Chapter 70: The old man arrives
I feel a little confused in my head, what does it mean that the higher the level, the better? What does it mean that you can shoot? Lao Tzu will get you a Houyi Shooting Sun Bow, and you can still shoot a sun down?
"Theoretically, yes. Liu stammered and replied.
What kind of monster is this, of course, the premise is that this has to be true, not Liu stammering and running the train with his mouth full. But the stammering expression seems to be real.
Everyone was busy with their own work, and the Ape King became the most depressed man, and there was no fight, which was really a torment for this humanoid monkey-hearted creature. And when you reach the realm of fate, it is no longer possible to improve the realm by cultivating hard, you need to understand. Looking at the sad face of the Ape King, as if he was constipated, I could only smile and shake my head, let this guy understand, difficult, it must be more difficult than constipation.
Now all we need is waiting, waiting for a lot of things.
Tsing Yi was fine, and the six hundred lonely souls were released again, and the moment they were just released, I admit that I was a little surprised, not just the realm.
Now these six hundred lonely souls have all reached the fivefold realm of the soul realm, that is, they are the same as me, of course, they will definitely not be able to beat me, because I am the protagonist. And these are not the biggest changes, the biggest change is that the tattered clothes in the past have now all become a full coverage of light armor, and the long sword held in the dry hand has also become a unified broadsword, looking at the degree of heaviness, it is estimated that if the sword goes down, even if the person will not be hacked to death, he should be shot to death.
"How did this happen?" Looking at the lonely souls that were automatically divided into six teams, I was a little puzzled, such equipment was too suitable for charging, but it was a pity that they didn't have horses.
"I don't know. Tsing Yi said.
What the hell? You don't know? Aren't you their boss? I stared straight at Tsing Yi, but Tsing Yi's expression clearly answered my question.
"Maybe it has something to do with me, but since I cultivated my spiritual body, they have changed. ”
After "discussion" with Tsing Yi, of course, I spent more time on gossip, and we found that it should be related to Tsing Yi's spirit body, which is originally a state that appears after the spiritual cultivation reaches the Great Perfection, and it also has the effect of nourishing the spirit, and these lonely souls should also be regarded as a kind of spirit, so it is reasonable that such a situation occurs.
"Hey, where did you get that non-rotting wood for the transformation of the ape king?"
"What?
"Bought?"
"Well, the Liuyun faction bought it. ”
"Oh, that's the drizzle, and people have a big business. "I am sincerely satisfied with the strength of my future father-in-law's family, so I am now considering whether I need to give Comrade Stammering a weapon that can shoot, a bow, a crossbow, a slingshot clip, a gun, a cannon...... In short, anything.
So, I went to find the soul of the dragon, anyway, borrowing people is also borrowing, fortunately, I borrowed another weapon, the family is big, not bad at this.
I expressed my meaning euphemistically.
She glared at me with slanted eyes.
What's the matter?
"You're too small. The spirit looked at me squarely, and his mouth pursed.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
Wan Lingxin didn't answer, her palm flicked, and the dust-free mirror appeared in her palm, sorted out her emotions in front of the mirror, and then tinkered with it and entered the remote video link.
I'm really a little uncomfortable, awkward, not to mention how awkward, the underworld, a place that is absolutely behind the world in terms of culture, economy, humanity, life, etc., can actually come up with such a remote video system, it's so fucking weird, and besides, this thing obviously doesn't have to think about the signal, no matter where it is, it can be used when you take it out, and it's not stuck, is there still a natural reason? This thing is not bad, it is worth promoting.
I rubbed my chin with the palm of my hand, and when I looked up, I saw Tsing Yi also frowning lightly staring at the dust-free mirror in Wan Lingxin's hand, looking at the change of light in his eyes, this guy must also be thinking about some problems, and there is definitely a big problem.
The video was quickly connected, and the picture on the opposite side gradually became clear, and the young Lingxin, who was still naughty and funny just now, suddenly had a sad face, and a pear blossom with rain on her face.
Sure enough, before Wan Lingxin could speak, the head of Jian Orchid had already asked in a hurry.
