What is the origin of this fat monk?

Xiao Xuan's eyes showed a sense of horror.

The old bald donkey in front of him, who is not good-looking, has such a ability, and if he wants to cultivate it, he must be far higher than himself!

Seeing this, the old bald donkey held the ring ruler in his hand, smiled, and said:

"Don't struggle anymore, the world is immeasurably miserable, like a shadow.

Only by taking refuge in my Buddha can we have an epiphany and liberation.

How many things are in Hongchen, all the jokes are being discussed.

You're only young now, so you don't know what it's like.

When you stay in my sect for hundreds of years, you will surely be enlightened, thank me for what you have done today!"

He came here to learn swords!

I'm still alone.

How many tastes in this world have not been tasted, so I went to be a monk with you?

"Master, if you really want to accept me as a disciple, just pass on to me a set of Buddhism such as the Divine Palm, so that I can comprehend it myself, and I won't bother your old man to teach it personally. ”

Xiao Xuan's extremely difficult face barely struggled to let out a smile.

"No, my Buddhist exercises are extremely profound, without my careful teaching, how can you participate in the enlightenment?"

The big fat monk smiled and shook his head.

"I have a green jade glass ring, and I can't comprehend any exercises. ”

Xiao Xuan scolded angrily in his heart.

Yes, it's useless to reason with him.

He endured the pain and tried to pull out the Frost Moon Sword.

If you can draw your sword, you may be able to compete with it for a while, and if you can't say anything, you will have a chance to escape.

As long as you can escape to Huashan, you can get rid of the entanglement of this old bald donkey.

Xiao Xuan didn't believe it, this old bald donkey still had the courage to rush into the Pure Yang Palace to rob people!

As if he knew what Xiao Xuan was thinking, the old bald donkey snorted softly, and the shovel in his hand pressed down violently, adding a little spiritual power.

The soreness and numbness in Xiao Xuan's body suddenly swelled, and his entire body was like thousands of ants devouring flesh and biting bones, and his limbs and hundreds of bones were faintly painful.

He struggled to keep himself from collapsing to the ground.

Seeing this, the old bald donkey laughed and said, "Yes, yes, you can hold on to it until now, you are really a good seedling, and you are an extremely rare genius."

I don't know much better than those rich children who are strong on the outside.

With such a talent, the little monk naturally can't miss it.

If you can follow me to practice the Dharma for a few years, you will be successful in the future. ”

At this time, Xiao Xuan's body was already in pain.

If you can't survive, you can't die, as if there are countless ants and flying insects in the body, about to break free from the skin and come out.

At this time, the old bald donkey was still taking care of himself and teaching people tirelessly: "If you are a genius like you, if you don't practice the Dharma with me, wouldn't it be a regret in your life?"

The world's martial arts are out of Shaolin, if you don't go now, you will definitely regret it when you get old.

My Buddha is merciful, you can put down the red dust and let me go.

Just when the old bald donkey was tempting Xiao Xuan by himself, a woman's coquettish shout suddenly came from behind him: "You bald donkey, what are you torturing children!"

Hearing this, the old bald donkey withdrew his spiritual power slightly, and the ring shovel in his hand was still pressed on Xiao Xuan's body, and he turned around to look.

It was a woman in a garment, her body was slender and slender, her eyes were bright and her teeth were bright, her skin was like snow, and her green silk was light.

A simple shirt, but it outlines graceful curves.

This woman amazed him more than all the women Xiao Xuan had ever seen.

Xiao Xuan couldn't help but look stupid.

"My Buddha is merciful, and the poor monk has a relationship with this junior, and wants to lead him to take refuge in Buddhism, abandon suffering, and achieve positive results. ”

The old bald donkey said.

When the woman heard this, her brows furrowed slightly, and she asked:

"Dare to ask the seniors, but the world-famous Shaolin Duru master?"

The old bald donkey was stunned for a moment, and when he heard that the Daoist aunt in front of him praised himself so much, he was slightly happy in his heart, but he shook his head slightly and said:

"The poor monk is exactly, but the poor monk is just an ordinary disciple of Shaolin, and he doesn't dare to claim to be famous all over the world.

Dare to ask this female benefactor, how did you know the name of the poor monk?"

The woman suddenly realized, nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "Master Duru is famous all over the world, who doesn't know?

Everyone in the world calls you a rare genius in Shaolin for a hundred years, not only is your cultivation amazing, but your understanding of Buddhist scriptures is also very comparable.

He is also good at interpreting Buddhist scriptures, and often has high opinions.

Although the younger generation is a pure yang disciple, he has admired the master for a long time. ”

The woman was wearing a Taoist robe, wearing a crown of cupola, and a cold temperament from the inside out.

In addition, her face is beautiful, her eyebrows are curved, and she smiles like this, which makes people feel like a spring breeze in their eyes.

Hearing such praise, the old bald donkey was overjoyed in his heart, laughed, and the two little eyes almost narrowed into a line, and hurriedly waved his hand and said:

"Everywhere, it is the world's false praise of me, false praise.

The poor monk has nothing to ask for in his life, but to be able to purify the world, let the world listen to the Dharma, and purify his heart.

As for the others, hahahaha, it's all vain, vain. ”

The woman shook her head solemnly and said with a shallow smile:

"Although the little girl is a pure yang disciple, she has admired the master for a long time, and she made a vow in her early years to witness the solemn appearance of the master when he taught and lectured on the scriptures.

"This ......," the old bald donkey was speechless for a moment,

"You are a Taoist woman, but you are willing to go with me to Buddhism to practice, and the poor monks are very happy when they hear it. It's just that..... Poor monks are hindered by the rules and cannot accept female apprentices. Accuse and accuse. ”

Hearing this, Dao Gu frowned slightly, glanced at the bald donkey with resentment, and then sighed, "Since this is the case, the little girl will retire first." ”

After saying that, Dao Gu bowed down to the old bald donkey, clenched her fists slightly, turned around and wanted to leave.

Seeing Dao Gu leaving, the old bald donkey had a different feeling in his heart and began to hesitate. Thinking about Fang in this world, it is difficult to find a bosom friend, and it is even more difficult to meet a destined person, if you say goodbye, won't it make the female benefactor regret it for life?

I, the Buddha, have compassion and compassion for the world, how can I be willing to abandon the person who asks the Buddha and asks the heart?

Besides, if my classmates knew, I was afraid that they would laugh at me for being too obsessed with the difference between men and women.

I love the world, why do I see the difference between men and women so seriously?

Thinking of this, the bald donkey groaned slightly, and hurriedly beckoned to the Dao Gu who had not yet gone away, "Donor, slowly, since you and I met today, it is fate." How can you leave with regrets?

Although I can't take you into my knees, I can explain a Buddhist scripture to the female benefactor here, so that the poor monk's heart can be at ease. I don't know, okay?"

"Of course!"

Dao Gu turned around abruptly, overjoyed, and said, "Being able to listen to the master explain a Buddhist scripture is better than reading a ten-year scripture."

For the little woman, this is really a great opportunity, and it is also a blessing that I cultivated in my previous life!

It's just that in this wilderness, don't neglect the Dharma. ”

The woman groaned slightly, and then pointed to the mountain road not far away, and said to Xiao Xuan, "In this way, there is a shack a few hundred steps ahead, you go quickly and find some straw mats and so on."

The Buddha is pure, how can I let the master sit on the dust and explain to me?"

Xiao Xuan looked in the direction pointed by the woman, it was the road he had just walked here, how could there be any shacks!