What happened?

What happens after school on Friday?

Just now, I thought that Zhang Peiyue had broken Xiao Cheng's leg, but the next moment Xiao Cheng came unscathed, and one person took so many schoolbags-who went on Friday, let them pick them up-what does this mean? Some people have already guessed that Wen Xiaocheng won the battle, and seized everyone's schoolbags, and those schoolbags were trophies!

And it turned out that the high-spirited Zhang Peiyue didn't dare to say a word!

Wow! That's too domineering, isn't it?

wanted to ask for details, Xiao Cheng sat in the last row, and almost no one in the class could talk to him, many classmates turned around to observe him secretly, and at this moment Xiao Cheng was like no one, lying on the table and starting to hibernate.

Xiao Cheng is really sleepy, last night he was almost excited all night without sleep, he had never tried to focus on his body before, martial arts called internal vision, Buddhism called Zen, philosophers called meditation, Saint Seiya called small universe, no matter what it is, when the mind is connected to their own body, everything is wonderful, it is really as if the body and the world are integrated, the small universe in the body and the universe in the outside world are integrated, it is the so-called "unity of heaven and man".

It's just a little regrettable that heaven and man are not completely united, only a part of Xiaocheng is combined, and Wen Xiaodao's part can't always be combined - every time Xiaocheng communicates with the universe, Wen Xiaodao is a spectator with a smile on the side, which makes him very unhappy, and he always feels like he is doing something very shameful, and even looks very shy by this guy!

There was a commotion in the class, Xiao Cheng was fine, Yang Liushan also put her mind at ease, and finally returned to the role of class leader, maintaining discipline and said: "If there is anything to discuss after class, the teacher will come in a while." ”

This level of reminder is difficult to suppress the gossip fire in the hearts of the classmates, even though the voice is much quieter, but everyone still has no heart to read, the vast majority of people look back at Wen Xiaocheng and Zhang Peiyue, now Wen Xiaocheng is lying on the table, revealing half of his face, looking very calm and peaceful, while Zhang Peiyue sat up, his eyes were empty, his face was pale, and he didn't know what was going on in his head.

Xiao Cheng gave him a problem.

Throw the bag in the class and ask him to inform someone to pick it up, will he go or not?

If you go, not only will you be embarrassed in the class, but you won't be able to raise your head in front of your brothers! If you don't go, if those buddies who help everyone know that they have found him in their schoolbags but refuse to inform them, I'm afraid they will all hate themselves! This is called Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, and he is not a person inside and out.

Zhang Peiyue didn't dwell on it for long, the class bell rang, the math teacher stepped on the preparatory bell and entered the classroom, and Yang Liushan on the podium quickly packed up the books and gave up the place when she saw this, and the whole class stood up as soon as she started class.

Hello students, after the teacher's good program is completed, everyone is seated. The math teacher's surname is Dong, a middle-aged woman in her early forties, and her popularity among her classmates is relatively good, that is, the degree of perversion is lighter.

"Before the official class, let me inform you, this year's Olympiad competition, the preliminary round is about to start, just this Saturday, our school has registered all the students in the second year of junior high school!"

"Huh?" There was a wail below, it didn't matter if you signed up or something, but the preliminary round was on Saturday, and it was hard to rest, and because of the Olympiad competition, it was delayed for a day, and the students were complaining.

This time, because the selection competition of the Huaxia Division was held in our province, the Provincial Education Commission attached great importance to it, and set the conditions for bonus points extremely broadly, as long as you enter the semi-finals, you can add points! Add 10 points, children! How many people can be eliminated in 10 points?

I know what you want to say, if you haven't studied the Olympiad for a day, you will be eliminated in the preliminary round, and you will definitely not be able to get in, right? Let me tell you, not necessarily! Do you know how many points in the last Olympiad entered the semi-finals? A full score of 100 points on the rolling paper, 34 points can enter the next round! 34 points! There are a total of 60 points in the paper are multiple-choice questions, if you are lucky, you can also get 34 points! Do you think you have not studied the Olympiad, no, tell you, they will not learn! That difficult question is not for us at all, and you may not fail if you find a high school student!

It doesn't matter, then fight with them to fight luck, 60 points, if you can get half of the multiple-choice questions right, then you have a chance! You delay a Saturday, isn't it worth fighting? Come, class representative, after class, collect the registration fee, 20 yuan per person, and the class fee that you don't bring will be put on the mat first......

60 points of multiple-choice questions, four options, normal blindness can get 15 points, and it really can't rule out good luck, can be enough to get 34, it is estimated that the odds of winning the lottery are greater than buying a lottery ticket.

"Say it's for you to be blinded, don't go there and write your name and fill in the ABCD as soon as you fill it out, do you know? No matter how difficult the exam is, no matter who makes the questions, there are always one or two points that will be given away, read all the questions on the paper, and you won't be blinded again! Don't think that if it's not the final exam, you can do whatever you want without pressure, if you let me know who will come out in ten minutes, see if I don't clean you up? Okay, this matter is over, we officially start class!"

Towards the end of the term, the new knowledge has long been finished, and now it is mainly quizzes and lectures. The roll paper for last weekend's quiz was handed out to everyone, which shows the difference between Teacher Dong and Teacher Zhu, if this is put on Teacher Zhu, you have to be scolded for ten minutes first.

"Don't talk about the multiple-choice questions, read the correct answer to you, see what is wrong if you are wrong, don't understand and ask your classmates, don't be afraid that I will hurt your words to ask me, 1-5, BBCAD......" In order to distinguish B and D, the teacher deliberately read the letter D as "De" in accordance with the reading method of Chinese pinyin, which is also the rule of the second convention, if you come to listen to the class, the embarrassment has to be committed.

"Question 15, this question is indeed a bit difficult, more than half of our class is wrong, and it's hard to say how much of the remaining half is correct, look at the blackboard!" Mr. Dong had been leaning on the lectern before, and when he turned around, he found the schoolbag in the corner. Fifteen or sixteen schoolbags were piled up together, and it was quite spectacular! Teacher Dong's eyes suddenly widened.

"Whose bag is this?"

As he spoke, he swept his eyes downward, and he found that everyone was looking back in the same direction. Following everyone's gaze, Wen Xiaocheng was lying on the table and sleeping sweetly.

"Wen Xiaocheng!" Seeing Xiaocheng sleeping, Teacher Dong didn't ask about the schoolbag, "You went to sleep in the first class, so why don't you go home and sleep if you want to sleep?"

"Ahh Wen Xiaocheng raised his head and replied in the affirmative with one word.

"Come on, go to the blackboard and do 15 questions!"

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Is the math teacher familiar with this routine?