Wan Lingxin began to complain, what cultivation encountered a bottleneck, and then recently encountered something with the Three Mountains Sect, and then, the realm was low, it was difficult to protect itself, etc., in short, in the end, Wan Lingxin was almost dead.
What's the situation? Tsing Yi and I are really a little confused, why does this girl look less and less like a good person?
The expression on the face of the head of Jian Ran began to become weird, it was the kind of weirdness that forced a smile and pretended to be serious.
"Say, what do you want?" In the end, the head of Jian Ran sighed and took the initiative to ask a question.
"Weapons that can shoot, anything, the highest level. Wan Lingxin paused slightly, and added: "We borrow Ang, and we will pay it back when we run out." ”
The head of Jian Lan turned around to speak, and a voice came from there.
"You girl wants a weapon, if you can shoot, bring it to her. The head of Jianlan turned around and said to the person, obviously, that person was Wanfeng.
"Do you want to bring it back?" said the wind's voice.
"Are you stupid?" said the voice of the head of Jian Lan, the volume of which increased slightly.
"What's wrong? The girl said she was going to return it, won't you bring it back?"
"What you gave the girl, do you still want to come back? Is your father a kiss?" the head of Jian Ran stretched out his hand and covered his forehead gracefully.
Oh. Wanfeng agreed, and then fell silent, thinking that he had come to look for a weapon.
"Satisfied?" the head of Jianlan looked at Wan Lingxin with a smile.
"Mother is the best. Wan Lingxin smiled, and the underworld was full of colors.
"That's it. The two of them chatted casually for a few more words, and after hanging up the "video", Wan Lingxin raised her eyebrows at me.
I'm a little scared, women, too fickle, this is too good to act, much better than those who sing and dance, rap, basketball, and of course, those who shout: Mom, the helmet is so tight, of course, and those who act are all my own.
Tsing Yi's eyes said: Brother, take care!
A video chat, the matter of the weapon, at the same time, also revealed another news, obviously, this time the leader of the team is Wanfeng, that is the master of the God Realm, a Sanshan faction, not to use the master of the God Realm to come forward, right? What do the Flowing Cloud Sect want to do? I feel like I need to think about it.
Tsing Yi is naturally thinking about it, but it seems that he obviously has no clue.
I can't figure it out about such a thing, but I can ask, and when the old man comes, just ask.
The next day, everyone lined up neatly, waiting for my father-in-law to come.
Xiao Qi, I don't know how many days I have been in the sword mound and stammering, but when I came out, the realm was actually raised to the eighth level of the soul realm, although Xiao Qi did not have a realm, but I could see the sharpness in my eyes, and I couldn't get Xiao Qi if I didn't go. But thinking about it, it also makes sense, originally Xiao Qi can accept the inheritance in the sword mound, and if he doesn't go to the stammering cow, he can't compare to the entire instrument clan, and besides, Xiao Qi's dantian is chaotic qi, and it is the father or mother of the aura in our dantian, not to mention, Xiao Qi is so simple, and he knows how to stab people with a sword.
In short, according to the realm calculation, at present, I am once again at the top of the list, head down.
That's the only word that can express my feelings at this time.
There is a light on the ground in front of him, the range is very large, and there are a lot of people who want to come, damn it, if you want to say that the Liuyun Sect is not tired, now it is to kill Tsing Yi, I won't believe it.
The light flickered violently, and a group of people appeared in front of us. A full three hundred. If the Terminator had been able to send three hundred people, would the world have been quiet a long time ago, and Lao Tzu would not have to work hard every day.
Women, all women. The wind stood in front of him with a look of pointing to the world.
Okay, don't pretend to be B, the woman behind you has already gone to gossip with your girl and Wan Lingxin.
Everyone is already acquainted, and there is not much time to be apart, so there are not so many polite words, we greeted us, and as soon as the palm of the wind was raised, a bow had already appeared in his hand, and then it was thrown towards me.
Reach for it.
Your uncle, father-in-law, if you don't like me, you can just say it.
One of my arms was directly dislocated, and the short bow fell to the ground with a clatter, and the dust was flying.
