031 Smooth the bumpy road!
According to Xuanhuang Ancestor, if you want to enter the Tao with martial arts, it is to find a martial arts master on the earth to learn from each other, and use the Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding to contain the divine will and aura of the opponent's martial arts, you can comprehend the essence of this martial art, and you can take the first step in the path of martial arts......
It sounds really domineering, and it directly omits the penance of ordinary martial artists who have practiced for decades in winter and summer, which can be called a fool's cultivation and upgrading technique, which is simply the gospel of lazy cancer patients like Ma Xiaozhen......
But considering the nature of Xuanhuang Ancestor's sometimes unreliable and sometimes unobtrusive nature, Ma Xiaozhen was a little panicked.
Except for a pair of Lingbo catstep flip-flops, he has almost nothing, and he rushed to the door to kick the gym to learn, in case Xuanhuang said that it was wrong, wouldn't it be a thousand miles to send b, and he would be pressed to the ground and rubbed?
Ma Xiaozhen thought about it, thought about it all night, and then took out the money hidden in the box of shoes under the bed and counted it, and finally decided to seek wealth and danger, and then believe in Xuanhuang Ancestor - ready to go to Zhaojiagou near Changzhou City to have a look.
There are two main reasons why I decided to go to Zhaojiagou.
First, Tai Chi is the most famous internal boxing method in the Great Xia Kingdom. This boxing method is based on the traditional Confucianism and Taoism philosophy of Tai Chi and Yin and Yang dialectical concepts as the core idea, combined with the changes of the five elements of Yin and Yang that are easy to learn, the meridians of traditional Chinese medicine, the ancient guidance technique and the breathing technique, forming a traditional boxing technique of both internal and external cultivation, Yin and Yang opening and closing, and the combination of rigidity and softness.
Zhaojiagou is the place where Zhao Gongtang, the founder of Zhao's Taiji, opened the museum and taught his apprentices. Zhao Gongtang, is a famous martial arts master at home and abroad more than 100 years ago, once apprenticed to Tai Chi masters, and Tai Chi Boxing, Xingyi Boxing, Baguazhang three smelting furnace, integrated through, reformed the old and new, created a powerful Zhao Tai Chi lineage, it is said to have reached the realm of the grandmaster, more than 100 years of prestige.
Second, and the more important reason, although there are many schools of Taijiquan such as Yang's Taiji, Chen's Taiji, etc., Ma Xiaozhen is a poor man, and the money in his pocket can only afford the nearest ticket to Zhaojiagou, so ......
So happily decided!
......
Before going out, Ma Xiaozhen carried a broken bag, casually packed some of his own toothbrushes, underwear, face towels, and stuffed the last remaining bucket of instant noodles into the bag.
However, the bag was still more than half empty.
Well, it seems that something is missing?
Ma Xiaozhen set his eyes on the Xuanhuang Ancestor who was falling into a deep sleep......
The first time I went to the gym, I was a little nervous.
Although the old boy of Xuanhuang Ancestor is extremely unreliable, he still has some knowledge, and he may be able to mention a little bit at a critical moment. Besides, if the intelligence is wrong, if he is cheated again, he can't practice any boxing intent boxing at all, so he can have difficulties together.
With the thought of "dying together", Ma Xiaozhen happily stuffed the sleeping Xuanhuang Ancestor into his bag and walked out of his rented resettlement house.
However, at the moment of walking out of the gate.
Ma Xiaozhen suddenly felt a cold air attacking, like a sharp blade waving, and the knife qi was crisscrossing his face.
At the same time, the screaming chicken on Ma Xiaozhen's beach shorts suddenly sang like a warning.
"Dangdang......dang
What kind of music is this?
Ma Xiaozhen was startled, subconsciously recalling this music, but his heart was cold.
It's the opening music of Animal World!
It is also the background sound effect of cheetahs attacking their prey.
There are attacks!
Ma Xiaozhen, who finally reacted, was about to fight back, and the three black shadows had already surrounded him.
