable to the monthly salary of ordinary people in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, and 100,000 yuan when I join the company, which just solves the problem of the treatment fee for my adoptive father.

I was carried away for a while, complacent, and fledgling, but I was actually favored by God.

"Okay, silly boy, hurry up and sign it, press a handprint! ”

The old dragon urged, but it made me calm down suddenly.

"Xiaoxing?" I questioned.

"Yes, but his contract is not as formal as yours, he only signs verbally. And you are the official internal signatory within the group!"

A small hair house, although the decoration and furnishings are okay, but it is not a high-end kind, how can there be such a big benefit?

Listen to the meaning of Lao Long's words, divided into many contract models, Lao Long Group should have more than one Lao Long House, if the efficiency of the headquarters is high, presumably other stores should do well, but I haven't heard of it?

Isn't it that I've been painting all the time and am out of touch with this society?

I asked myself secretly, for fear that I would enter a pyramid scheme organization, and that the smiling old dragon in front of me would lead me to a point of no return.

In fact, I later learned that this is not an illegal organization, but it is indeed a point of no return.

At that time, I thought about it, looked at the company of Xiaoxing, gritted my teeth, and picked up the pen.

"Wait, you signed this contract, and you have to promise me one more thing. Or, the contract will be voided!"

Is this tricking me? I finally decided to sell myself, and the old dragon gave me such a play again.

"What's the matter? I can't do anything illegal, something that hurts nature and reason. ”

The only patience I have has been worn out, the question is given by him, the condition is from him, I naturally have the reason to ask, but the tone is not as good as before.

"Don't worry, I won't let you go against the way of chivalry and do things that hurt nature and reason. What exactly is going to be told to you when the time comes. Maybe it's a good thing for you. ”

Hehe!

Is this playing "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", the old dragon at this moment has become Zhao Min in the TV series, in addition to the different genders, the cunning, and even the cuteness, the performance is as if it came from a person.

I knew I was going to be brought in, because I had signed my name and passed by in eleven strokes.

Dragon Fifteen.

Seeing that I had signed, Lao Long inexplicably took out a mobile phone and pointed his fingers back and forth.

"That, fifteen, let you bring your bank card, did you bring it? ”

The registration of the bank card number is a must for entry, and I have no doubt and hand it to him directly.

"Knock Knock Knock Knock"

The old dragon seemed to have registered, and then returned the card to me, but the moment I received the card, the phone rang.

It's a text message.

"[Agricultural Bank of China] Your Agricultural Bank account with the tail number 7660 received an Alipay transfer at 13:41 on the 17th, with an amount of 100000.00 and a balance of 100507.32. ”

"One, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand"

I looked at the screen of my phone, stretched my neck, my eyes were hooked, and my hand counted the amount of money received on it to zero, like a miser.

In the end, I confirmed the position of the decimal point, a full 100,000!

I looked at the old dragon and swallowed a little saliva. Really, it's true, the entry salary has arrived!

Excited, I thought about completing the last step of signing the contract immediately, pressing my handprint.

The funny thing is that I searched for a long time, and the old dragon actually told me that there was no ink, let me dip some spit, just press it.

In desperation, I smiled bitterly, and listened to the old dragon's words so obediently for the first time.

I was so excited, looking at the money that had arrived, it was not so much more than the money I had sold for my previous creations, and at that time, I believed that even if the old dragon asked me to run naked on the street, I would not hesitate.

The comparison between the previous deposit of 500 and the later 6 figures made me very down-to-earth, not greedy for money, but in the face of this materialistic society, I have a basic guarantee, that's all.

"Take a closer look at the rules and regulations on the back of the paper, don't be stupid and look at your phone. ”

The old dragon gave me a blank look and drank the five-colored drink on the bar that I had drunk before.

"Oh. ”

Answered, I flipped through the contract, and sure enough, there were still some clauses:

1. Go to work on time, working hours: Wednesday to Sunday, 10:00 a.m. - 00:00 a.m.

2. Before the customer gets a haircut, be sure to let him browse the hairstyle design book and choose one for service. Also, be sure to tell us that you don't need to spend money, you only need to press a handprint.

3. The company only accepts the first service, and only enjoys the service once in the life.

4. Do a good job in your own job and prohibit soliciting.

5. Only one customer will be served every day, and the service will be terminated and the business will be closed for the day.

6. For some repeat customers with bad attitudes, the owner will be notified and handed over to the store owner for processing. If you deal with it privately, you will bear the consequences.