"It's time for you to exercise. "The old man squinted at me, his face was full of disgust, and his eyes clearly wrote: useless things, silver wax gun heads!
Your uncle, can I know that this little shitty thing is so heavy?
With preparation, no matter how heavy this bow is, of course, it will not make me unable to hold it. Bending down to pick it up, I had already turned around and handed it to Liu stammering behind me, that guy was already drooling when Wanfeng took out the short bow.
"Immortal weapon, Sirius Bow ......"
"Thank you, old man. Liu stammered and took it, the short bow did not have a bowstring, and he didn't know how to use the bow, but Liu stammered as if he had known it for a long time, his fingers were hooked at the position of the bowstring, and he sighed, and the short bow instantly opened like a full moon, and two streamers appeared, one turned into a bowstring, and the other turned into a feather arrow. As soon as the finger was loosened, the feather arrow popped into the distant city wall, and then the city wall collapsed several feet with a bang.
Shaking the grass, is it so powerful? While shocked, I also looked at Liu with a gloomy face: "That wall, before tonight, make up for Lao Tzu." ”
And Liu stammered, this arrow also completely held back the wind that still wanted to continue to introduce the effect of the wolf bow. Then he changed his face to a look of shock, and stared at Liu stammering, just like a strong man staring at a hungry young woman.
"This is an immortal weapon. Windwind finally spoke, but a full of doubt could be heard in his tone.
Come to think of it, as long as it's an immortal weapon, it's not so easy to manipulate, and if you take out a random person and use it, it's not messy. A three-year-old child holding a fairy weapon and shooting indiscriminately is estimated to be able to slaughter a city of people. Therefore, it is necessary to implement strict management of firearms and ammunition.
"Ah, what's wrong?" Liu stammered, fiddling with the wolf bow back and forth in his hand, aiming here and there, looking at it, are you a fucking yodeler? Do you always want to shoot something? Get out, uncle, don't hold that thing at me.
What a fucking embarrassing conversation, ah, what's wrong? In a word, not only did the wind suffocate a blue nose and swollen face, but also flashed us away.
And Liu's next action was to completely let us go, and he almost threw himself on the ground and begged the old man to accept our knees.
I saw Liu stammer, his original wooden bow appeared in his hand, and then he threw it on the ground, the wooden bow bounced twice on the ground, and then, then, and then his mother's bowstring snapped and broke, the bowstring broke, and the bow body was instantly opened, and then there was a crackling sound, and the bow body was also broken.
What are you doing here? I looked at the wooden bow that had fallen to the ground and was still dangling there, and for a moment my head couldn't turn around.
"This ......" didn't work hard for a long time, and he didn't know how to describe the scene in front of him.
"Ang, this thing is useless, I made it by cutting a branch myself when I was fine. ”
A loud roar sounded beside him, and the ape king stared at Liu with red eyes, it seemed that he must have been fighting and didn't run away.
Sure enough, the king of apes threw off his long legs, and stepped in front of Liu stammering in two steps. With a big bang, he grabbed the collar of Liu Stammer's clothes, and with a little more force on his hand, Liu Stammer's relatively skinny body was lifted in the air by the Ape King. Of course, this is relatively the king of the apes.
"You're the one who won me with this thing?" the Ape King glared at Liu, stammering, his nostrils seemed to be on fire.
"Ah, what's wrong?" "Hold the grass, your uncle, Liu stammered, are you afraid that the ape king is small? you still have to pour oil on the head of this creature that is obviously on the verge of madness, you look at that bald head, you should know what a fierce macho man the ape king is.
"Lao Tzu wants to fight you in a duel! Never die!" The Ape King grinned and roared at Liu Stammering, although Liu Stammer's body was suspended in the air, but there was still a place to borrow strength, and then Liu Stammered and leaned back hard, pouting at the big mouth of the Ape King in front of him.
"You have bad breath. ”
Ape King, kill him, don't give me face.
The two of them are hot, and we are too lazy to pay attention to them, one is stunned, igniting the fire, and the other is running the train with a mouth, no matter what you say, you will come, not bad, Dove and rainy days.
