An old sow is being paired with you, please ...... Nima, which bastard has a screen name, this is too casual. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, Mei Suning is playing with the pairing function that his R&D team has just developed, to put it bluntly, it is the same thing as shaking it, but it is just system pairing.

However, although Suning's computers have now sold thousands of units, the ratio of men and women is really not flattering. The ratio of men to women is almost ten to one, this kind of data is a bit bleak, which is not conducive to dating, phew, and is not conducive to communication between netizens.

No, Suning has just been paired, and they are all men. There's no way, he's just here to test this function, if you only choose a woman, you won't be worthy of a pair in ten minutes.

Moreover, Suning seriously suspected that these people were all a family, a pug, a little mouse and other screen names, of course, what shocked Suning the most was this old sow, which made him so excited that he almost smashed the computer.

But these big brothers are too unimaginative! It seems that it's time to let them see our non-mainstream culture, and let me go out of the mountain with few crazy people, less wind, and messy young people! This world belongs to you!

Nowadays, there are fewer nobles wandering around the streets of the entire imperial capital. Although the probability of matching a woman with this matching function is a bit low, it does not delay their enthusiasm for chatting.

After all, on the Internet, the ghost knows whether you are sitting opposite a man or a woman, a person or a ghost, especially in this era when animals are allowed to become sperm, maybe there is a vixen sitting opposite. Then a poignant and romantic tale is staged, and maybe someone will be able to write a novel. When the time comes, it will be made into a TV series, and it will be beautiful to think about.

Nowadays, everyone who owns a computer has held on to it. Buying a computer to prepare for a boxing championship has become a tool for chatter, such as the following families.

"Hey, hey,, it's matched, it's matched, it's finally a woman!"

At this time, they have forgotten about training, just thinking about chatting, and more than a dozen people are waiting to be paired in front of a computer, which is really shocking!

Say yes, fight for the secret realm!

"What are you doing! Get out of here!"

Fortunately, there are still elders in the family who control it, otherwise, this family is over!

"Tsk, Violet is pairing with you. ”

The elder just now looked at the text on the computer in front of him, and couldn't help but be furious: "What kind of stuff, don't learn and don't know!"

After speaking, the elder returned to the room with the computer, looked at the screen in front of him, took out a typing guide from the side, and stumbled and typed: "Beauty, hello!"

It's over, it's over, the whole family is over.

Now this scene is playing out all over the imperial capital, involving men, women and children, in short, computers have entered their lives. If Suning stops the net now, it is estimated that he will be killed within a minute.

Through the data in the background, Suning saw that the number of active penguins has reached more than 6,000 people, accounting for almost 60% of the number of computers purchased! Moreover, Suning also observed through the background that the average number of sentences they communicate with each other has reached 67 per minute!

Nima, it takes less than a second to type a text?!, and this stat is constantly improving. You're still not a computer novice! Where are you putting Lao Tzu's face like this!

Hey, hey, are you a little reserved, it's only been a few minutes, you're video chatting? Are you a little pursuing, do you want to keep the sense of mystery!

"Ahem, the Son of Heaven asked to add you as a friend, do you accept it?"

When Suning was observing the background data, the system prompt sounded. The moment he saw this name, what Suning thought of was that someone was looking for death!

Damn, I'm also looking for death, thinking that the specific titles of the emperor, Your Majesty, the Son of Heaven, the crown prince, and even the official position of a first-class official should be blocked!

Although he himself doesn't care much about these things, there are still many pedantic officials in this empire, and it will not be good to get into trouble when the time comes.

"You are?"

"It's me. ”

Yo he, you kid is still addicted to playing, aren't you? You're dying! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu found out your IP and asked the emperor to send someone to kill you!

Saying that, Suning queried the IP through the acquired system, and the acquired day after tomorrow is good, and nothing can escape from his palm. However, Suning decided to give him a chance, after all, they are all first-time offenders, and there is no need to be so harsh.

"Don't talk nonsense, lad, and don't think that no one knows who you are online. Suning typed arrogantly.

In the Internet built by Suning, he is the emperor, and it is too simple to find out the information of a person on the Internet.

However, as a serious businessman, Suning is still very professional. He would never do anything like this to sell customer information.

Because of the experience of the Internet on the earth, Suning's first policy on the Internet is the real-name system, and all people need to bind Suning's VIP card when purchasing, which is easy to manage. If there is a rumor that you can get all his wealth by killing Suning, you will have to pay legal responsibility!

"It's really me, who would dare to call such a name but me?" typed on the other side.

"Don't talk about it, you think I don't have His Majesty's Penguin, do you? Tell you, I have already exchanged Penguin with Your Majesty at the first time! Moreover, it is Your Majesty's time to deal with official business! How can I go online!"

On the day the emperor walked, Suning added the penguin and the emperor as friends and became the emperor's first friend, he was very honored! That's why Suning was so sure that this person must be fake!

"Wait...... etc......"

Yo, a dead duck with a hard mouth, or a dog jumping off the wall?

It seems that I want to prepare for the spray with the opponent! I miss the days when I used to fight with the keyboard warriors! Now I can finally experience this pleasure again!

Suning stretched out his somewhat swollen arm that cut the radish and took the video without hesitation!

"Grass...... The sun that never rises on the grassland~~~~" Suning soared a high note and almost suffocated to death, "Your Majesty, how is it, I sing well, right?"

"Hehe, it's not bad. ”

"Your Majesty, why don't you use your account? whose account is this?"

Suning was about to be scared silly, when he saw a dragon robe appear on the opposite side, Suning's *** was about to exit, fortunately his reaction ability was fast, otherwise, as soon as this *** went out, it would be a matter of losing his head!

This emperor, is it interesting to play yourself like this!

If you don't have your own account, you have to go to someone else's account, you are really full of bad fun! Moreover, you are still handling official business after just talking about it, why are you so faceless!