Ma Xiaozhen silently calculated in his heart.

At this moment, Brother Scorpion was only fifty centimeters away from him.

As long as he kicks him in the back of the head while he is unprepared, and then slams the back of the head into the head of the guy behind him while the thugs are panicking, he can break out of the encirclement with a twist of his head.

At that time, with the flip-flops with the power of the civet cat under his feet, who can catch up with him?

The plan has been decided, Ma Xiaozhen's heart is full of pride, but he has a smiling face on the surface.

"Boss, I really don't have any money on me, why don't you give me a discount and save me a leg. ”

"Oh, which one do you want to keep?"

Brother Scorpion asked triumphantly, not noticing that he had slowly stepped into Ma Xiaozhen's attack range.

Here's your chance.

Seeing that Brother Scorpion was getting carried away, Ma Xiaozhen gathered enough strength, and his right foot was about to kick out.

Just a moment before his feet, the screaming chicken on Ma Xiaozhen's beach pants seemed to feel Ma Xiaozhen's heroic spirit of one enemy and ten, and couldn't help but lead to singing, accompanied by a background music.

"Heroic in the face of thousands of waves, hot blood is better than red sun, courage is like iron and bones like steel,

Thousands of minds and long visions,

Vow to work hard and be a good man!

To be a good man, you have to improve yourself every day......"

"Huh, where did you get the murderous aura?"

Brother Scorpion was immediately alert and immediately took two steps back.

"Who is singing 'Men should be self-reliant'?"

The thugs are looking for it.

Ma Xiaozhen looked at the screaming chicken singing on his big beach pants, and almost didn't cry.

The paralyzed second-class stupid bird, can you be more stupid?

Men should be self-reliant......

Self-improvement, your sister, self-improvement!?

Expose all the tactical intentions of Lao Tzu's sneak attack!?

Well, the chances of a sneak attack are gone!

I'm going to die now!

"Huh, this bird can sing?"

After a period of searching, Brother Scorpion finally found that the voice came from Ma Xiaozhen's crotch, his eyes widened, and his face was incredulous: "What is the situation?"

"Ahem, cough, cough!" Ma Xiaozhen laughed dryly, and hurriedly flickered: "Here's the thing, the beach pants I am wearing are actually a treasure, it will automatically match the music according to the atmosphere of its scene, just now it must have felt the aura of these iron-clad men, so I couldn't help but match a song of self-improvement ......"

"Why don't you give this treasure to you, and you give me a discount and leave me two legs?" Ma Xiaozhen licked his face and laughed.

"Get out! What bullshit treasures, Lao Tzu doesn't dance square dances!" Brother Scorpion waved his hand impatiently: "Less nonsense, 300,000, take the money, otherwise Lao Tzu will break your legs!"

Brother Scorpion glanced at his subordinates, and a yellow-haired thug next to him understood, picked up a steel pipe, and began to gesture at Ma Xiaozhen's feet.

"Which leg do you don't want?" said Scorpion sinisterly, "The one on the left, the one on the right, or the one in the middle?"

Watching the steel pipe wander between his three "legs" with bad intentions, Ma Xiaozhen timidly asked:

"Uh...... Is toenails okay?"

"Why do you think you're humorous!?" Brother Scorpion gritted his teeth: "Smash me!"

With the sound of whirring wind, the steel pipe swung down Ma Xiaozhen's left leg.

"Wait! I still have a treasure!" Ma Xiaozhen was anxious and roared.

Brother Scorpion motioned to the yellow-haired gangster to stop: "What treasure?"

Ma Xiaozhen couldn't think much about it in a hurry, and shook the ring on his hand, and suddenly a scratch appeared in Ma Xiaozhen's hand, shaking the gangsters' eyes.

"Isn't this just tickling!?" Brother Scorpion squinted his eyes and was immediately furious: "Why are you fooling me!?"

"Slow! This is not an ordinary scratching all the time, but an arrogant automatic scratching, as the name suggests, one end of it is an itch, the other end is a massage hammer, which can automatically help people scratch and massage!"

"Why don't you move?"

"Oh, that's right!" Ma Xiaozhen said to Brother Scorpion sincerely: "You have to massage it first and serve it very happily before it moves on its own." ”

"Are you insulting Lao Tzu's IQ!?" Brother Scorpion roared angrily: "Lao Tzu will massage you first!

The yellow-haired thug swung the steel pipe and smashed it into Ma Xiaozhen's crotch again.

"Wait...... Wait......" Ma Xiaozhen shouted in despair: "I still have one last treasure!

The steel pipe stopped one centimeter above Ma Xiaozhen's crotch brother.

"Worth a fortune? Brother Scorpion squinted his eyes and pondered: "If you dare to fuck Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will break your five legs!"

"Yes, yes, this time it is guaranteed to be a real treasure, and it is guaranteed to be worth a fortune!"

Ma Xiaozhen took a deep breath, calmed his violent heartbeat slightly, and shook the ring on his hand again.

This time, a salted fish appeared in the thugs' sights.

The silver-white scales have yellowish traces, and there is a trace of the special fragrance of fish meat; the fish tail is very small, slightly cocked, making the whole body of the fish look like a long sword; the fish eyes are angry and round, and they look like they have been killed by **.

It was an extraordinary salted fish that blinded the eyes of every thug present.

"Don't say anything...... "Brother Scorpion, who feels like a fool, doesn't want to say the second sentence again: "Hack him to death......"

"It looks like a normal salted fish, but it's actually ...... It's a salted fish with dreams!" Before the gangsters could react, Ma Xiaozhen was impassioned, and suddenly shouted-"Tempered out of the deep mountains!"

The salted fish cleared his throat, and suddenly replied in a deep voice: "If the fire burns, you will wait!"

"This salted fish can talk!"

The thugs were boiling, and they were so surprised that they forgot to chop the horse Xiaozhen.

Ma Xiaozhen: "The spring silkworm is dead!"

Salted fish: "The candle turned to ashes and tears began to dry!"

The thugs were shocked and speechless: "......"

Ma Xiaozhen: "Do your best!"

Salted fish: "Dead!"

Finally the code was met, and the salted fish coughed violently.

In an instant, Ma Xiaozhen suddenly put the salted fish flat, and the mouth of the black hole pointed directly at Brother Scorpion.

"Boom-"

The salted fish with dreams spewed out a pillar of fire and hit Brother Scorpion's fragile face head-on.

"the mud horse!"

Brother Scorpion let out an angry scream, and fell to the sky with a scorched face. To add insult to injury, the gauze stuffed in his nasal cavity was ignited, making him look like a fire-breathing turkey.

"Boss!"

The stunned thugs let out an exclamation in unison, scrambling to help the scorpion brother who fell to the ground.

And Ma Xiaozhen has already seized this long-planned opportunity - the back of his head slammed into the face door of the guy behind him, and when one of his teeth flew out and screamed, Ma Xiaozhen had already turned around, and followed up with a flirtatious leg that hit the target.

The screaming chicken once again felt Ma Xiaozhen's heroic spirit of being unwilling to be humiliated, and couldn't help but sing loudly, accompanied by the background music of "Men Should Be Self-Improvement".

"Heroic in the face of thousands of waves, hot blood is better than red sun, courage is like iron and bones like steel,

Thousands of minds and long visions,

Vow to work hard and be a good man!

To be a good man, you have to improve yourself every day......"