Chapter 15 Costumes
Smelling this smell, Li Yifan's soul was about to fly into the restaurant, he walked in step by step, and the more he walked inside, the stronger the fragrance became.
Suddenly, a voice interrupted his moment of enjoyment, "This is not the place for you, get out of here." ”
This voice came into Li Yifan's mouth, which made him extremely disgusted, and without saying a word, he slapped the source of the sound in the air.
After a thud, a man dressed as a servant stood up from the ground, only to see that he was now slapping a hot slap on the left side of his face.
While looking around, this man said angrily: "What about people, what about people, if you beat Lao Tzu, you will run away, if you have the ability, don't run, Lao Tzu beat you to the point of foaming at the mouth, and the blood is flowing, so that your mother will not recognize you at that time." ”
Seeing this scene, Li Yifan smiled funny, stepped forward, and patted him on the shoulder, "Are you SB? ”
The man let out an "um" and then asked, "What? ”
I saw his head turn back, and before he saw Li Yifan's true face, he slapped his head and face.
This second slap made the man slap to the ground, lying on the ground and counting the stars in the sky, and the two slaps were imprinted on his face into a beautiful symmetrical figure.
"Boy...... Don't run!!"
Li Yifan ignored him anymore, strode into the restaurant.
The first floor was noisy, and he walked upstairs, and along the way, the people who were eating stared at him with strange eyes.
Li Yifan touched his face and thought secretly: "Is there something on my face? Why do everyone look at me like this?" ”
Suddenly, he thought of another situation, "Could it be that they are all glass, seeing that I am so handsome, they are all interesting to me." ”
"No, I hope not, alas! It seems that it's not good to be too handsome, but I didn't expect that there was glass in another world, and I suddenly wanted to leave here. ”
Look at Li Yifan's appearance, if I didn't know that he was ugly, I would almost believe his speculation, shuddering, it's really terrifying.
I chose a table by the window, where you can just see the noisy and bustling street outside the restaurant.
"Little two!
"Coming, coming, please ask the guest officer what you want to eat......"
Xiao Er was full of interest at first, walking towards Li Yifan and asking at the same time, but until he saw Li Yifan's appearance, he didn't say the second half of the words, and he swallowed it back.
Li Yifan is unhappy now, what's the matter, these people who eat are like this, even you, Xiao Er, are like this, is there really something on his face?
Li Yifan thought secretly: I still have to come up with some capital, otherwise it is estimated that this little two will not give him a good face.
I saw Li Yifan take out a bag made of cowhide from his pocket and shake it in front of Xiao Er, and there was a sound of coins colliding in the heavy money bag.
This sound made Xiao Er immediately change his attitude, and said to Li Yifan with a flattering and respectful face: "Guest officer, the little one was confused and blind for a while, and I ask the guest officer not to blame, what do you want to eat?"
Hearing Xiao Er's apology, Li Yifan calmed down his displeasure, "Just give me three or four plates of delicious dishes to come to your place." ”
"Okay, guest officer, wait a minute. ”
Suddenly, Li Yifan seemed to remember something, and called out to Xiao Er, "Do you have a mirror here, bring me one." ”
"The mirror has it, I'll bring it to you. ”
After a while, Xiao Er brought a bright mirror, and as soon as he brought it, Li Yifan kept taking a look, he looked left and right.
This move frightened the little two next to him, and he thought to himself: "This guest officer can't be a pseudo-girl!"
Just thinking about it, Xiao Er felt creepy, and didn't dare to stay here longer, so he left immediately.
Looking at himself in the mirror, Li Yifan muttered, "I just said that I washed my face this morning." How could there be something on my face, what the hell are they looking at me?"
After careful observation, Li Yifan still didn't find anything, and the dishes had already come up at this time.
Seeing that Li Yifan was still looking in the mirror, Xiao Er, who served the dishes, couldn't help but feel like vomiting.
Xiao Er adjusted his state and said, "Guest officer, your dish has been served, please use it slowly." ”
Just when Xiao Er turned around and was about to leave, Li Yifan suddenly grabbed him, "Xiao Er, do you see anything unusual about my whole person?"
Xiao Er shook his head, "You seem to be in a good state of mind, what's wrong." ”
When this little second said this, Li Yifan wondered, and said the question in his heart, "Little second, I just went upstairs, and the people who were eating were staring at me, do you know why?"
Xiao Er was a little surprised, "Don't you know?"
Shaking his head, Li Yifan replied, "If I knew, why would I ask you." ”
This embarrassed Xiao Er, looking at his mouth that wanted to speak and stopped, Li Yifan stopped, "If you have anything, just say it, don't say it like you don't want to say it." ”
Xiao Er was helpless, and reorganized the language in his brain, and then said: "Maybe, they are looking at your ......" Xiao Er pointed to Li Yifan's clothes.
What's wrong with the clothes, Li Yifan looked down and saw that he was wearing a cloth coat with a few patches on it.
"Is there anything wrong with this dress?"
"There's nothing wrong with clothes, it's just that the clothes you're wearing right now appear here. ”
Li Yifan is still not right, Xiao Er continued to explain: "Because our restaurant has guards at the door, they are both two warriors outside the door, and they will block some of the guest officers from entering according to their clothing. ”
Sweat had begun to appear on Xiao Er's forehead, and feeling the breath on Li Yifan's body, there was gradually a trace of fear in his heart, he wiped his forehead, and did not continue to explain.
"What do you mean by some people, such as them?" a playful smile appeared on Li Yifan's face.
Xiao Er tried to calm his fear, and said to Li Yifan: "Guest officer, I told you not to be angry. ”
"It's okay, you just say it. ”
"Its... Actually, it's your kind of clothing. ”
At first, Xiao Er was trembling, and finally it was getting smaller and smaller, if he wasn't by Li Yifan's side, I'm afraid Li Yifan wouldn't have heard what he said later.
After hearing this, Li Yifan smiled, and he couldn't see any trace of anger in him at all.