After reading all the terms, I was big for a while, is this going to be a free haircut? I can only receive one customer a day, and each person can only do it once, and I don't let customers solicit, is this going against the sky? Only the old dragon group is so arrogant!

Xiaoxing pretended to be deaf and dumb, these hospitality jobs were all designed for me!

"Yes, you can work part-time as a receptionist, just to introduce and inform. As for Xiaoxing, he is indeed deaf and mute, he can't speak, and he can't hear us. ”

The sudden hoarse sound pierced my eardrum and hit the auditory nerve.

Oh, my God!

"You...... That one...... Old Dragon, do you know what I'm thinking?"

As if hell, the old dragon in front of me was able to see exactly what I was thinking.

"yes, that's a funny look on your face! haha...... However, I like the strange expressions of your humans the most, haha......"

The old dragon laughed as he spoke, and then drank another five-colored drink.

"Are you ...... human?" I panicked.

"Yes, you humans! Oh...... You're really a human now. As for me, I'm a trickster. Haha......"

After speaking, the old dragon burst into laughter again.

What is with what? I can't keep up with my logic. What do you mean by me being a human being, you are a trickster, you are not a human being!

The old dragon slapped his legs and talked and laughed, and drank all the five-colored drinks, like an old naughty boy.

I turned my head to look at Xiaoxing, who had already begun to quietly lay out his haircutting tools, busy in front of the dead mirror of the dresser.

Xiaoxing, is he really deaf and mute? So how can he hear the old dragon speak? Unbelievable.

At that time, the old dragon spoke to Xiaoxing, could it be that Xiaoxing knew lip language?

"Don't be cranky, silly boy. Upstairs there are four cabins, the first one is Xiaoxing's, the second one is yours, and the last one is mine, you can go up and see for yourself. ”

"Well, okay, boss. ”

Lao Long's words woke me up, Xiaoxing is deaf and mute, and even why Lao Long is so mysterious, what does it matter to me, I am only responsible for doing my job.

I took the contract in my hand, looked at it, and handed it to the old dragon.

"Don't call me boss in the future, it's too ugly, let's call me Lao Long. Smooth. ”

Lao Long took the contract, and as soon as he turned his hand, the piece of paper disappeared out of thin air. I was also surprised for a moment, for this kind of trick-like thing, since I entered this hair shop, it is not new.

"That's right, old ...... Old Long, what does the three insurances and one housing fund include?"

I am extremely satisfied with the benefits in the contract, and I don't care how much money is for the three insurances and one housing fund, I can buy my own insurance. It's just that, since there is, I still ask clearly, I bought it repeatedly, and I didn't lose my style of a simple person.

"You can't buy these three insurances and one housing fund on the market, only my Laolong Group has it. The three insurances include position insurance, loss of thought insurance and Lou insurance, and one gold is the marriage and childbirth fund. Of course, I can match you with three insurances now, and one gold can only wait for you to get married and have children. ”

After speaking, the old dragon's eyes widened, and his big hand waved in front of me, as if he had done a magic service, but he didn't recite any incantation.

I didn't speak, I didn't make any expressions, just as if the old dragon had a fart, as if there was no such thing as three insurances and one housing fund.

There are no ones on the market, so I'll buy them myself! and fool me with some alternative terms.

"Got it. Old Dragon, I'll go upstairs to see the dormitory. ”

Without paying much attention to it, he wanted to turn away.

"Go, go, go. Xiaoxing, take fifteen up and have a look!"

The old dragon shouted, and inexplicably sounded DJ music, accompanied by the rhythm, he swayed wildly.

And I turned to look, Xiaoxing, who was facing away from us, actually stopped, turned around and smiled, and beckoned me to come over.

Can you really hear the words of the old dragon, is he really not deaf and mute?

While questioning, I saw a pair of scissors on the dresser, the one I saw for the first time, and I shouted, "Xiaoxing, your scissors are really special!"

Xiaoxing, making a wave gesture, smiling, indifferent, completely filtered my voice.

At this time, a helpless hoarse voice came from behind: "If you are sick, you have told you that he is deaf and mute." ”

I looked back and saw that the old dragon was looking at me with contempt, as if I were a retarded person.

"Okay......"

Looking at the smiling star again, I looked down in embarrassment and admitted my stupidity.

In this way, I was led by the nose by an old man with a mysterious art style, sold myself, and became a clerk in the old dragon hair house.

It is precisely in this way that this enigmatic old dragon has completely pulled my ordinary life to another road with no end in sight.