Chapter 64: I Wanted to Think, I Didn't Want To.
Maybe it's about us. I turned my head to look at Wan Lingxin, and the girl didn't know what else was in my heart, and she was still holding my arm and dangling.
"It's really uncomfortable to be looked at by such a person. He smiled bitterly at his side, which was a summary of this matter.
Everyone went on the road, because we had met the relationship between the disciples of the sect before, and we finally decided to go back to Dragon City.
After walking for a day, I sincerely sighed that science and technology are definitely the primary productive forces, and if there is a high-speed rail in the prefecture, Lao Tzu will not have to run so quietly now.
There are many cities that we pass by along the way, after all, we are not in a wild land like the Li Clan.
Since I have met a lot of people, then I have heard a lot of news, the first thing is of course the news that Yinfengling was destroyed, at the beginning, I even felt a little happy, after all, I was the biggest mastermind behind the scenes, a little complacent, but after listening to more, I really didn't feel it, and even later, I wanted to strangle the idea of these rumor-mongers, because of the variability of the content of the rumors, and later it was actually because of the woman, it was the woman in the bed of the head of Yinfengling, and a scissor killed the head of Yinfengling, roots, causing the yang energy of the head of Yinfeng Ridge to leak out, and finally the yang died. A group of ghosts on your horse, you are a fart, what do you think you are the group of perverts around Lao Tzu? If you had yang, you would have asked for it long ago.
We are in a hurry, not in a hurry.
Another place.
The head of Yin Feng Ridge was locked in a dark room, although there was nothing restricting his freedom, but it seemed that he had also been sealed and cultivated, because the person who was supposed to be a master now didn't even have the ability to break those wooden sticks that were not too thick to escape.
There was a sound of footsteps approaching, followed by a coquettish laughter, and a woman in a "simple" red shirt stood outside the room, why is it simple, because it is too little, it is really too simple, it looks like it is cold, except for the necessary, the others are snow-white meat.
Behind the woman were six large fluffy tails, the snow-white coat mixed with a strange bright red.
The woman knocked on the door, smiled coquettishly, and said, "Master, I'm coming in." ”
After speaking, without waiting for the head to agree, the woman had gently pushed open the door and walked in.
Men, it's the lower half of the body. The reason why I say this is because the second child of Yin Fengling is already that deadly virtuous, and when the woman came in, he actually swept the woman from top to bottom with his eyes, especially in some key areas.
The woman covered her mouth and giggled, walked up to the second child, bent down, and looked at the second child carefully, of course, in this posture, the second child also looked at her very "clearly".
"Master, why is it so miserable?" The woman seemed to be asking, but where did that look mean to ask, and when she laughed, the head of Yinfeng Ridge, who was even more dizzy with a pair of mountains on her chest.
Let's answer a fart, the Adam's apple of the Yin Fengling door is rolling up and down, swallowing saliva in a big gulp, where is there time to speak.
"Hehe......" The woman saw the virtue of the master, and her smile trembled even more, so the head of Yinfeng Ridge was even more dizzy, and he just wanted to be crushed to death by two mountains now. The woman's laughter slowly stopped, and she continued: "Master, am I good-looking?" As she spoke, Ruyu's fingers gently put on the shoulders of the leader, and she had slid towards the master's chest with a slight movement.
"Good-looking, good-looking......" The answer of the head is definitely just instinct.
The palm of his hand slid across the palm's chest, and the boss shivered a few times.
The palm of the hand continued to go down, and in a short time it was already grasping something. The woman's smile was even more coquettish.
"Boss, it's a real man. ”
Still saying a fart, the head of the beast roared, and a force poured out of his body, with a trace of evil fire has been pounced, one palm has directly climbed the two mountains, and the other palm is roughly tearing the woman's clothes.
And then...... And then...... And then it can't be said anymore, and there is no fucking harmony anymore.
Anyway, in the end, before the head of the house took off his clothes, he was already burping, and the crotch of his pants was a piece of red, of course, just clothes, and the corpse had turned pale with a grayish color, obviously sucking all the essence dry.
The woman got up to leave, and the red on the six large tails behind her became even more bewitching.
"How's it going? I've got a good man for you, right?" In another room, a man with a blurred face looked at the woman who was still panting in his arms, and pinched the woman's mountain with one hand.
The woman was in pain, snorted, but her expression was even more bewitching, she gently beat the man's chest, and then said softly: "Thank you, master." ”
"His Blood Food Skill and the Blood Sea Wild Waves you got before are the same kind of exercises, and they complement each other, you have to practice seriously, and when your exercises are completed, the master will reward you well. The master's palm rubbed gently on the woman's smooth back, but his eyes looked fixedly into the distance, which was empty, and nothing existed, but the master's eyes seemed to pass through the space in front of him and look at a certain place.
Needless to say, the woman naturally has no need to say, it is the Mei Ling Fox who has recently raised a bloody storm in the underworld, and now some people have even begun to worship the Mei Ling Fox, sure enough, this place in the underworld is not a place to talk about right and wrong, everything is respected by strength, but, is this fucking three views a little too crooked? It's fucking enough for people to hang themselves.
