Section 547 - Matchmaker
During the dinner, Li Xiaobai's nonsense seemed to Grandpa Li Dahu and Erlang Li Qing to be the unruly real Li Xiaolang in Xiyan Town.
What kind of inner disciple of the Jingshuang Sect, what Lord of the Heavenly Palace, what kind of mysterious secret bureau with extremely mysterious palms, none of them are at this moment, he is Li Xiaolang, Li Xiaolang, who is acting nonsense, it is not strange that he does anything ridiculous.
Under the instigation of the big devil, all the pots and bowls in the back hall rang out, turning all beings upside down for a while, and the demons danced wildly.
Although the old thing Wuchengzi is standing, he has already knelt in his heart, the demon lord is really powerful, the emperor's pawn, the immortal bandit, shouting together without distinguishing each other, drinking wine, singing absurd tunes, hi forgot everything.
It wasn't until the drum of the third watch sounded in the market that the back hall with messy cups and plates finally quieted down after an exhausting revelry.
Li Xiaobai, who was dazed, only knew that he was dragged to bed, and there were several women's voices in his ears.
Several tables of guests were drunk, none of them could leave, and the servants and maids were busy sending them into the guest rooms, and the big devil let a few little ladies who didn't follow the mess to cook.
Although he was so drunk that he couldn't even lift his fingers, he could still hear clearly.
"Sister Xiangjun, Brother Xiaolang is really good at messing around! ”
"He's always liked to mess around, and you don't know it. ”
The big devil is famous, and the empress is used to it.
"Is this what Xiao Lang is like in Xiyan Town?"
Zhirong's voice joined in, it seemed incredulous, shouldn't he be an honest foodie?
"Of course!"
Xiangjun and Sakura spoke in unison.
Immediately, Bai Ying'er said again: "He also peeked at Widow Jiao taking a bath!"
"Ahh
Zhi Rong exclaimed, this little devil still has such a hobby, so when he is taking a bath, will he also come to peek.
Thinking of this, the fairy immediately blushed.
"Don't worry! he won't sneak a look!"
"It's above board!"
At this time, Li Xiaobai finally knew what kind of goods he used to be.
The "broken army" in the Beidou of the Royal Secret Division, Widow Jiao, was stripped naked because of Lao Li's sentence, and she was enough to admire Xiaolang, so she was so frightened that she kept hiding outside and didn't dare to come back.
"He, how could he be?"
Zhi Rong knew that the little devil still had such an outrageous side.
"My grandfather said that Brother Xiao Hao is not an ordinary person, and he cannot be measured by ordinary people. ”
Li Xiaobai quietly praised Sister Ying'er in her heart.
"Other people's families raise little girls, but he raises monsters!"
This is an unexpected divine mending knife from the big devil, right? Sakura is really simple and terrifying.
"I know, there are two eagles, one big and one small, and a golden-eyed six-eared macaque, well, and frogs and carp demons. ”
Zhi Rong had long known the origin of those demon clans.
The two snowy condors were picked up by Xiaolang's junior brother when he was on the snowy plateau, who knew that they both turned into demons and became an extremely important help.
But she couldn't understand how Xiao Yan could attract monsters so easily.
"Although I don't know what happened to the red carp, as far as my sister knows, after the frog turned into a human form, it has a demonic face that charms all beings. ”
As soon as Empress Xiangjun said this, Bai Ying'er and Zhirong immediately looked at each other, this big devil is really good at playing!
"Demon girl, wash white, come to the pot quickly, remember to put more coriander. ”
Li Xiaobai, who was lying on the bed, couldn't help but get drunk, turned over, and talked nonsense in a daze.
Xiangjun, Ying'er and Zhirong looked at each other, this thing is really fat, even dreaming of stewing the demon girl, aren't you afraid of being counterattacked?
"This guy is so dishonest, if he is not careful, he will get into trouble, we have to watch it!"
Zhirong has a deep understanding, she watched this little devil go to provoke other sects, and then there was a big fight, which is still fresh in her memory until now.
"Mother-in-law said the same thing!"
Xiangjun directly called Helena her mother-in-law, which made Bai Ying'er envious.
When the horse bandits attacked, Wu Fuzi entrusted her to the Li family, and to some extent, she was already a member of the Li family.
Zhi Rong muttered to herself: "It's really prescient!"
If you have nothing to do, you will go to provoke the battle of the Dao of Magic, and when you are done, you will go to the hornet's nest of the Heavenly Cult, and now it is good, and the two flying boats of the Westerners have been sunk directly, and it is strange that the Holy Court is not like thunder.
