Liancheng unskillfully erected his son's big black cloud, looking down at the earth, trying to find the white Volvo.

The bird's-eye view from the sky is refreshing, with a panoramic view of everything on the ground, and the cool and damp wind blowing through the body, not looking cold under the protection of black clouds, but just the right amount of refreshing freshness.

Some people study Journey to the West and say that although Sun Wukong has fiery eyes, he is highly short-sighted.

Liancheng just wants to talk about bullshit!

He has 5.0 eyes and good eyesight, and it is difficult to find a white car at this altitude. If Sun Monkey is highly short-sighted, where to find Tang Sanzang, who is red-faced and white-toothed, maybe he will catch a cherry tree and become a master.

The jade face was pressed into the corner by the big black cloud, and it couldn't move.

But the big black cloud couldn't control her mouth.

She was not afraid at all, looking at the ground and sighing from time to time: "The vicissitudes of life, watching chess are rotten." I don't know how many years have passed. ”

While looking for the car, Liancheng asked, "What you say is like you're an old monster." ”

"When did I say I'm not an old monster?" "Jade-faced eyes and bright teeth, chuckled: "You are a little bit, but you also have a bit of meaning." Let me ask you, what is the current dynasty, and what is the era name?"

"The Celestial Empire, 2017. ”

Which emperor is so uneducated and so rampant that he dares to steal the name of his ancestors. You said that in 2017, I don't believe it, how can there be a dynasty in the world that can not decay for thousands of years. Jade shook her head.

Liancheng replied: "2017 commemorates the birthday of a foreigner, and you don't understand it." According to the previous common saying, using the Western calendar is to catch up with the times, and using the lunar calendar is to catch up with the fashion. The former promotes the progress of civilization, while the latter remembers the past. I don't think I'm going to make any progress with the Western calendar......"

"I don't understand. ”

Yumian shook her head again, she saw the vehicles coming and going on the winding asphalt road, her face was different, and after carefully observing and pondering for a while, she couldn't help but ask: "The car running on the ground has no oxen and no horses, is it the Tao? And there is no trace of aura, it is really strange." Even sailboats have to go with the wind, and these cars run at the speed of a child's sword. ”

Da Heiyun sensed Liancheng's questioning and whispered to him: The terrifying two-legged erect ape, tell the truth, don't electricity it.

Liancheng explained with a strange expression: "That's called a car, chemical energy is converted into heat energy, and heat energy is converted into mechanical kinetic energy. "It seems that this jade face has really been locked in a coffin for I don't know how long.

Jade nodded.

Hengyuan Group designed the Tianmu Sect to use the divination formation, the purpose was probably this foolish aunt? He was not afraid of getting into any trouble, because it was a black-faced evil Taoist who took away the jade face, and it was not him who connected the city.

Although the two identities are somewhat connected, Liancheng has a way to hide from the world.

After looking for ten minutes, Liancheng didn't find Volvo, he couldn't help it, and found a place to let the big black cloud fall, and the mobile phone signal in the cloud was basically 0. When he got to the ground, he immediately called his cousin.

As a result, Wang Xifeng told him that he saw the fog dissipate just now, so he drove to the city hospital on impulse. Liancheng asked about Xiao Yang's situation again, and Wang Xifeng reassured him and said: "The doctor said that Xiao Yang is fine, it may be a stomach cold, and the cramps are because the child is too nervous to the new environment." ”

Liancheng finally breathed a sigh of relief. He put down the phone and bumped into Yumian's embarrassed expression of wanting to ask but not wanting to ask.

"It's a cell phone. Something that is transmitted by a thousand miles. ”

The jade face said faintly: "Thousands of miles of sound transmission is something that can only be done by innate people...... I finally got out of trouble, and I fell into the hands of a little bit like you, I don't know whether to rejoice or lament to myself. There are too many changes in this world, and I don't understand it, so I have to teach me more. ”

She couldn't run far, the big black cloud filled her meridians, and if she did the slightest misdeeds, the lightning of the big black cloud alone could completely destroy her body.

