readx;?“ You...... Are you crazy?" The shadow guard smiled embarrassedly: "No, no, no, you must actually be joking with us, impossible, a bowl of noodles costs ten taels of silver? Oh my God, ten taels of silver is enough to sleep with the most beautiful girl in this Cuixiang Building, and ......she has been chic for a month! We've worked hard for a year, and if we don't eat or drink, we'll exchange you for a bowl of noodles?"

Lu Yu frowned and said, "Well...... Actually, I don't blame me, after all, we are clearly marked with a price, and we don't force you to eat, it's completely voluntary, since it's voluntary, where can we talk about anything...... Isn't it worth it?"

One of the shadow guards immediately stood up and said loudly: "Where is the price clearly marked? If you know that this is a bowl of ten taels of silver, the ghost will eat it...... Uh......"

Only halfway through speaking, I saw Lu Yu lightly stretch out his hand and point to the edge of the noodle bowl, which read...... 'Ten taels of silver'. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Very small words.

And even if you see it, no one would have thought that the words on it represent the price of this bowl of noodles, just like what gold taels will be written on the general tableware, which is completely auspicious, who can think that this means that the things contained in the plate are worth ten thousand taels of gold.

"You...... You're a black shop!" the shadow guard was furious.

Lu Yu shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "That's right, we are a black shop here, what's wrong? You don't eat it too? Don't you drink it too? And you walked in by yourself, right? It was because it was a black shop, so I closed the door." ”

"You!"

The two shadow guards were furious, and with a flick of their hand, they took out their blades from the hidden place, and actually wanted to use force.

"Oh?" Lu Yu pretended to be surprised, spread his hands and said, "Do you want to do it? Okay? But when you do it, don't damage the things in our store, the things in here are really very expensive, such as ...... Oops!"

Lu Yu stretched out his foot and kicked a chair, which immediately fell to the ground and then shattered into several pieces.

"You guys are too careless! You see, it's because you're so murderous that you broke my chair, and this chair costs twenty taels of silver!"

"Fart!"

One of the shadow guards shouted, "You obviously broke it yourself!"

Lu Yu spread his hands and said, "How is this possible? Look at it, dozens of pairs of eyes are staring here, everyone sees that you broke it, why do you say it's me?"

Then he turned around and asked Qiao'er: "Qiao'er, tell me, this chair ...... Who broke it?"

Qiao'er covered her mouth, she wanted to laugh a little, but she wanted to cry a little, and she was more worried, after all, the other party was a shadow guard!

But now that Lu Yu has asked, she can only point to her eyes and say: "They broke it, I saw it, with this pair of eyes, it is very clear." ”

The shadow guard was almost mad and roared angrily, "You are all in the same group!

Lu Yu spread his hands and said: "That's right, we are in a group, what's wrong? Is there any problem? Oh, no one believes what she said? Oh, this is Cuixiang Building, you are outsiders, if no one believes what we say, then who will believe what you say? Even if you report to the official, you say, will the official believe what you say, or will he believe our words? To be exact...... Well, do you think Your Majesty will believe your Shadow Guard's words, or will you believe Lu Qian and Lu Xiangjun's words?"

"This ......"

As soon as the two of them heard Lu Qian's name, they were stunned all of a sudden.

No way, they clearly know that if His Majesty knows about this, then he will definitely believe the words of the Shadow Guard, after all, the Shadow Guard is his eyes, his hands, if he doesn't even believe the words of the Shadow Guard, does His Majesty still need to believe in other people?

But...... As long as Lu Xiangjun is involved, then, even if His Majesty believes in the two of them, he has to say it on the surface...... He believed Lu Xiangjun's words.

Why?

Who in the world doesn't know how many years Your Majesty has been chasing Lu Xiangjun, won't she even let this little thing happen?!

Of course it will be allowed, it will be allowed, of course...... Sold a few of his closest guys!

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Because a few dozen taels of silver is really nothing to His Majesty.

Lu Yu looked at the two shadow guards, tilted his head and said, "I said...... You better hurry up and pay, you said that you walk back and forth in this house, if you accidentally touch something, smash something, how will the money be calculated? For example, this bottle, it looks ordinary, but in fact it is thousands of years old, and it is worth at least a hundred taels of silver, you see, it will fall down at the slightest touch......

Lu Yu said as he reached out and poked the vase beside him.

The vase is poured directly ......

Burst!

A man lay on the ground in an instant, holding the vase with both hands, and sweating profusely.

"Oops!" Lu Yu was surprised and said, "It's not broken, this isn't scientific, I'll try this ...... next to it."

As he spoke, he poked the vase next to him with his hand.

The other shadow guard was lying there, too.

Lu Yu was even more surprised, and then he wanted to move the 'Tianzi No. 1 Table', and now, the two shadow guards knew why that thing was called Tianzi No. 1 Table, so that they could count more money when they slandered people!

"Childe, no, no, big brother, brother, little ancestor, don't fall, can't we hand it back......? But don't count that chair, how about it? Don't forget it, there's really no money, no money!"

Lu Yu buttoned his nose, then spitted on his saliva, and said very angrily: "Phew, fuck two poor ghosts! blind me two bowls of noodles...... Forget it, take the money, before I change my mind. ”

The two of them hurriedly picked up the vase, and then came together, both of them seeing the distress on each other's faces.

Left and left, finally everyone took out some money from their bodies, but ...... It's not enough.

Looking at a table of money, a few pieces of Mithril, and a lot of copper......

One of the shadow guards said, "Just ...... That's all, there's really no more, or ...... Forget it, it's already a lot. ”

"Whether it's too much, whether it's enough, it's all what I said, not what you said. Lu Yu looked at them with disgust, and then said, "The money is gone, isn't there still clothes, and accessories? ”

"What?!"

The two were furious again.

Lu Yu didn't make a threat, just stretched out his hand, Xiao Ruan walked over, without saying a word, the little scimitar shot directly, stretched out his hand, and a piece of wood on the ground was sucked into his hand, and the knife shook back and forth, and it was carved into a hollow big character.

'Die'.

This is a blatant threat.

So the two of them coaxed again.

......

In the end, the two people who walked out of here, both wearing only a jump of leggings, shed tears, and sadly covered their chests with their hands, and then turned their heads to look at the black shop angrily, and then ran away quickly, in the stunned eyes of everyone on the street.