If it weren't for the fact that she happened to greet the brothers of the Eagle's Beak Cliff and stayed in the imperial capital Tianjing, I am afraid that I would not know what happened.
After placing the snoring Li Xiaobai and entrusting the servants to take care of it, the three daughters got up and went back to rest.
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The next morning, the guests who had rested in the Li Mansion left one after another.
Boss Bai, who was returning from night duty in Miyagi, saw his daughter when he saw him, inexplicably like a mouse seeing a cat, his face was red, and his eyes flashed and slipped away quickly against the corner of the wall, and he couldn't help but be stunned.
He suddenly remembered the night banquet in the Li Mansion last night, touched his bearded chin and muttered, "Could it be that Li Xiaolang took the opportunity to take advantage of Ying'er?"
However, when I thought that my daughter had recently broken through to the realm of metamorphosis, her true qi was condensed, the realm was not yet stable, and she still couldn't help it, Boss Bai began to worry about the Li family's Xiaolang again, don't be accidentally made a good gangster by her own daughter, and began to think about it in my heart.
The father and daughter of the Bai family are living in the Li Mansion, only two steps to the left and right, and before the Bai boss wants to inquire about the situation of the Li family, the famous matchmaker Wang Auntie in Taipingfang took small steps to find out.
What's going on?
Bai Shuang watched the other party go straight to him, waving a fragrant handkerchief and smiling wildly.
"Congratulations to General Bai, congratulations to General Bai, the old body is here for the big man. ”
"Wait, what's going on? General Ben didn't even think about continuing the string!"
Boss Bai was muttering that it was the god who was teasing him, as the general of the Forbidden Palace, it was impossible for him to have a relationship with a fat matchmaker in the market anyway.
"My lord wants to continue the string? Oh, let's say it earlier, there are a few suitable candidates here in the slave family! ”
The thick white powder that Aunt Wang put on her face fell, and the choking aroma on the handkerchief made Boss Bai frown, and there was always an urge to sneeze.
"Don't come here, don't come here, talk to people!"
If it weren't for the scruples that this mother-in-law was an unarmed ordinary person, Boss Bai slapped the other party to the wall earlier.
In the face of thousands of troops, he never frowned, but he felt a sense of powerlessness against this old woman.
"Yo yo yo, are you all shy?" It is conceivable that Aunt Wang was definitely a flirtatious master when she was young, and she shook the handkerchief without any embarrassment, and continued: "Since the adult is not in a hurry, the old body will pay attention to the adult first, but now the old body has a happy event to tell Lord Bai?"
"What's the matter, I'm still busy?"
Boss Bai looked inexplicable, and couldn't wait to get rid of this old woman.
What's even more puzzling is how the dignified Li Mansion would let such a guy in, and when he turns around, he must ask the housekeeper to punish the porter on duty.
"The old body is a matchmaker for the adult's daughter?"
It's really shocking, Aunt Wang's first few words scared Boss Bai into a cold sweat, but the sudden sentence made him stunned.
What?!
Matchmaker for Sakura?
Boss Bai was stunned for the first time.
The green-skinned gangsters in the imperial capital of Tianjing gave their daughter the nickname of the Jingjie tigress.
This name alone is enough to scare away many matchmakers and young children.
The wealthy and powerful are not without interest in marrying the upstart Bai family with one family and two generals, and it is not a big problem to even marry a female general and come back, but Bai Ying'er's prestige is too great, it is simply a fierce reputation, and recently the martial arts cultivation has made great progress, becoming a rare master of the mortal realm in the imperial capital.
But no matter which young man heard that the elders planned to marry the female general of the Bai family, his face immediately turned green, what fell from the horse, accidentally ate poisonous weeds, evil spirits, and thousands of tricks emerged one after another.
However, Boss Bai is not worried about his daughter's future, at least there is a Li family Xiaolang here, who knows the root cause and is the most reassuring.
But he didn't expect this old matchmaker to tell him that someone had a crush on Bai Ying'er.
"Which little lang?"
There are really people in the dignified imperial capital who are not afraid of death, but Boss Bai is not in a hurry to leave, he wants to see which bold young man it is.
Aunt Wang said with a smile: "Of course it's Li Jialang in your mansion!"
"Li, the Li family, which Li family?"
This time, it was Boss Bai's turn to be confused, and his mind didn't turn for a while.
"Of course, it's the little son of the Li Mansion in Taipingfang! How many Li Mansions can there be in the market? What's the matter, the old body is a good family recommended by the old man! Lord Bai, people can take a fancy to Ying'er, it is a blessing that your daughter cultivated in her previous life!"
