Chapter 143: The Flower Gun
"I don't think you're as good as you thought you were. ”
Xiao Cheng walked out of the corner and continued, "So, I don't need to run at all. ”
Yun 13 chased all the way, although he didn't suffer any big losses, but all kinds of tricks emerged in an endless stream, and he also tasted a lot of hardships, and he didn't know where to vent his anger in his heart, but now Xiaocheng came out, and he was in the middle of it!
"Boy, I, including our boss, have no ill will towards you, I said this in front, and it was our fault to secretly observe you before, which I also admit, but we didn't want to do anything to you, we wanted to practice with our buddies, I will accompany you, but after the practice, can we have a good chat?"
"Why do you say so much? You peeked at me taking a shower, shouldn't I beat you up?"
This is a bit disgusting, but if the camera hanging on the telephone pole at the mouth of the alley adjusts the angle, you can indeed see the yard of Xiaocheng's family, usually the small CD is in the yard, bathing with the solar water heater made by the iron bucket, looking down from above, without any obstruction.
"It's been a long time since I've been beaten, come on!"
That's the end of the nonsense, everything is in the fists and feet.
The current Xiaocheng is no longer the same as when he first saw Taihu. Now is the time to grow your body, and whatever you eat can be transformed into strength. And strength is Xiaocheng's only shortcoming, and he has made great progress in this regard.
According to Taihu's evaluation of Xiaocheng, the current Xiaocheng is difficult to meet opponents among sanda players in the same weight class. The foreign thief stopped playing with him for a long time, and he couldn't keep up with Xiaocheng's rhythm by practicing moves like before, and Hu Ye didn't teach him any more moves and martial arts, just let him practice strength yoga.
If people have a little ability, they always want to know how far they have come, Lu Qi and Luo Han around him are big men with big shoulders and round waists, but they have not practiced professionally, if Xiaocheng does it with them, it is no different from hitting sandbags, maybe the current strength is not good, and hitting other people's muscles can not cause effective damage, but the other party can't hit himself at all.
So, seeing Yun Thirteen, Xiao Cheng wanted to try it.
Of course, Xiao Cheng also has a full estimate of Thirteen's skills, of course he doesn't think that he can put down the professionals in front of him after only learning for more than half a month, but he still has no fear, because he knows that Yun Thirteen doesn't dare to really do anything to him.
Indeed, Yun Thirteen didn't dare to let Xiao Cheng get hurt, so he was also restrained when he moved, and ten percent of his strength only dared to take out two or three percent at most, and even his speed was affected. And Xiaocheng is not simple, slippery and not slippery, like a loach, he can always seize the gap where his old strength has been exhausted and his new strength has not been born to counterattack, as if every step of his move is in the other party's calculations.
Thirteen Yi secretly complained in his heart, this guy on the other side is not an ordinary difficulty, if it was really a life and death fight, this kid would have been abolished a long time ago, and now the seventh master does not let himself hurt him, and he can't even offend, this is equivalent to a fight that can't be won, and now he doesn't even know how to end.
Punches and feet, Xiao Cheng is comfortable fighting, the more he fights, the more he fights, the other party must not dare to hurt himself, now it's like playing with a foreign thief, this can learn things! This guy's level is much higher than that of a foreign thief, it is estimated that if he lets go of the fight, he may be at the same level as the tiger master.
"Don't move! Raise your hands!" Xiao Cheng suddenly twisted his body, and when Thirteen was not paying attention, he took out the gun again.
This time, Yun Thirteen didn't pretend again, and obediently raised his hands. It's still the same toy gun, and the rubber bullets fired can't even break the skin, it's just a pain, but now the gun is pointed at his crotch at close range.
As a man, there are places where I really don't dare to take risks.
"Move, blow your balls! Toy guns? Maybe they won't explode! I guess it's no different from hitting your face, it's just a pain, do you want to try it?"
