Chapter 112: Doing Bad Things, Can You Use Your Housekeeping Skills?
Bang Bang Bang!
The knock on the door rang again.
It's the same magic stick, and it's the same door, but this time it's no longer the gate of the villa's yard, but the main gate of the villa.
"Please cooperate with the opening of the door, we check the water meter, if you refuse to cooperate, we do not rule out the possibility of violent breaking down. ”
With Lin Tian's unlocking spell, the god stick is quite confident, and there is a kind of snarling in his somewhat hoarse voice because he has recited the 'Taishang Soul Sutra' three hundred times.
Lin Tian: "......" You are pretending to be so forced, aren't you afraid of being beaten?
"You...... Who are you? Warning, I've called the police, and it's too late for you to run!"
The voice that came through the door was filled with irrepressible fear, and the god stick who listened to it felt a sense of accomplishment.
It turns out that it feels so cool to be a bad guy!
"Who are we? Hehe, we...... Oops!"
Just about to say a few more words, before he finished a sentence, the god stick 'accidentally' bit his tongue.
"Get out of the way. ”
Seeing that he refused to open the door inside, Lin Tian said to the divine stick.
Hearing this, the Divine Stick subconsciously covered his mouth and flashed to the side, and after the Divine Stick flashed away, Lin Tian raised both hands at the same time, and his hands were sealed.
"Shadow Mystery!Unlock the Technique!"
Brush!
With the launch of ninjutsu, the door of the room was like a white little sheep, and it was broken open by Lin Tian, the big bad wolf, without the slightest resistance.
God stick: "......" ninjutsu! In addition to magic, this product's elective course actually has ninjutsu!
"It's yin and yang. ”
Sensing the inner thoughts of the divine stick, Lin Tian corrected.
Stick: "....."
"So, you can easily break in, why are you so troublesome about magic and yin-yang arts?"
In fact, what he wants to ask is, are you an immortal cultivator, and what about the good fairy style?
And hearing the words of the god stick, Lin Tian glanced at the other party lightly, and that look made the god stick always feel as if he was looking at a fool.
"Are you stupid, we're doing bad things, can you use your housekeeping skills?"
As for the fact that he was ready to use ninjutsu to break the door, why did he have to let the god stick go up and knock on the door.
In this regard, Lin Tian's explanation is: Even if you are going to turn into a beast in the next second, you have to ensure your gentleman's quality at the previous moment, isn't this the truest portrayal of some people in that country?
God: "......" You look so arrogant, I am speechless.
So, the mage and the neon onmyoji have become the most ideal targets?
"Naturally, when it comes to stealing chickens and touching dogs, is there anything more suitable than the ninjutsu that branches out of lockpicking and yin-yang?"
After all, he is full of immortal style, how can he leave evidence of what he has done.
Looking at Lin Tian's rightful appearance, the god stick just wanted to sigh: The old man has lived for so many years, and he has never seen such a brazen person.
And compared to the barely acceptable words of the divine stick, the woman who was startled by the sudden opening of the door looked like she was messy in the wind after listening to Lin Tian's words.
Looking at Lin Tian with a confused face, she really wanted to ask: You are discussing how to open the door of my house and do bad things in front of my master so grandly, have you considered my master's feelings?
Regarding this woman's complaint, the kind-hearted Lin Tian also answered.
"Oh, it's okay, dead people don't tell secrets anyway. ”
Woman: "...... "Why did I become a dead man?"
It's just that the next moment, when she saw the 'young lady' who walked into the main gate of the villa with the magic stick, she instantly put this thought behind her.
Cooperate?
How does she cooperate?
People came in a group with their sister-in-law, isn't this attitude obvious?
After all, pushing her sister-in-law down from the third floor with her own hands, this kind of experience, no matter how big her heart is, it is impossible to forget it in just thirty years.
"You...... You...... You ......."
Three 'you' in a row, pointing to the young lady who turned into a resentful ghost, the woman couldn't even say a complete sentence.
"Cui Yingyi, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect you to hide for thirty years, one day, I still came to the door!"
At the moment of opening, the 'little sister', who was originally white and beautiful and attractive, instantly turned into a face full of blood, most of her head was broken, her lips were cracked, and there was only the white of her eyes in her eyes.
"Ahh
The woman named Cui Yingyi, after a short period of fear, did not wait for death, but ran upstairs screaming.
And just as the other party ran to the top of the stairs, a man walked down the stairs.
"What's going on...... You...... Lesser. ”
After all, it's his own sister, and he watched her death with his own eyes.
Even after thirty years, the man still recognizes the identity of the other party at a glance,
He just heard his wife say something like calling the police upstairs, and he came down curiously to take a look, and just walked to the second floor when he heard his wife's screams.
But I didn't expect that after running down in a hurry, I would see this person, my sister who had been dead for thirty years-Anya.
"Hmph, An Jianguo, you still have the face to call my name. ”
There were blood and tears left in her eyes, and the face of the female ghost Anya became more and more terrifying.
"Xiaoya, listen to me, it's my brother who is sorry for you, everything is my brother's fault.
Over the years, your sister-in-law has ......"
Before he could finish, the rest of the conversation was interrupted by Anya.
"I don't listen! I don't listen! I don't listen!"
If it weren't for the fact that the scene was too terrifying, Lin Tiandu would have moved a table to put soda popcorn on it and watch a family ethics drama.
After all, this kind of scene is really full of eight o'clock gear.
"Xiaoya, it's all my brother's fault, it's my brother's failure to protect you, and my brother's unwillingness to lose Yingyi that made you die for thirty years and couldn't resolve your grievances.
If you want to blame, blame your brother.
If your brother's life can wash away your resentment and make you reincarnate, my brother is willing to give you one last ride!"
He was over 50 years old, his hair was a little gray, and his face was wrinkled, leaving cloudy old tears.
"Believe it or not, next, my sister will be moved to throw herself into my brother's arms. ”
Lin Tian, who moved a table to eat popcorn at an inopportune time, said to the little Nezha next to him while stuffing popcorn into his mouth.
Hearing this, Nezha nodded, but the god stick scoffed.
How is it possible, it is a resentful ghost, how can it be resolved in a few words.
Seeing that the god stick shook his head, Lin Tian smiled and said nothing.
As the god stick said, how can this kind of resentment be resolved in a few words? Therefore, Anya naturally will not put away her killing intent because of An Jianguo's few words.
It's just that the next moment, An Jianguo's actions made her stunned.
I saw An Jianguo turn over his right hand, and he was holding a Swiss Army knife in the palm of his hand.
"Xiaoya, the resentment in your heart, let my brother wash it away for you with blood!"
When the words fell, blood overflowed from the corners of An Jianguo's mouth.
Along with the blood that flowed from his heart, which had been pierced with a Swiss Army knife.
"No! brother!"
Seeing this scene, Anya yelled, and her appearance instantly changed back to that beautiful young lady, desperately rushing over, wanting to catch An Jianguo.
As a result, naturally it was not caught.
After all, as a ghost, how could she catch a human being with a ghost body alone.
"Little ...... Lesser...... Are you finally willing to forgive your brother?"
fell to the ground, blood kept spilling from the corners of his mouth, and An Jianguo had a hint of expectation in his eyes.
"I ...... I forgive you! Brother, don't die, I forgive you!"
Tears of blood flowed from Anya's eyes again.
On the other side, in the face of Lin Tian's smug expression, the popcorn-eating crowd was stunned for a while.
Also Nima has this kind of operation?
It's just that what made him even more stunned was still to come.
ps: The second update, there will be a change today, and then it is still asking for a recommendation vote.
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