Wait online, it's urgent! 100,000 urgent!

As soon as this Weibo appeared, it quickly attracted everyone's attention. Who made Suning the chairman of the group, the chairman posted a Weibo, don't notify everyone immediately!

Old Cat: Xuansheng, hehe, ask for more blessings.

Salted fish flying into the sky: ask for more blessings and add one.

I'm you: ask for more blessings and two.

I'm Grandpa Upstairs: That stupid hanger upstairs, look at my name.

Delicate: Don't be crooked, the blogger is in a hurry now, what are you gloating!

It seems that this is a righteous and awe-inspiring knight, who must be giving advice to Suning, and Suning can't help but have a glimmer of hope.

"Ding. ”

The system prompt sounded, and this knight replied to the message!

"It's coming, lifesaver!" Suning took out his mobile phone excitedly.

Delicate: "First of all, we have to determine what kind of path he has stepped out of, as we all know, there are thousands of paths, and everyone's path is different. Some major in swords, some in swords......"

Look, look! Look at what a conditioning analysis this is! Step by step! Suning continued to read with excitement.

Delicate: "Depending on the path of the Xuan Sheng's major, we can choose a variety of different ways to escape. But before that, don't, don't, don't! Say important things three times.

Don't be afraid, don't let the Xuan Sheng know that you are going to run away. Believe me, with my years of experience, if Xuansheng is on guard, you will definitely not be able to escape. When the time comes, Xuan Sheng only needs to open up the realm, and you will definitely not be able to move an inch. At this point, all we have to do is to paralyze him and think that you are an insignificant ant, so that you can have a chance to live!"

That's right, when facing a behemoth like Xuan Sheng, don't want to be just head-on, that's sending you to death! And let me see the high opinion of this great god again!

Delicate: "Next, look at what you think you are the most ferocious in your eyes, stare at the Xuan Sheng in front of you, and bluff the other party with your eyes to make him think that you have a back move! Hurry up now, otherwise it will be too late." ”

Give it a try!

Seeing this, Suning stared at the two old men with tears in his eyes. It's a little inexplicable for the two old men, isn't this kid stupid, is he stupid when he gets a secret music?

"Next, it's the most critical part!"

Suning's face was excited, eager to try, and his hand holding the mobile phone trembled a little.

"Next, use all the swear words you can think of that you've learned all your life, and vent your vicious words to your heart's content. In this way, you will die with more dignity. ”

Compare...... Something dignified?

Butterfly: Hahaha, the gods are more dignified!

Lao Tie 666: Wise!

Who is your Lao Tie?: Who are you calling Lao Tie upstairs?

Lao Tie 666: What's wrong with shouting at you?

Who's the special code for your old iron?: Do you shout another one?

Lao Tie 666: Try it!

......

There is a lot of noise on the Internet, and Suning is troublesome. What kind of people are these, people's hearts are not ancient, black! Hmph, dare to tease Lao Tzu, I wish you will never win the prize in the future!

Suning sighed secretly in his heart, the shape he had just posed was useless, looking at the two people who were looking at him in front of him, Suning was sure that if he didn't hand over the secretary, the two of them would definitely tear themselves to pieces!

"Why do you have so many plays? I gave you this thing, and it wasn't exchanged, what are you doing here? Have I ever stopped you from just now? What are you thinking about every day?"

The system couldn't bear it anymore, watching Suning flip through his phone for a while, laugh for a while, and get angry when his brows were furrowed. is not a professional actor, where did he get so many scenes day by day?

"Can you give it?"

Suning was ecstatic in his heart, he didn't have to be hunted down by Xuansheng, it was a blessing!

"Well, get out of here. ”

"Okay. ”

Suning took out the word secret from the system space and handed it to the two old men who were eager to wear it, these two old men who were tens of thousands of years old together, as if they were waiting for their beloved ice cream to be made, the expression in their eyes made people feel cold.

"Give ......"

"Don't, don't!"

When Suning handed over the word secret, the old man was very excited. I want to grab it, but I'm worried that I'll destroy this hard-won cheat, but I'm also very excited in my heart, and I can't wait to take it over and observe it well.

"Now, why don't you want it?"

"No, no, no. ”

I have been looking forward to the secret method of sect inheritance for thousands of years, and now that I have finally found it, how can I not be excited?

"Damn, what are you going to do?"

Suning was stunned and looked at the old man who took out a large incense burner from the storage ring. What the hell is this? And people carry incense burners with them? How religious are you?

Wait, wait, what the hell is this big wooden barrel? Hey, is it really good for you to stuff your junior brother in it like this, and you won't kill him?

No！No！No!

Don't take off your clothes in my parlor! Oh my God, I'm dying, if this gets out, where will Lao Tzu's face be! Neurotic, I don't want to lose face!

Suning hurriedly stepped forward and locked the gate stiffly, and the Jedi must not let people see this scene. Otherwise, even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn't be able to wash it!

"Boss, what are you doing here!"

Suning is about to cry, isn't it just a secret, are you like this, burning incense and taking a bath.

"To welcome back the secret book of this door, you must bathe and burn incense!"

The two of them didn't explain anymore, and took a bath by themselves, and the sloppy old man with one arm struggled to wash, and he didn't know what secret method the old man used to seal a Xuan Sage for so long.

"Let you usually take more baths, take more baths, you just don't stop. Your uncle, Lao Tzu used three pieces of soap, and the water is still black!"

The old man who rubbed the cigarette scolded and took a bath to the sloppy old man, and for a while the living room was full of emotion. The sloppy old man was like a docile little beast, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Your sister, what did you think of, this is, laughing so lewdly. ”

Suning looked at this pair of brothers with a tangled face, with infinite emotion in his heart, very suspicious of the relationship between these two people, and even looked at the two with a hint of charm.

And the sloppy old man didn't care about this, he seemed to have returned to his childhood, when he was still ignorant, and his senior brother bathed him like this.

Suning couldn't bear to look at it more, he was afraid that his pure heart would be tarnished, and the bitter past between the old bacon would tremble when he thought about it.

......

"Hey, are you two enough!"