Lin Tian never thought of himself as a generous person, and he never regarded himself as decent.

Just as he can design and rob the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, he can watch the female ghost Anya and her family of three take away the jade pendant after the soul is scattered, and he can take a lot of money with peace of mind.

If he doesn't go to harm others, he should be incense, and if someone sends it to the door, Lin Tian said that he will never forgive him!

Reaching out and patting the barbecue master's shoulder, motioning for the other party to roast the barbecue he had just requested, Lin Tian turned around and walked towards the corner.

As for whether he took the initiative to provoke himself, he was suspected of becoming a villain, and he said that he was a villain, what's wrong? Who stipulates that he can only wait for someone to come to the door to provoke him.

Therefore, completely ignoring the warning eyes of the young man in the corner, Lin Tian walked straight over and sat on the opposite side.

Under the cold gaze of the young man, Lin Tian opened a purple clay cup, picked up the purple clay pot on the table, and calmly poured himself a cup of tea.

Picking up the cup and sniffing it between his noses, Lin Tian frowned slightly.

At this time, the eyelids of the young man opposite were already shaking irregularly.

Not considering whether his behavior was a provocation at all, Lin Tian took a sip of the teacup.

Seeing this, the young man on the opposite side showed a bit of banter in his eyes, as if he had a premonition of the scene with a thick look of horror on Lin Tian's face.

It's just that......

"Poof!"

In an instant, a wisp of tea was spit out by Lin Tian with his mouth open, and the tea he spit out turned into mist, which was just pasting the face of the young man opposite.

And the young man, because he didn't expect such a scene in advance, couldn't dodge in time.

In an instant, the young man's face darkened directly, gloomy as if he could drip water.

This bastard dared to spoil his tea leaves from ancient times.

However, what he didn't expect was that after making such a rude move, Lin Tian did not show the slightest apology, but the wicked person sued first.

"I didn't say you, you can drink such a garbage tea, I really admire your teeth. ”

Saying that, Lin Tian shook his head, looking quite emotional, "This kind of tea, even if it is given to my family, it will not arouse its interest." ”

When making this evaluation, Lin Tian also stretched out the middle finger and thumb of his right hand, comparing the concept of losing in his mouth.

It's just that, looking at Lin Tianbi's distance, the people who were noticed couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths.

What kind of loss is this Nima, your two fingers are tightly pressed together, okay.

However, in the face of Lin Tian's provocation, the face of the young man opposite magically eased a little.

Just when everyone thought that he had that kind of weak tendencies and liked to be humiliated, the young man spoke in a calm tone.

"Some people think that they have a little ability and feel that they are the protagonists of this world, don't they know that there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky. ”

After a somewhat emotional sentence, the young man turned his head to look at Lin Tian, "Young man, I advise you not to pretend to be forced, if you pretend to be forced for a long time, you will inevitably be struck by lightning." ”

The young man's tone was not the slightest threat, as if a person had come from the past and told his life experience to his juniors.

Only, at the moment when his words just came out.

"Click!"

A bolt of lightning streaked across the night sky and fell straight at the young man.

The young man was keenly aware of the danger, dodged and dodged, and then turned his head, and what he saw was the expression on Lin Tian's face that seemed to be smiling.

"Yo, this is the legendary pretending to be struck by lightning, it's just ...... Why is this thunderbolt directed at you?"

Lin Tian's tone was undisguised banter, and even onlookers could hear his thick mockery.

Although these people didn't understand why a lightning bolt fell so coincidentally, it didn't prevent Xiao Hei and his friends from laughing good-naturedly.

Well, this young man was invited by Wang Shanxue and belonged to the enemy's friend.

As the saying goes, a friend of an enemy is an enemy, and when they see the enemy deflated, they naturally laugh merrily.

At the same time, before the start of the main play, Lin Tian made the other party a lot of ugly, and the friends on Xiao Hei's side felt a lot better for Lin Tian in an instant.

As for Xiao Hei, he was even more moved in his heart.

What is a brother?

It's just that he obviously thinks too much, Lin Tian went to humiliate this young man, but it wasn't because of his.

"So, here's the problem, this pretending brother, you know that pretending to be forced will be struck by lightning, and you are still pretending to be forced here, are you deliberately leading the thunder to cheer everyone up?"

Tilting his head slightly, Lin Tian asked as if puzzled, "Also, you are so skilled in pretending to be a brother, you are obviously not less struck by lightning."

It is said that when you are struck by lightning, you get used to it, and if you get used to it, you will have immunity.

Since you're all immune, why do you still want to hide, pretending to be a brother?"

Listening to Lin Tian's uncompromised words, a trace of anger flashed in the young man's eyes, and he opened his mouth to say something.

It's just that before he could say anything, he was interrupted by Lin Tian.

"You don't have to explain, I know you're going to say it's a reflex. ”

Lin Tian looked like I knew everything, and the young man watching it couldn't wait to slap him to death.

However, Lin Tian's run did not end there.

"So, here comes the problem again.

Pretending to be forced brother, you have pretended to be in the realm of being invisible, shouldn't you be hanging and blowing up the sky except for getting drunk and supporting the wall?

And you yourself are also a look of 'Lao Tzu can't even take me to the sky', how can there be a conditioned reflex like being afraid of thunder?

Obviously, pretending to be a brother, your own strength is not enough to support your third brother who hangs to the ground, your boss, you have to be the second child!"

With a look that I had already seen through everything, every time Lin Tian said a word, the face of the young man opposite was a little gloomy, and he had long lost the confidence that he had at the beginning, as if the sky would fall without blinking.

"Great, whoever you are, whatever your motives, but I will say that you have succeeded in provoking my anger.

So, young man, tell me, how do you want to die?"

This sentence is still strong and domineering, and even a few girls in the field can't help but have little stars in their eyes.

After all, although he was just degraded by Lin Tian as useless, this young man had a strong sense of self-confidence both in terms of language and temperament.

This kind of self-confidence makes people subconsciously unable to doubt the truth of his words.

It was as if every word he said could become a reality if he wanted to.

Then, in the expectant eyes of everyone, Lin Tian answered the young man's question.

Taking a step back, holding his chin with one hand, Lin Tian thought for a moment and raised his head to look at the young man.

"Do I have a choice...... Dead of old age?"

Youth: "...... "I have orange and wheat husks, and I don't know whether to be a pulp or not.

Everyone: "......" is obviously cowardly, and he can still say this sentence so magnificently, and the degree of brazenness is absolutely only seen in my life!

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