We went to discuss the battle plan, and these two people didn't have to participate, after all, they were just thugs, and they were still quite unstable, and they were all the same with them or not.
Everyone got together and started deliberating, and it only took me a minute to realize the fact that I didn't seem to be of much use.
Tsing Yi pointed at the map, tapped, and then nodded.
He pointed again and said, "There are three hundred people here." ”
Windwind continued to nod.
Tsing Yi again.
"I'll leave it to me. Wanfeng nodded again.
Tsing Yi again.
"I'll leave it to them. ”
Tsing Yi again
Windwind nodded again.
Don't fucking point it, it makes me feel sorry for the protagonist's IQ, what is this, I haven't understood the map yet.
Just wanted to ask a question.
Tsing Yi said: "That's good." Departure tomorrow. Then with a wave of his palm, the map in front of him was already rolled up with a bang.
It's over? That's it? I looked at Tsing Yi and Wanfeng, and Lao Tzu hadn't started yet.
"Old man, please. Tsing Yi stretched out his hand to signal, Wanfeng nodded again, and then the two of them left, leaving a group of us in the room staring wide-eyed.
"What do you mean, dad?" I turned to look at the soul. Wan Lingxin shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands, indicating that she didn't know.
Then I looked at it again, and it seemed that I was still more sober. He was staring at the table in front of him with a slight frown, as if the map was still there.
Hong Bo's face was expressionless, and his eyes were full of confusion.
Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi, hey, forget it, this kid is giggling there.
Qin Xin is also a virtuous person, standing beside Wan Lingxin, looking at Tsing Yi's back with a nymphomaniac look, his eyes are full of little stars, and he almost pounced on Tsing Yi's body to shout that her husband is mighty, her husband is awesome, her husband is really strong, her husband is really powerful, and her husband is ...... Uh-huh, well, can't say it anymore, and then talk about fucking harmony again.
In short, the entire battle plan, about two minutes, has been discussed, except for Tsing Yi and my father-in-law, they should all be in a state of confusion.
Doing things with smart people is really his uncle's trouble, which makes me more deeply aware that I am a fool, this kind of thing, no one will be happy.
So, let's go find the Ape King and Liu stammer.
Primary purpose: to vent fire.
Liu stammered and the ape king had already become a mess, of course, it was definitely Liu stammering who was bullied, after all, the ape king is now a proper fate, although it is low, but it is also a real fate, and the soul is basically beating children, of course, except for me.
However, there are exceptions.
Because Liu stammered at this time, he was lying under the ape king's ass and screaming, scolding and scolding: "Ape king, remove your monkey ass to Lao Tzu." ”
The Ape King doesn't let go.
Liu stammered and continued: "Are you a man? If you are a man, you can remove your ass, and see if Lao Tzu can shoot you in the monkey eye with an arrow." ”
The king of the apes stood up and said that Lao Tzu is not a man, that is okay, absolutely desperate.
The Ape King stood up, Liu stammered, and when he faced the Ape King, the Sky Wolf Bow was already in his hand, and the bow was as open as a full moon.
For a split second, I felt like the hairs all over my body were exploding, a reaction that only occurs when it is extremely dangerous.
"Don't. I shouted.
There was a buzzing sound, and Liu stammered and let go of his fingers.
A ray of light flew out against the ape king's ear, and beads of sweat the size of beans had crawled all over the ape king's big face in an instant.
"Hold the grass, this thing is so powerful?" the Ape King ran over, squatted down and began to look at the bow in Liu Stammer's hand, so the Ape King lost this battle. However, this guy's thinking is obviously different from ordinary people, everyone is thinking about escaping to death, and this guy actually went to study his opponent's bow.
"Of course, didn't the old man say it? Liu stammered and shook the wolf bow in his hand and said, Damn, there is also a problem with the brain circuit of this product.
"Stammering, I'm asking you a question. I walked over, also squatted down, bowed my head and asked Liu stammered, no way, this guy hasn't stood up yet, and has already started running the train with the two of them there.
"What's the matter?"
"Can you really use anything you just shoot?" I asked.