"This ...... What the hell is going on!?"

Ma Xiaozhen was stunned and looked at an old man in white clothes who was blown out of the pressure cooker, so frightened that he almost didn't pee out the prostate fluid.

About two hours ago, Ma Xiaozhen bought a pig's trotter from the vegetable market on a whim and stewed it in a pressure cooker to improve the food.

The old man in white had a childish face, long sleeves fluttering, and his feet were a little in the void, and he volleyed a harrier over without the slightest support, rising lightly, easily freehand, and lifting weights as lightly. is like the Wudang faction's non-transmission of light skills and ladders, and it is like Duan Yu's Ling Bo microstep......

These rabbits fell very quickly, and the chaotic pig's trotters fell like rain behind him, which made him even more chic and magnificent.

What's even more shocking is that after landing on the ground, the body of the old man in white slowly shrank at a speed visible to the naked eye, his wrinkled face became smooth and round, and his snow-white silver hair slowly turned black, and he turned into a boy about three years old in front of Ma Xiaozhen.

The lips are red and the teeth are white, and the pink carvings are jade, just like the golden boy in the New Year's painting.

"Mortal, start today......" The boy's face was serious, like a god: "Your fate is about to change!"

"I ...... 's fate is about to change?" Ma Xiao was stunned.

Dumbfounded, he stretched out his hand in disbelief, trembling to the golden boy-like boy, and then ......

There was a shudder on the boy's head.

"Change a fart!" "Foodie Ma Xiaozhen let out an angry roar: "Lao Tzu's pig trotters have all been ruined by you!"

"Stop, I am the Xuanhuang Ancestor of the Jiuyi Continent, and I have calculated that your world will face a catastrophe in three years, so I am here to give you some guidance. Don't get back yet!"

The boy let out a loud shout, he looked like he was only three years old after he was rejuvenated, but there was naturally an irresistible majesty in his expression and tone, awe-inspiring.

All of a sudden, the boy's domineering aura leaked all over his body, and the wind blew Ma Xiaozhen's messy beach pants.

"What? The world is facing annihilation!?" Ma Xiaozhen was shocked, and then tore the boy's face into a pig-faced bat: "Shut me down!

"The rise and fall of the world has a ......"

"Rise and fall! Don't come with me! The world belongs to the world, the pig's trotters return to the pig's trotters, and the pig's trotters will be compensated to Lao Tzu first. Ma Xiaozhen began to choke his neck.

"Uh- stop, I...... I'm a fairy...... Uh-"

"The fairy is a fart! The fairy has to lose money if he overturns the pig's trotters!" Ma Xiaozhen intensified.

"Ah...... Uh...... "Xuanhuang" old "ancestor" began to roll his eyes: "I...... I'll pay you! The old man will pay you an ancient artifact!"

"Ancient artifact?" Ma Xiaozhen was overjoyed and let go of his hands.

Artifact!

After many years of mixing in the Shuangdian Chinese network, Ma Xiaozhen understands the importance of artifacts too well, that is, plug-ins!

With a plug-in, it means that since then, he has embarked on the pinnacle of life pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, forcing him to be promoted in the face, and getting a salary increase to become a CEO and marrying Bai Fumei!

Happiness comes too quickly and too suddenly, and it's a little exciting to think about it!

Ma Xiaozhen hurriedly put down the Xuanhuang "old" ancestor, carefully helped him brush up the white robe that had grown a lot, and squeezed out a bright smile.

"Master, dare to ask what kind of artifact it is?"

Xuanhuang's "old" ancestor touched his pinched neck, and rolled his eyes disdainfully: "This artifact is called Jiuyi Tianzunding, which is the ancient treasure of our Jiuyi Continent, all-encompassing, containing the supreme truth of the Heavenly Dao, and even more powerful in condensing all things!"

Jiuyi Tianzun Ding! All-encompassing! Containing all things!

Ma Xiaozhen trembled with excitement.

I don't understand what it means, but it sounds amazing!

Xuanhuang Ancestor was very satisfied with Ma Xiaozhen's excited expression, so he straightened his collar and said loudly.

"The old man pinched his fingers and calculated, it is expected that in three years, your world will encounter a catastrophe. Therefore, the old man was willing to disperse three thousand years of Taoist cultivation, and took this Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding through time and space, and gave it to a mortal with deep blessings to help him cultivate immortals and enter the Dao, so as to save the catastrophe of destruction after three years. ......”

"The rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of every man!" Ma Xiaozhen said righteously: "The arduous task of saving the world is on me!"

"What about you...... It's a little frustrated, but I don't have time to think about it now!"