Naturally, it was "very lively" over there, and the people were gentle, but we were stopped by a forest, why were we stopped by the forest? Because the ape king was arrested. Why was he caught? Because the king of apes wanted to pee, he ran into the woods to pee, and this urine was to pee for an hour, fuck, an hour, and the king of apes' physique could drown the fish in an hour.
So, we all went into the woods, and as soon as we came in, we noticed one thing, we were lost. Even if it was Hongbo, who had just taken a step forward, when he turned back, he saw dense woods, and there was no road under his feet.
Hold the grass! We've been ambushed! I shouted at the top of my voice.
Snorr was the first to look at me, with two words written in his eyes: stupid b.
Then everyone looked at me with basically the same expression.
For such a situation, we naturally have no way, this thing has always been Tsing Yi supervisor, we are generally serious about the role of thugs, now Tsing Yi is not there, we look at the scene in front of us, except for the confusion, we can't do anything at all.
I had an idea.
"Hey, dog. "I approached the purring dog, and with a flattering face, I almost turned myself into a bone and threw it into the purr's mouth.
Snorr glared at me with slanted eyes, and his body stepped back a little, although Snorr has always been a god-like existence in our team, but there is no one who really treats Snorr as a god, and there are even a lot of people who treat him as a dog, and among them, especially represented by me, Snorr even feels threatened, of course, this is only a threat from dignity.
Snoring didn't stop me, so I continued, God, that one is not taciturn, spitting words like gold, as if if he didn't do this, he would be punished by God, and a thunderbolt would kill the dog.
"Well, do us a favor, let us smell it?" I squatted down, my shoulders lowered as hard as I could, and touched my snoring shoulder, like a buddy.
Get lost!
I only roared angrily, and after I ping-pong broke a dozen trees, my body barely stopped, and my whole body seemed to fall apart, and even the tips of my hair hurt.
I feel as if my nose has been kicked by a snort, and now tears are rolling in my eyes, so sour, indulgent and silky!
"Are you a dog?" snorted and flashed, already standing on top of me, a dog's paw pressed against my chest, and the dog's face was full of dangerous light.
"Isn't your old man a dog?"
"Have you ever seen such a terrible dog?" "Snoring began to bare his teeth, his teeth were snow-white, but there seemed to be food scraps between his teeth, which should have been gnawed on the leftover shredded meat during eating.
"And what is your old man?"
"You're the thing, your whole family is the thing. ”
"So, your old man isn't a thing, what is it?"
The snoring face is not good, this time it is really annoying.
Stared at me for a long time.,Snoring probably also doesn't feel interesting.,Dealing with people like me who are not afraid of boiling water.,Even if you're a god, there's no good way.,After all, my setting is there.,The protagonist!Absolutely the protagonist!I'm sure I can't kill him.,And he,Except for fear of death.,I'm not afraid of anything.。
Grass!
I clearly heard an interjection coming out of Purr's mouth, and then Purr moved away from the dog's leg with a depressed face, and jumped off my body, of course, in retaliation, it didn't forget to kick me hard in the stomach when it jumped down, and I almost got my and pee down.
Snoring left, I thought that Snoring had succumbed to my "obscenity", but unfortunately, after Snoring left, it was directly like it was none of my business, and my ancestors found a comfortable place to lie there, and after a while, they were already snoring.
Lao Tzu's "bitter talking" persuasion and inducement for a long time, this is the result, shouldn't you be grateful? Shouldn't you show off your demeanor as a great god? Shouldn't you have a serious face and have words in your mouth: Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrowing the law, thousands of miles of tracking technique, etc., let's come to a set? Even if it's not a big set, at least you should have a flat set, right?
No matter what we snor, we naturally have no way to invite this master, so the only thing we can do at the moment is: look all the way, shout all the way. It's a pity that even if we shouted in our throats, there was still no trace of the ape king.
Of course, it's not without harvest to shout all the way this way, until now, we have encountered more than a dozen attacks, although the monster is decent, the cow is the cow, the sheep is the sheep, but the realm is a bit of a tiger man, and the worst one is already the level of the soul realm, this realm, at least is already the level of the ape king I first met.
Everyone rested, each frowning, because there was a dense forest around him, it was simply a paradise for monsters, if it weren't for the fact that he and Xiao Qi both had perverted exercises such as breaking delusion, we estimated that it would be at least a lottery now, but, even so, I was still bitten on the buttocks, and it was a colorful poisonous snake that bit me, fortunately, the poisonous snake ran away after biting me, and I was not poisoned.
"Isn't it poisonous?" I touched my buttocks, where I was bitten, and there were two holes in my pants.
"It's poisonous, and it's quite powerful, but in your current state, it is estimated that the poisonous snake will almost poison itself after biting you. The voice of soul cleansing sounded in my head.
"Old man, should you study how to get us out at that time, find the Ape King by the way, fool me here, you can get the benefits of Mao? Wait for me to give you a five-yuan cash coupon? Do you give me a five-star praise?" I was dealing with the soul cleansing in the spirit platform, and it was okay anyway, and I was idle when I was idle.