Yun 13 scolded his mother in his heart, and said with a smile on his face: "Don't try, I'm wrong, can't I take it?"
I knew that the gun was fake, so I didn't pay much attention to it, who knew that a fake gun could still be used like this! I played it well, and suddenly I took out the gun, and now the fake gun was against the real gun in my crotch, and I was so panicked that I really couldn't muster up the courage to fight once.
"Who are you and why are you monitoring me?"
Yun 13 originally wanted to explain, so he didn't hide it at all, and said: "My name is Yun 13, I belong to the Busy Friends Group, the Strategic Human Resources Department, and there is no malice in monitoring you, the responsibility of our department is to recruit talents for the company, and I want to invite you to join, so I will further observe you." ”
Xiao Cheng squinted and listened, at this moment, whatever he said was probably lying, so Xiao Cheng didn't believe a word before verifying.
"Take off your pants!"
"I'll go!" Yun Thirteen, who was still amiable, jumped down now, Shi Ke can not be humiliated, what do you think is a real gun?
"Don't worry, I'm not interested in men, but if you don't take off your pants, I'm afraid you'll attack me from behind, just untie your belt. ”
Xiao Cheng said, staring at Thirteen with one hand with the gun, and loosening the other party's trouser belt with the other hand, Yun Thirteen stopped doing it now, twisted his body, and blocked the gun with his thighs - at this time, even if he shot, he could only hit the thigh, and the skin was rough and thick in that place, and he would be hit by it! Then he took a small step back, hooked his toes, and kicked Xiao Cheng's pistol into the air, and then jumped up, and the pistol was firmly copied in his hand.
The moment Wen Xiaocheng's gun was kicked in the air, he didn't have the intention of regaining it at all, and turned around and ran. By the time Yun 13 received the gun in his hand, Xiao Cheng had already gone downstairs.
"This kid! It's really bad!" As soon as he thought of Xiao Cheng using this broken gun against his crotch, Yun Thirteen became angry, but if he could run, the monk couldn't run the temple, don't expect revenge on this revenge, the mission failed, go back and wait for the seventh master to clean up the mess.
In fact, if you want to say that the task is not a failure, you should understand it, this kid is definitely the kind of ghost talent of the boss, not to mention how he found his hotel through a car rental information, it is just now that the location is selected, you can see that it is different from ordinary people! But after all, he is still too young, and the child's heart is ......
Just thinking about it, I heard the sound of the car starting downstairs, and Thirteen was startled, and the probe looked down from the window, and the white Beverly that he drove had already driven away!
"I'm grass! This kid and that car mechanic haven't learned anything good, and they can even steal cars!" Just thinking of this, Thirteen realized that something was wrong, and touched his pocket, "Damn! Where's my wallet?"
Mobile phones, wallets, car keys, all gone! A wireless headset was hung on his ear, and the grandson didn't even have a lighter left for himself!
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Xiaocheng This is the second time to drive, before he was just a thief of the foreign thief Poussin practice, for people with an IQ of more than 300, driving does not need to learn at all. At this time, he controlled the steering wheel with one hand, took out his mobile phone with the other, and dialed 110.
"Hey, are you a demon spirit? I'm in Dongfeng Town, by the Siyuan River, here in the unfinished building, just now I saw a young man in his early 20s, with a gun in his hand and entered the unfinished building! The height can be about 1.82 meters, quite strong, the weight is estimated to be 156, the square face, looks a bit like Wu Yanzu, wearing a white shirt, a pointed collar, gray jeans...... By the way, there are two bags on the face!"
"Yes, he's got a gun!"
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No one guessed right, I have to say, as an author, I am still quite proud at this time, I agree that the kind of novel that sees the front and knows the back is of little value, unexpected, and reasonable is the effect I want. It's just a new book friend, these old book friends who have read all my works, think about Liu Bus's Harvard admission letter, think about Liu Guanzhang's small advertisement for selling houses, this is a proper Wen Lidao routine, why did it overturn?