Chapter 01: Slap in the face

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Fu Xi opened the sky to draw hexagrams, dividing the world into the four worlds of yin and yang, gods and demons.

At the beginning of heaven and earth, after hundreds of years of war, the four major families dominated the southeast, northwest and northwest, each leading a domain. There is also the Sima family, with the artifact, the Central Plains is the king, and the self-proclaimed royal dragon family.

In the far north, there is a remote and poor village with only about 100 households. From the east end of the village, you can see the west end of the village at a glance. Whose dog barks, the whole village can hear it.

Most of them have houses made of thatched mud. If the conditions are better, they will live in a brick house.

There was only one house, the bricks were painted, the walls were high, the gates were closed, and the dogs barked, and this was the richest man in the village. The house resembles a royal palace nestled in ruins, and it looks out of place.

So rich, no one knows why it's here.

On one side of the house, in the outer corner of the high wall, a young man leaned and fell asleep.

The slender young man was wearing a patched sack piece, and the whole body was covered with this sack piece. It's not so much about wearing it as it is about wearing it. His hair was very dirty, dusty, fluffy like a perm, and it looked quite fashionable.

The burnt face was covered with mud. One on the left and one on the right, not as thick and curled as his eyebrows. With thick eyebrows and big eyes, he is talking about him.

He is the well-known beggar king of the whole village, Ling Yun.

said that he was a beggar king, but in fact, there were a total of six people of the same grade as him under his hands, worshipping the brothers. Counting him, six men and one woman, seven beggars unique to the village.

At this moment, he is taking the sky as the seat of the earth, enjoying the treatment of the king in a chic and happy manner, sleeping alone by the high wall of the richest man's house.

The barking of the fierce dogs in the courtyard was a symphony played for him, and the warm wind blowing in the afternoon was the wind god fanning him. In his sleep, the rich girl in the courtyard was serving him gently.

Within a radius of ten meters, no one dared to approach. Countless pedestrians, discouraged, detoured.

There are only three or two families in the village who are doing well, but everyone despises the tired beggars, especially him, the beggar king.

While he was asleep, suddenly a guy with great strength shook his slender body wildly. It's like kneading a ball of dough, kneading it into a strip, pulling a thick voice, shouting: "Big brother, get up quickly, big brother, something happened!"

This is Ling Yun's second brother, named Zhang Peng. Among the seven people, he is the tallest and has the most strength, but his brain is also the stupidest, stupid like a nerd, who only listens to Ling Yun.

His voice was louder than the dog in the yard. The dog barked louder than he did. In order to wake up Ling Yun, he shouted louder, and yelled at Gao Qiang anxiously and irritably, and there was no more dog barking in the yard.

Ling Yun was so frightened that his body was shaken violently, and he thought that the nightmare had come true.

He had the same nightmare since he was a child, and a big hand reached out to him to tell him not to forget his mission.

Woken up by a sudden shake, his brain was dizzy, and he said in shock: "Don't shake!

Zhang Peng immediately retracted his hand, like a wooden stake nailed there. Up and down, only his face and tone were still flustered: "Oh no, big brother, the fifth brother has been arrested!"

"What!" the beggar Wang Lingyun rose from the ground, "Who caught him?"

"The owner of the bun shop. ”

After Zhang Peng finished speaking, Ling Yun didn't panic.

Shake the sack piece off his body and straighten it. I wiped my face, got my hair styled, and walked barefoot on the uneven road. followed by the tall and mighty Zhang Peng, who posed with the majesty and domineering of the beggar king.

Coming to the bun shop, it is the only shop in the village and one of the few brick house owners. Every day at noon, in order to save time to work, the villagers will basically patronize it, and they are very busy.

As a beggar, he is naturally a frequent customer, but he is the kind that does not give money.

The boss was holding a small round stick with white flour in one hand and a little beggar who wanted to run away in the other, and was about to fight. Ling Yun shouted: "Stop!"

As soon as Ling Yun arrived, several little beggars ran out of the corner and hid behind him. Some are afraid, some are hateful, and the expressions on everyone's faces are different.

As usual, they played a strategy of attacking and attacking each other, just to steal a few buns. But today is more unlucky, the fifth child was arrested, and he will inevitably be beaten.

When the boss of the bun shop saw Ling Yun, he held a rolling pin and pointed at him and shouted, "You little rabbits, let you steal my buns, and today Lao Tzu will give you some color to see!"

His thick hand was raised above his head, and he was about to open the fifth child's buttocks when Ling Yun suddenly said, "How much is the bun? It's a big deal to give you money!"

The owner of the steamed bun shop was stunned, the villagers who ate steamed buns and watched the play were stunned, the pedestrians on the side of the road were stunned, and even the brothers around Ling Yun were stunned.

A beggar, to give money!

A second later, everyone burst into laughter. What's more, he almost squirted out the buns, and people turned over with laughter.

Who in this group of little beggars in the village doesn't know, they will steal chickens and dogs, live a life of rats crossing the street, where will there be money, I don't know where Ling Yun got the courage to say such things.

Everyone smiled and bent over, only Ling Yun was calm, his hand reached into the sack piece, and took out a golden thing. Everyone looked at each other, and everyone was stunned again. What's more, I almost choked to death with a bun.

In his hand, Ling Yun was holding a gold bar. All the people in the village, some have seen the gold bars, some have not. He who has seen it has not had. They speculated that there would be a lot of richest people's families, but they didn't.

It's something they've always dreamed of.

The owner of the bun shop also wanted gold bars, and pretended not to care and asked, "Who did you steal it from?"

"Fart!" Ling Yun shouted, "I picked it up from the ground." ”

The owner of the bun shop stopped talking.

"Hey, how much do all the buns cost?"

The boss looked back at his bun, and all the sum added, the crumbs of gold could not be hooked.

Ling Yun smashed the gold bar on his face, creating a bruise, and said, "All the buns, I want them!" He pointed to what he was eating, and asked them to spit out the buns, he wanted to buy them all.

The boss of the buns was beaten by him, covering his face, he was very angry, and when he thought that these buns could be exchanged for a gold bar, he endured it and lost a smile. I patted the dust off the little beggar in my hand and put it back.

Ling Yun pointed to the bun and said, "Brothers, go!"

The beggar brothers were puzzled and looked at each other.

"Now all the buns, it's ours, go get our buns back. ”

Counting the six beggars who had just returned, they reacted and pounced on the buns like crazy. When they couldn't hold it in their hands, they stuffed it into their clothes. I can't stuff it in my clothes, so I just put it on the pot.

In the blink of an eye, there was a mess, and there was not a single bun left. Even those who fell to the ground were not spared.

The most bizarre thing is Lao Wu, who knows that all the buns are theirs, including those that the villagers are eating. While everyone was stunned, he really snatched the buns from other people's mouths.

The seven brothers came to the high wall of the richest man's house, surrounded the city in a circle, and ate steamed buns with taste. The dog in the yard barked, and Ling Yun threw a few big buns. The dog still barks incessantly, it doesn't work.

While eating, a little beggar glanced at the high wall and asked curiously, "Big brother, did you steal the gold bars?"

"No, I really picked it up. Seeing that the crowd did not believe me, he continued to explain, "I picked it up in the back woods, from the body of a dead man. ”

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