"There's a way. Broken Mountain suddenly raised his head, and the palm of his hand slapped on the thigh of the Soul Cleansing beside him, and I clearly saw that the old man of the Soul Cleansing was directly a stumbling man, and he gasped in his mouth, it seemed that he was almost slapped by the Broken Mountain.
"Silly short, shoot again, slap your own thigh. "The soul cleanser pounded his head in the broken mountain in a rage.
However, looking at the power of the soul cleansing, the broken mountain didn't even shake his body.
"What's the solution? I approached the broken mountain and asked with a serious face, but my heart was constantly beating the drum, and the idea of the broken mountain was up for debate.
"Set fire. Broken Mountain said.
Awesome, I just jumped up, it was all woods in front of me, and setting fire was obviously the best way, and we didn't have to think about burning ourselves to death, or if we couldn't light it, there was a fire spirit, what couldn't be lit?
Hey, hey, no, why do I use fire spirits? Can't Lao Tzu use wood spirits?
Holding the big head of the broken mountain and kissing it fiercely, I had already left the spiritual platform in a flash.
"Hong Bo! Hong Bo!" As soon as I left the altar, I shouted at the top of my voice, causing the people around me to look at me like madmen again, because Hong Bo was definitely not more than five meters away from me.
"What's the matter?" Hong Bo turned to me, and although his face was full of serious and calm expressions, I could see the smile in his eyes clearly.
Laugh if you want to, after all, Lao Tzu is indeed a little too excited.
smiled awkwardly, this kind of thing is not worth mentioning for me, Lao Tzu has definitely done more than this one shameful thing, there are many things, shame is the thing that Lao Tzu is not afraid of.
"Well, call your earth spirits out. I said.
Hong Bo agreed, and then the light around him flashed, and the small stone of the earth spirit had already appeared timidly at Hong Bo's feet, and as soon as it appeared, he had already run behind Hong Bo's calf, looking at us with half of his head exposed.
Fuck you, are you worthy of your muscular bumps? I looked at the muscles of the stone, and then at his big timid eyes, it was so fucking disobedient.
The light around him flashed, and the fire spirit and the wood spirit appeared one after another.
As soon as she appeared, the fire spirit was furrowed into a ball, and the pimples were piled up on the door of her head, obviously, the little girl didn't like the atmosphere here. On the contrary, it was Mu Ling, as soon as he appeared, his eyes lit up, and he looked around, and there was a crystal liquid hanging from the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were full of obscenity.
What are these things? Either unwillingly, or obscenely like a pig brother, or timid like a girl, what has this team experienced?
"You three, come here. I clapped my palms and beckoned to the three little ones.
There was no movement.
"Come here. ”
No movement yet.
Huo Ling looked at me with a puzzled expression, Mu Ling's head was shaking like a windmill, I was really worried that this little bastard would twist his neck into a twist and suffocate him directly. Tu Ling hugged Hong Bo's calf, but he didn't let go.
Hold the grass, this status, is this the treatment that the protagonist should suffer? Is this the status that the protagonist should have?
"Stone, do me a favor, you and Brother Wood and Sister Xiaohuo, you three help me find someone, well, no, a monkey. Okay?" I looked at the earth spirit, and I thought my expression was definitely sunny and harmless.
The stone looked up and looked at Hong Bo, who smiled and touched the stone's head and nodded.
The stone looked at me again, then let go of Hongbo's calf, and after glancing around, his feet stomped on the ground, and his body was like a groundhog, and he had already burrowed into the dirt with a flutter, leaving only a mound at Hongbo's feet.
"Little fire, wood, you two go too. I turned to the two remaining little ones, my own family, and naturally spoke less politely.
"Oh. Mu Ling agreed, and his chubby body walked a few steps quickly, directly submerging into the trunk of a big tree, and then the big tree trembled, and countless branches and leaves began to grow, and in a blink of an eye, it had covered the past in the distance.
Xiaohuo stood beside me with his arms in his arms, and his little face twisted proudly to the other side.
I looked at the fire spirit, just about to speak.
"I'm not going, it's a nasty place. The fire spirit turned his head and stared at me with a gloomy gaze.
Shake the rub, the little guy's eyes, is it a threat to me? If you don't fight for a few days, you don't know who is the boss and who is the second?
As if sensing the unkindness in my gaze, a layer of fire light appeared on the fire spirit's body, and the small fire red dress was even more violent in the flames.
Damn!
"That, Xiaohuo, it's better than this, you set the fire, what's the matter?" I continued to abduct such an ignorant but absolutely violent girl.
The fire spirit looked at me, and there was a joke in his eyes, but it was a pity that I patronized the abduction of underage girls, and I didn't understand the look in the eyes of the fire spirit.
"Okay. The fire spirit happily agreed.
Then the burning flames on his body gathered towards his fingertips, and a little crimson flame appeared on his fingers, and with a flick of his fingers, the flames had fallen into the body of a large tree in the distance.