Late at night, about one o'clock in the morning, the old barracks were dark and sloppy. "Co*music*words*love*first*hair(http://www.klxsw.com

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In Room 101, the innermost part is a thatched pit and a washroom, and it is against the window. One of the advantages of this arrangement is good ventilation, and the second is that it can maintain good hygiene. That's a little weird? Let me explain.

In winter, the northwest wind blows, that is, if the bathroom is not cleaned and cleaned, the smell will all run to the bedroom, and you can't think about it.

Shi Lei squatted in the pit, his face flushed.

After squatting for about ten minutes, my legs were numb, but I still didn't go down.

Li Mu got up and walked to the door, "Shi Lei." ”

"Squad leader. Shi Lei responded in a low voice.

"Can't pull it out?" Li Mu asked.

"yes. Shi Lei complained softly, "What the hell is like a recruit company." Squad leader, do you remember the time when the recruit company was in place?"

Li Mu changed his posture and stood and said, "Of course I remember." I remember one time, too, you and that, I went in to pee, and I heard a crunch when it was over. I think something has fallen, damn, it's the sound of your shit smashing into the pit, like a stone. ”

"Hey, hey. Shi Lei said, "Later, you also said that I used to eat a lot of good things, and when I went to the army, I couldn't adapt to the coarse vegetables and light rice in the army, and I had indigestion, which is pulling stones." I remember that the nickname Stone was called back then. ”

"I'm not kidding. Li Mu said, "I have observed, but if the family is better, the recruits even have constipation at that time, and the stomach is squeamish, and they can't digest the food of the army at once." I don't have that problem. ”

"Squad leader, how do I remember that you seem to have had it too. Shi Lei said.

Li Mu said, "But what the hell I'm pulling out isn't as hard as yours and stones, and it's all smashing." ”

"Hehe......" Shi Lei said, "Now I don't understand, the food we eat every day is not bad, it is better than our company, how can we be constipated? Damn, breakfast is served with beef, it's really luxurious!"

"It's so good, it's not easy to get used to. At the end of the day, there are still some problems with your stomach. Eat more vegetables later. Li Mu said.

"But then again, the extra big beef tastes really good. Shi Lei said, as if he was licking his lips.

"You, can you stop talking about this?" Li Mu said.

Shi Lei said, "Squad leader, can we not pretend, pig-, do we still eat less?"

Li Mu was completely speechless.

What Shi Lei said was the truth, they rolled in the pig manure tank more than once, coming and going so many times that it was absolutely normal for them to run in their mouths.

But there are still some differences between pig manure and human manure.

But then again, chatting while is definitely one of the mirrors of the soldiers' communication. The reason is simple, because apart from sleeping and, there are basically no opportunities for private chats. Therefore, the Sleeper Talks were prevalent in the barracks.

"Speaking of, I think of one of the funniest things. Shi Lei couldn't hold it back as he spoke, and endured it, his shoulders twitching.

"Shi Lei, you--don't mention Lao Tzu. Lin Yu's voice floated over.

Dare to wake up.

"Quack......" Shi Lei let out a terrifying laugh.

Of course, Li Mu wouldn't fail to remember, that should be the thing that made Lin Yu "infamous".

It was last year's exercise, in the hot September, and before the National Day, a real military confrontation exercise was held as a gift for the birthday. Basically, at this time of year, there will be a real confrontation of brigade-level troops, usually landing and anti-landing operations. After all, the historical mission of the troops stationed here is to liberate Taiwan.

On the morning of the third day, the Red Army launched a landing operation, and the 3rd Brigade of the Blue Army resolutely counterattacked, and the battle was extremely fierce.

The tidal flat defense line was broken through by the Red Army, and the armored clusters of the Red Army withstood certain losses or climbed the tidal flats, so the second line of defense was under tremendous pressure. Under the tactic of retreating as advancing, the Blue Army began to adjust its deployment according to the plan, gradually retreating in depth, and the reserve troops launched counterattacks on both sides.

Accompanied by infantry from armored groups of the Red Army, the attack on the third line of defense began under the cover of helicopter gunships. The Blues' third line of defence was laid out in the deep hills, occupying various vantage points. The Blue Army, which had launched a counterattack from both flanks, charged the Red Army attacking force, and the 5th Company was one of them.

At that time, the area in charge of the fifth squad was a weedy mountainside, and when the attack was launched, Lin Yu carried a Type 95 light machine gun and yelled to kill, and rushed forward, and suddenly rushed past the riflemen in front and rushed to the front.

In the blink of an eye, Shi Lei and Zhao Yiyun suddenly found that Lin Yu was gone, and it was like evaporating into air all of a sudden.

At that time, Shi Lei grabbed Zhao Yiyun violently and said, "There is fraud ahead!"

"What?" Zhao Yiyun asked.

"Lin Yu is gone, haven't you noticed!" Shi Lei said.

Zhao Yiyun came back to his senses, "Damn, is it possible that Lin Yu will teleport?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard someone shouting in front of him: "Help, help, help!"

With a crying cry for help!

Lin Yu's voice was full of grievances and pain!

Zhao Yiyun and Shi Lei didn't think much about it, they rushed up with their rifles, thinking that the Red Army had captured Lin Yu, and if that was the case, they would fight to get it back!

"Help, help me......" Lin Yu cried.

When they arrived at the front, Zhao Yiyun and Shi Lei were stunned, and no one could imagine the situation in front of them!

Lin Yu struggled in the dung pit, which was full of and water, Lin Yu's helmet was stained with disgusting yellow, and every part of his body was clean.

The goods plunged headlong into the manure pit.

But seeing that this dung pit is very hidden, just below the ridge, and there are leaves falling on the surface, at first glance it is really impossible to see that this is a pit at once, let alone a dung pit. What's more, Lin Yu hit at full speed, even if he found out, he couldn't brake in time.

Shi Lei frowned and analyzed, "It is estimated that the dung pit dug by the nearby villagers is full, and I don't know how many goods have been accumulated." ”

Zhao Yiyun glanced at Shi Lei with disdain and said, "The nearest village is at least two miles away from here, do you think someone would dig a dung pit in the mountains so far away?"

"Then how do you explain it?" Shi Lei pointed to the dung pit, and also pointed to Lin Yu who was struggling in the dung pit.

Zhao Yiyun pointed to the dung pit and analyzed, "Take a good look, what does this dung pit look like, do you want a large single soldier standing bunker? It's just that the mouth is square." If you look around, damn it, it's disguised at all. It must have been done by the grandsons of the first battalion. ”

This piece belongs to the defense area of the first battalion, maybe they want to yin the Red Army, but they didn't expect to pit the brother battalion.

"Uh-huh...... It makes sense, the more you say that, the more you look at it, the more it looks like it. Shi Lei touched his chin and nodded.

Lin Yu had been watching them chatting dumbfounded, and finally couldn't help it anymore, spit out a mouthful of or water, and scolded: "-you-big-master, don't you pull Lao Tzu up to analyze you-sister's analysis!"

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Note: The old man's aftermath was basically dealt with, and the relic left to the rifle was a bayonet equipped with a 38 large cover. The Hunter Update may be a little shaky this month, but the rifle will do its best to keep it normal, brethren. The management committee brothers, the situation is really different, so I politely refuse your condolences. Rifle Daddy said, I felt my heart completely, and saluted you!