The fat man Liu Fatzi, the gloomy Chen Heipi, and the iron-faced Zhang Sale......
The faces of the three people were different, but they all exuded the same breath......
Murderous!
"Three strong men, what are you doing here......" Ma Xiaozhen licked his face and laughed.
"What for?"
"Don't pretend to be garlic with us!"
"What the did you do, you know in your heart. โ
Slowly but surely, the three strong men approached step by step, narrowing the encirclement.
The night before yesterday, Ma Xiaozhen was besieged by Brother Scorpion at night, and in a hurry, he called Liu Fatzi to bring someone to help. Liu Fatzi didn't even ask, he was in a hurry to call his friends and call Chen Heipi and Zhang to sell, and he picked up the belt, iron rod, fire tongs, and went to find a place as soon as the weapon was dry.
What is it called?
It's called chivalrous courage!
This is called righteousness!
It's called a knife in the ribs of a brother!
As a result, I never expected that after rushing to the scene, Ma Xiaozhen had already run away by lying about the fire alarm. And the chivalrous and courageous Liu Fatzi were severely beaten by the angry people......
Liu Fatzi and the three burst into tears.
Ma Xiaozhen, Ma Xiaozhen!
You're such a fool!
It's really my heart for the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch......
Now, at last, it's time to take revenge and revenge......
You must hang him up and beat him to death!
The encirclement slowly shrank.
Ma Xiaozhen looked at the approaching three people, secretly screamed in his heart, and said with a smile: "Brothers, ......"
"Who the is a brother with you......"
"Heroes, gentlemen don't do anything!"
"Don't do it, do we? We'll kill you!"
Liu Fatzi roared, and the three of them pounced on Ma Xiaozhen together.
Ma Xiaozhen roared in despair, so he had to use his killer move.
"I'll ask for food to make amends!
The three people with murderous faces instantly became brilliant.
"Good brother is righteous, eat and eat! Let's go!"
"Damn!"
......
A certain food city.
The three heroes hijacked the quail-like horse Xiaozhen and killed it.
The beautiful waiter greeted him: "What do you want from the four of you?"
Liu Fatzi: "Let's rinse your mouth with shark fin first!"
Chen Heipi: "Is there any three-headed abalone, let's do a dozen!"
Zhang Sale: "Don't be so troublesome, just pick up your most expensive dish......"
Ma Xiaozhen's eyes darkened, and he almost cried, licking his face: "Three heroes, do you want to have some green food, environmental protection, and health!"
"Green food?"
Fat Liu pondered thoughtfully, exchanged a tacit understanding with Chen Heipi and Zhang Sale, and the three of them nodded slightly at the same time.
The three heroes said in unison:
"Alright then! A bottle of Sprite '82 per person!"
"Poofโ"
The blood that Ma Xiaozhen spat out stained the entire tablecloth red.
......
In this way, the three strong men squeezed the last copper plate on Ma Xiaozhen's body.
Ma Xiaozhen, who was penniless, could no longer afford a ticket to Zhaojiagou, so he had to walk to Zhaojiagou to kick the gym.
Walk, walk, walk, go from day to night, from the sun to the sun, to the sun......
Carrying a heavy backpack, Ma Xiaozhen thought sadly.
Throughout the ages, in ancient and modern times, I am probably the only one who walked for eight hours to kick the gym in a pair of flip-flops......
The road is long, I will go up and down and seek!
Stick to the end and never forget the original intention!
Ma Xiaozhen walked lonely on the avenue of the kicking hall, and his lonely and persistent shadow was stretched out in the moonlight.
Fortunately, the screaming chicken under the crotch was paired with a background music in a timely manner, guarding Ma Xiaozhen's side.
"You carry the burden, I lead the horse!
Welcome the sunrise and send the sunset away!
Step on the bumpy road and become a road!
Fight the hardships and dangers, set off again, set off again!
La-la-la!"
"Shut up stupid bird! Don't sing such stupid music!"
Ma Xiaozhen's angry roar resounded through the bumpy avenue.
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