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor rolled his eyes at Ma Xiaozhen, and waved his hand with a big grin: "You must have the help of this Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding, within three years, to break through the entrance, cross the Heavenly Tribulation, and prove the Great Dao, in order to save the world-destroying catastrophe three years later!

"Confidence!" Ma Xiaozhen replied enthusiastically, and then asked with a scowling face, "May I ask what about the Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable?"

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor Yu pointed proudly: "Your natal artifact is right there!"

Ma Xiaozhen turned his head to look at Xuanhuang Old Ancestor's fingers in ecstasy.

It was an inconspicuous pressure cooker, lying quietly on the ground, the bottom of the pot was blackened, the body of the pot was covered with yellowish stains, and the rubber gasket of the lid was loose, like a dancing girl with sagging old pearl yellow breasts......

"Isn't this a pressure cooker?"

Ma Xiaozhen's heart, 10,000 alpacas galloped past with a snort.

Why is Lao Tzu's natal artifact a pressure cooker!?

Do you want Lao Tzu to carry a pot and walk the rivers and lakes!?

Is this the hell a backstabber!?

Xuanhuang Ancestor patted Ma Xiaozhen's shoulder with some embarrassment.

"Uh...... When crossing, Jiuyi Tianzun Ding accidentally coincided with this pot, and it looked a little frustrated, but the function was still the same. It can refine everything and contain all things, which can be called a creation artifact. ”

Ma Xiaozhen asked suspiciously: "Really? I don't read much, don't lie to me!"

"Don't believe it?" Xuanhuang Old Ancestor has the bearing of a grandmaster: "That's good! The old man will show you, what do you want? Well, you are a mortal, naturally you want money." ”

Money? jokes!

Ma Xiaozhen sneered.

We people on earth are noble in character and lofty in aspirations, money is like dung to me, and wealth is like floating clouds to me.

Just a little money, a little outside of the body, want to corrupt us people on earth?

Ma Xiaozhen didn't think about it, and said righteously.

"Ask for money, ask for money, ask for as much as you want!"

I regard money as dung, so let me be a quiet septic tank!

"Vulgar!"

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor rolled his eyes, stretched out his chubby little hand, and took out Ma Xiaozhen's only three red hundred-yuan bills from Ma Xiaozhen's pocket like lightning, and threw them into the pressure cooker.

"Look at me refining some money for you!"

I saw him muttering to himself, chanting words, pointing his finger at the pressure cooker, his clothes were windless, and a fierce breath spread out.

That pressure cooker floated out of thin air without any evidence.

Harness the sword with air...... Ah no, the pot?

Ma Xiaozhen gasped.

Looks like this guy is really a master!

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor smiled silently, and suddenly pointed again, and the pressure cooker suddenly erupted with a burst of purple gas, and the dense qi spread, and it actually rose into the air, enveloping the three red hundred-yuan bills.

Purple gas travels constantly in the pressure cooker.

After a long time, the pressure cooker finally landed steadily.

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor has the temperament of a sect master: "Okay, after the old man has refined, this money has increased a thousand times and thousands of times! It's enough for you, a mortal, to squander it for a while......"

A thousand-fold increase!

Sure enough, it's an artifact, it's just a money printing machine!

Ma Xiaozhen was overjoyed, he really picked up a treasure now!

"Oh yes. Due to the fact that the old man had exhausted his three thousand years of Dao cultivation when he crossed over, and his body had also degenerated into the appearance of a three-year-old child, the refining just now had exhausted the last bit of residual mana in his body, and now he was no longer half distracted......

Xuanhuang Ancestor wiped the sweat from his head, obviously it was a lot of effort.

"So, the old man will fall into a deep sleep from time to time to recover his mana, and he will rely on you to take care of the food in the future, and the old man will wash and sleep first, and he will automatically wake up when he gets to the meal, and he will ...... it."

Before the words fell, Xuanhuang Ancestor had already spread out big characters on the sofa and fell into a deep sleep.

"You just sleep, you just sleep!"

Ma Xiaozhen was moved in his heart, and diligently waited for Xuanhuang Ancestor to sleep, and carefully covered the quilt for him, and then rushed to the side of the pressure cooker like a wild dog off the leash.

Are you about to get rich overnight?

Happiness comes so quickly and so suddenly that it's unbearable.

Ma Xiaozhen was filled with tears of happiness and took out the banknotes that had been refined in the pressure cooker.

A magical scene occurred.

The three red hundred-yuan bills in the pressure cooker after refining have really increased thousands of times!

Yes.

Three 100 yuan 100 yuan bills were refined into a 3000000000 yuan coin.

"the mud Malegobi—"

Ma Xiaozhen's angry roar resounded throughout the resettlement community in the east of the city.