Chapter 215: A Demonic Boss Lady
As they were talking, they both put down their glasses at the same time.
"You're not running away?"
Glancing outside the door, Lin Tian looked at the little Taoist Daokong and asked seriously.
The little Taoist priest shook his head, "Don't run away!"
Hearing this, Lin Tian secretly gave a thumbs up to the little Taoist.
Facing Lin Tian's thumb, the little Taoist priest accepted it calmly, and his face did not change, "There are two of you big guys here, there is no need to run." ”
The smile on Lin Tian's face froze, and he shook his head, "You can rest assured, I won't make a move." ”
Seeing that Lin Tian said seriously, the calm expression on the little Taoist's face also changed slightly, and he wanted to get up, but he hesitated slightly, and gave up his plan to run away.
"Then don't run, at most take off a layer of skin!" The little Taoist priest's face did not change, and his eyes flickered.
Lin Tian nodded, didn't care, leaned on the chair and waited to watch the play.
Within a few minutes, there was a knock on the door outside the inn, and Ah Bao, the shopkeeper, stepped forward a few steps forward and opened the door from the inside.
As soon as the door opened, the appearance of the person outside was revealed, and it turned out to be a great monk wearing a plain white monk's robe, with a shiny shaved head, holding a Zen staff in his left hand and a golden bowl in his right hand.
The great monk looked to be in his twenties, his face was full of determination, and his eyes were dauntingly serious.
The door opened, and the people inside saw the great monk, and the great monk also saw the people inside.
"There's a demonic spirit!"
Standing in front of the door, the great monk spit out three words in a low voice.
Ah Bao raised his head and glanced at the big monk who was half a head taller than himself, and then looked back at the little monk who was half a head shorter than him...... The little Taoist priest was speechless for a while.
In these years, the monks have this problem, standing at the door of their inn, they have to recite the name of the inn before they are willing to come in.
Although the proprietress of his house is a little strange, and the name of the store is also strange, but the people are serious business, and they are not Sun Erniang's black ...... Well, I forgot that there was no legend of Sun Erniang at this time.
It's not a black shop!
Ah Bao sneered in his heart, and raised his head again to look up at the great monk.
"This master, is it a tip or a hotel? ”
This situation inexplicably made Lin Tian sound a classic dialogue, "Objective, are you playing the top or staying in the hotel?"
"Eat noodles!"
Of course, the great monk would definitely not answer like this, but his answer still makes people unable to find the proper style of painting.
"Slay demons, kill demons!"
Q: Hit the tip or stay in the hotel.
Answer: Slay demons and eliminate demons.
Such a question and answer about the bull's lips and the horse's mouth directly made Ah Bao stunned.
glanced at the big monk, saw that the big monk was serious, and then looked back at the bald little Taoist priest whose eyes fell on the big monk, and Ah Bao was even more confused.
I can't mess with it!
In an instant, Ah Bao's heart gave birth to a kind of enlightenment, and he decisively took three steps back, and then ......
"Boss, someone is here to smash the field!"
Po turned around and shouted into the backyard at the top of his voice.
In the next moment, a gust of wind blew, and the bewitching and charming and sexy proprietress of the demonic inn appeared in front of Bao, blocking the gap between the great monk and Bao.
"Great monk, smash the field?" Ignoring Bao's performance of shrinking behind him, the bewitching proprietress raised her eyebrows and looked at the big monk with blank eyes.
"Nan no Amitabha!"
The great monk pronounced a Buddha name, "The poor monk came this time to get rid of the demon, and he has a demonic spirit, so he will kill a demon by the way." ”
It's pretending!
Looking at the expression of the great monk as a matter of course, and listening to the words of the great monk, Lin Tian felt a little overwhelmed.
Well, the main thing is that this thing feels better than him, and he is unhappy.
In fact, not only was he unhappy, but even Po, who was the least daring and looked the most cowardly in the scene, couldn't help but poke his head out from behind his proprietress.