The handkerchief in Aunt Wang's hand was as fast as lightning, and she waved the white boss with straight eyes several times, and some incense powder was sprinkled directly on his silver bright armor.
In her opinion, the father and daughter of the Bai family are living in the Li Mansion, and this marriage is a match made in heaven.
Although there are rumors in the market that the Li family's Xiaoxuan has something to do with Her Majesty the current empress, the matchmaker that the old lady of the Li Mansion asked her to entrust is a concubine, which is even more problematic, isn't the eldest woman someone else?
"Hello!"
Boss Bai finally couldn't hold it back, and was stimulated by the incense powder thrown out by Aunt Wang.
The momentary out-of-control anger shook the unprepared Aunt Wang out of the way in the strange scream, and rolled into the flowers.
"Ouch! What a thunderstorm, the old body has never done anything wrong! Ouch, the old body fell to death. ”
Fortunately, the grass and branches were luxuriant, and Aunt Wang still fell on all fours, screaming there, and actually regarded the sneeze as thunder, but did not understand that the initiator was the white man who was standing in front of her.
Boss Bai touched his nose in embarrassment, but did not step forward to pick up the old matchmaker, but waited for the other party to howl for a while and get up by himself.
"Aunt Wang, what's wrong with you!"
Two family members who heard the movement rushed over and hurriedly helped each other up.
"I told you about this family in the Li Mansion, but I almost gave away this old life! ”
Aunt Wang shouted to herself, although she fell into a lot of meat and vegetables, but she was also buffered by flowers and plants, but it was not a big deal, but this was said to those who have a heart.
"The eldest lady works hard, and the matchmaker will double the money. ”
The new housekeeper of the Li Mansion picked up the conversation, and then bowed to Boss Bai to the end, saying, "Please ask Aunt Wang to be the matchmaker, which is also what the old lady meant." ”
Helena is the old lady of the Li Mansion, Li Dahu is the master, and there are three sons, just one day's work, everyone in the Li Mansion already knows, no one knows, no one knows about it, and those who have not served in person have also secretly recognized a familiar face.
"Why bother, find an auspicious day, just get things done!"
Boss Bai finally knew who Aunt Wang was talking about, and he couldn't help but feel funny, he didn't object, and even had this intention, so why bother to invite outsiders to deliver the message.
"No, no, no, this is not only the meaning of the old lady, but also the meaning of Your Majesty, you can't treat Miss Sakura badly. ”
The new butler who succeeded Li Wushuang was also a smart person, and from Boss Bai's reaction, he guessed that the other party was a strange man who was not formal at all, but the master of the house had already sent a message, although Miss Ying'er was not in the main room, she still needed to go through the formal process with three books and six rites, as the degree of importance that the Li Mansion attached to this special concubine room.
"Okay, whatever the old lady says, I'll do it!"
Boss Bai, as a rough man, where did he think of so much, the other party had already thought of it for himself, and he was naturally willing to accept it.
"This will be easy to do, this old body will do a beautiful job!"
The matchmaker in the Li Mansion was already rich, and when she heard the housekeeper say double it, the matchmaker Aunt Wang immediately forgot the pain all over her body, despite the fact that there were grass branches hanging on her head, and most of the white powder fell off her face like frosted donkey dung eggs, which made Boss Bai look sideways.
As for the rumored matchmaker money from Her Majesty the Empress, she didn't dare to give birth to such a guts.
The news of an old woman surnamed Wang running around the mansion quickly reached Li Xiaobai's ears, but he was busy giving orders and dispatching troops to deal with the westerners' flying boats that were about to arrive in the imperial capital.
After dozens of calls in a row, the letter bee in a letter bee box was exhausted, and the sound of flapping wings was weak, so he had to use the spare letter bee box, and at the same time remotely control the empress in the palace to make arrangements for the imperial capital.
Several important military depots were opened, and crossbows were erected at many commanding heights, and this kind of military equipment was a great threat to the low-level saints of the Westerners, and it was natural that it was reused.
Twenty-four hours is only two days and two nights, and it is coming in an instant, and the imperial capital is still singing and dancing.
From the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty to the common people, they were completely unaware of the coming Westerners.
The Imperial Mansion that belonged to the Heavenly Palace outside the city was already empty, and Li Xiaobai was not afraid of the Westerners' desperate slaughter of the imperial capital, but was worried that the other party would take the future seeds of the Heavenly Palace in the Imperial Palace.
In fact, he was right to be worried.
The flying boat from the west did not rush into the sky above the imperial capital first, but bombarded the imperial village outside the city and several old and suspicious Zhuangzi into a scorched earth, and the dazzling holy light and violent explosion almost alarmed half of the imperial capital.
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