Chapter 55: The Tragic Life of the Dragon Daddy
Damien follows the memories of Deathwing as Alice in Wonderland, where he sees the magical landscapes and diverse species of the Ice Wasteland. I also saw how Deathwing, a bear child who usually coaxed in front of him, blocked and killed the gods and the Buddha outside, and became a well-deserved king of the ice and snow wasteland, and lived up to the noble bloodline of the black dragon of despair.
Damian was worried about something wrong with him at first, but when he saw Deathwing knock down a fifty-meter-tall frost giant, he was completely speechless.
Long after the rollercoaster ride of memories, Damian wakes up from his slumber and opens his eyes to find Deathwing staring at him wide-eyed.
"Breathe, don't you, your wings are stiff, don't listen......" Damian cursed as he searched for his staff, thinking that he had to teach this little rabbit a lesson today.
"Dad, who is Liu Yuanfen?" asked Damian in a fluent Northeast dialect.
"What...... What the hell. Damian was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a long time, he remembered that Liu Yuanfen was his crush in junior high school, a bold Northeast girl.
Damian felt that something was wrong, and he knew such a secret thing, and he had never told anyone.
"Do you still like Maria Ozawa?" Deathwing actually showed the same expression as a hero.
Damian Petrochemical on the spot.
Mind-sharing is a mistake!
.........
"You mean the red dragon and the green dragon are about to break their shells?"
That's not a problem, I've been pumping hedron energy to both of them lately, and I've been struggling a lot. ”
"Speak normally. ”
"Okay, Dad. ”
Since the completion of the heart-to-heart sharing, Deathwing's personality has changed drastically, and he is very nagging, and he likes to imitate Nicholas Zhao Si very much, so that Damian always thinks that he has traveled into the world of "country love story".
However, after being able to communicate normally, the little black dragon also brought him good news, that is, the red dragon and the green dragon were about to be born.
According to Deathwing, it can be as fast as a week, or as slow as a month, and you can see two small dragons.
Damian is really happy and troubled, and the joy is naturally that he is about to become a father again, and unlike Deathwing, the wild son who suddenly appears, he will witness the birth of two little ones.
The problem of trouble, that is, the demand for spar will increase sharply, in the past, it was to earn milk powder money for one child, and now it is necessary to earn milk powder money for three children.
Life is endless, and moving bricks is not stopped.
"Dad, what kind of world are you in?" Deathwing asked Damian with a curious expression.
"It's a completely different place than here, there is no magic, there are no dragons, there are only human beings in the higher beings, but through the use of science, human beings have created great civilizations, steel beasts that are several times faster than carriages gallop on the ground, and giant birds larger than you carry hundreds of people soaring in the sky. ”
"You're not talking about the Boeing 777 Airbus. ”
“......”
"You know everything and ask me!"
After a moment of silence, the father and son continued to talk awkwardly.
"Don't sneak out in the future, okay, I'll forgive you this time. ”
The little black dragon bowed his head and did not speak, playing with his wings.
"Okay, I can't stop you anyway, just promise me not to provoke the frost giant again, you are really too bold, if that hammer is not dodged, I don't know where to collect your body now!
"Wouldn't that be the picture of you and Aunt Anna, Aunt Loren, and Aunt Kritina for me to see?"
“......”
"Can you still give me some privacy!"
Damian couldn't bear it anymore, he took out the staff and was about to serve the Deathwing family, but he didn't expect the little black dragon to move very quickly, and immediately flew into the air.
"You come down for me!"
"I don't come down, I'm still a child, you can't hit me under the 'Juvenile Protection Act'!"
"Where did the 'Juvenile Protection Law' come from in this world, if you don't come down, I'll cut off your food!"
"Then you cut off, I'm eating very well now, otherwise why do you think I'm growing so fast. ”
Yes, I've worked so hard to get you tundra bison everywhere, and as a result, your current food is all lord-level hellish creatures, and Damien is angry at the thought of this.
"Okay, okay, I can't control you now, don't think I'll bring you the hedron again!" said Damian, who was about to get the box containing the hedrons.
"Dad, I was wrong! Dad!" Deathwing panicked and landed vertically like a helicopter, hugging Damian coquettishly.
Feeling the little black dragon's rock-hard wings, Damian shook his head helplessly.
There's really nothing you can do about him.
"Dad, I'll help you make black dragon. "Just like a child who made a mistake offers to do housework, the little black dragon also wants to make up for it.
"Can you make black dragons, can you hold a spoon in your little short hand?" said Damian angrily.
Deathwing was a little unhappy, his golden eyes glanced at Damian angrily, and then the whole dragon moved awkwardly in front of the red dragon skeleton, and with a wave of its wings, the excrement in the distant urinal floated and fell accurately into the crucible that boiled the black dragon.
That's right, dragons are creatures that are born with high magic, so why not do it yourself.
Seeing Deathwing busy in front of the fire, Damian walked over to show off his father's skills.
"The dosage of that formula ......"
"I know, I know. The little black dragon waved his short dragon claw impatiently, "I know exactly how long your first sex was accurate to the second, let alone such a simple formula, you can rest in peace, I promise it will be exactly the same." ”
In order to maintain his majesty as a father, he picked up the dragon's eye staff and put it against the little black dragon's head: "If you are full of meaty words, I will blow your dog's head with a dragon breath technique, even if you know everything, you can't say it, the child is not old enough to discuss that!"
"I came out of the egg, and oviparous animals generally mature relatively early. ”
Damian was silent for a long time, and then slowly spoke: "I shouldn't have mastered this knowledge, where did you know that?"
"You once went online and accidentally opened a biology paper, which contained this paragraph, but you forgot it on the spot, and your subconscious mind wrote it down for you. ”
Only then did Damian realize the pain of the three-body people in the science fiction novel "The Three-Body Problem" who had a heart and mind that could not be avoided, and this guy actually knew what was going on in his subconscious, he was simply a proper "wall breaker".
"Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the three-body problem!" Deathwing's lizard face showed a sinister "I have already seen everything".
I'm really no FUCK when I step on a horse!
So Damian's sad dad career officially began.