"Is that the demon slaying first, or the demon first?"
The great monk glanced at him, "Kill!"
When the words fell, a murderous aura like substance overflowed, so frightened that Ah Bao subconsciously shrank his neck and hid behind the proprietress again.
"Boss, this great monk is going to kill someone. ”
As if feeling unsafe to hide, Po shrank back again and reminded his boss.
Sure enough, the proprietress raised her eyebrows, "It's so majestic, the monk doesn't say that he eats fasting and recites Buddha to cultivate his heart and ask about sex, but the killing is not small." ”
"Amitabha. The great monk once again pronounced the Buddha's name, "The Buddha also has angry eyes, and killing demons is to help the world, and it is also a kind of practice." ”
"Then killing people is also a kind of practice?" the proprietress asked rhetorically, her keen sense of smell let her know that the great monk in front of her was not scaring people, he had really killed people, and there was more than one.
"Amitabha. The expression on the face of the great monk remained unchanged, "Mortals are bewitched by demons, fall into the devil's path, and be with demons. ”
"A good one to kill demons, a good one to look at demons. Do you know that people can demonize them, and there is a difference between good and evil, and there is no difference between good and bad demons?"
"Amitabha. ”
The great monk sticks to his heart, "In the eyes of the poor monk, there are two kinds of demons. ”
"Which two?"
"One is already evil, and it should be cut off. ”
At this point, the proprietress agreed, "What about the other?"
"The other is that it will do evil in the future, so it should be stifled!"
Boss: "......" This great monk is not saved.
"If you have not been evil, what right do you have to harm people's lives?"
"Amitabha, a demon is a demon, there is a demonic nature, it is evil, it is just a matter of time or time, eliminate evil, do not exhaust. ”
The expression on the face of the great monk did not change at all, and he insisted on his opinion.
"A good one to eliminate evil, a good one to kill demons, I think, the most important thing to kill is you, a big demon who has fallen into the devil's path!"
The proprietress was really angry with the big monk, and she didn't talk nonsense, she flicked her sleeves and raised her hand to slap the big monk in the face.
"Amitabha, a demon is a demon, annoyed and angry, the original form is revealed, see that the poor monk has accepted you!"
In the face of the slap of the proprietress, the big monk's face remained unchanged, his body did not move, and his left Zen staff struck the ground, and the mana like a sea surged out, dyeing the whole person of the great monk into a golden man.
The immeasurable mana met the slap of the boss lady, in the eyes of the great monk, it should be able to destroy the attack of this little demon that is not strong in demonic energy, and beat this demonic little demon back to its original form.
However, the next moment, the expression on the face of the great monk changed dramatically in an instant.
His sea-like mana, after encountering that slender and plain white palm, not only did not break the attack of the boss lady, but was broken by the tender white palm with a devastating momentum.
The proprietress slapped the castration unabated, and went straight to the face of the big monk.
Although the great monk was not chaotic, the bowl in his right hand was raised, and the bowl was facing the proprietress.
"Hum, Boom. ”
The great monk recited the six-character Daming mantra, and endless Buddha light poured out of the golden bowl, and a powerful suction force locked the proprietress on.
"Demon, die!" The great monk's eyes flashed with two breathtaking Buddha lights, and he said a six-character mantra in his mouth.
And then......
Syllable!
A crisp sound sounded in the inn, and the slap that the proprietress pulled up her sleeves and pulled out, ignoring all obstacles, slapped the big monk's face fiercely.
Burst!
The great monk opened his mouth and spewed out a mouthful of blood, and the whole person flew out upside down and fell to the ground outside the door.
The Zen staff and the golden bowl fell beside him, and the blood spurted red the plain white monk's robes, and there were a few lost teeth mixed with the blood, making the great monk at this time look particularly miserable.
But for his tragic situation at this moment, the great monk seems to be unaware.
Looking at the golden bowl that had fallen beside him, which had been dimmed, the great monk's eyes were blank, and he kept muttering to himself.
"How could it be!