The big black cloud added again: Homo erectus, tell the truth, do not electricity it.

Liancheng said righteously: "Do you think I'm handsome?"

Jade Mian quietly forgot about him and didn't speak. During the time when the clouds were on the ground, her body was much younger, and she was still in her prime, but now she has become a cardamom lori.

The big red shirt was draped over her body like a cloak, which looked extremely funny.

The timbre changed from Guzheng Wan to Huang Li's crisp, and Yu Mian said seriously: "I am reincarnated and rebuilt in this life, and I am afraid that I will start with a little girl again." You trapped me in my cultivation, and I had to maintain this posture for many years. ”

Liancheng was not surprised.

Of course, it is not to expose his lolicon nature, but to take into account another factor. The appearance of the jade face after reincarnation and reconstruction, I am afraid that Hengyuan Group will not be able to guess it as a god. In this way, there is an extra layer of umbrella.

He knew that there was something wrong with his body, and the only one who could answer his questions was this jade face with a mysterious origin.

Jade Mian is very smart, she knows the truth of pushing the boat down the river, and she has rashly come to a new era, unless someone guides and helps, it is difficult to say what kind of difficulties and dangers she will encounter.

The two reached a strategic consensus with great tacit understanding.

Lian Cheng said: "When you help me eliminate the hidden dangers in my body, when will I let you leave." ”

This condition is completely acceptable to Yumian, and she has a straight face: "This is the best." Also, find me some clothes that fit, I want a white cigarette cage plum blossom baishui skirt, a moon satin embroidered magnolia butterfly dress, a painted hibiscus brocade wrap chest, and a white phoenix tail hairpin......"

"Wait!" Liancheng questioned, "What's the use of you wrapping your chest? ”

The jade face was furious, and a magic weapon in the shape of a fan was summoned in his right hand: "Dengzi, eat me!"

Liancheng couldn't dodge it, and was hit in the face by PIA, leaving a slap-like mark. This fan is not very powerful and not fast, but the strangest thing is that he can't dodge it no matter what.

As if there was a ...... A strange setting that will be slapped in the face 100%?

"This is a treasure of cause and effect. The little Lori of the jade face giggled slightly: "I shot because of it, and you were beaten because of it." You're just born, and you can't hide from it. ”

Just innate?

Liancheng suddenly felt as if he had invited a big problem.

"Son, elect her!"

Yumian was numb, her hair stood up, she was embarrassed, knowing that it was Liancheng's ghost, she was even more annoyed, and said, "Eat one more!

Liancheng has a symmetrical red mark on the left side of his face.

"Son, call again!"

"You're looking for death!pia-"

After being swollen all over his body, Lian Cheng could finally determine that Yumian couldn't sit on anything except hit people with a fan. "Uncle, it's not easy to start......"

After looking at the jade face, after being electrocuted by the big black cloud, he lay on the ground and looked at the sky without a god, his face was delicate red and weak, and he seemed to have more air in and less air out. Therefore, she inadvertently revealed her big fluffy tail under her big red robe.

Liancheng counted them, and there were nine in total......

"Nine-tailed fox?" It turns out that it is really an old monster who can only be reincarnated and rebuilt!

He thought about how he could transport this monster to Xiao Honglou's house without being seen and heard, and he had to find a way to place the big black cloud above his head.

When Liancheng was hesitating, a text message came from his mobile phone.

"I'm Gou Buli from Daewoo Entertainment, and my subordinates told me they couldn't contact you. Tomorrow there is a notice from your artist Baihua, which is very important, and you must arrive in time. You don't need to call back when you see a letter, just contact the manager in charge. ”

When did Xiaohua change her name to Baihua?

Liancheng only then discovered one thing, it seemed that the little red mansion had to change its name.

Powerful ghosts, powerful ghosts, cat demons, fox spirits, and a cheap son big black cloud, the demons are dancing wildly! At this moment, he realized that his life trajectory had completely deviated.