Chapter 553: Kicking Fly
Listening to the shopkeeper touting their local overlord there, Yang Xiong and the three of them glanced at each other and did not answer.
In the past few years, the little two of the shops all over the country, touting the majesty of their own owners, abound, killing tigers and leopards at every turn, and what hundreds and ten people are not close to.
More than 100 years ago, wasn't there a Chen Jichang who was afraid of his wife? When he was young, he was fond of drinking and swords, used money like dung, claimed to be a hero, boasted of the Zhu family and Guo Jie, and fought with people a lot.
On the surface, he is brave and invincible, and he must be the first in every battle, and no one can beat him, but in fact, he is too often Shaoqing, the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, how can his son have less personal entourage around him, maybe he is standing on the side, and dozens of personal entourage around him are fighting bravely with his command, and the reputation he has laid will naturally belong to him.
Chen Jichang had an impulsive personality when he was young and liked to cause trouble. Chen Jichang's father, Chen Taishou, happened to be the highest military commander on the front line, so he picked a group of fighting masters from the army to help Chen Jichang fight.
Relying on these thugs, Chen Jichang gained a great chivalrous reputation, but in fact, in addition to his own slightly better archery skills, he couldn't beat the Hu man with a shepherd's whip in a fight...... Later, Chen Jichang's father lost his official position, and Chen Jichang lost his thugs, so he moved to the ravine to live in seclusion - perhaps because after suffering a loss, he understood the truth.
Yang Xiong and others are all heroes who have been in the world for a long time, Shi Xiu and Shi Qian have tasted the warmth and coldness of the world, and they have a very thorough understanding of the details of these so-called heroes, so Shi Xiu dares to fight unevenly, and Shi Qian dares to cross the door.
But since it is on other people's territory, the three of them listen to it, and they should believe it.
After a while, the second brother said: "I have to get up early tomorrow, and after eating, the three guest officers will also take care of themselves." The little ones went to rest first. ”
The little second brother went. Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu ate another drink. I saw Shi Qian say: "Do the two brothers want meat to eat?"
Yang Xiong said: "The shopkeeper said that there is no meat to sell, where do you have to come?"
Shi Qian grinned and went to the stove to bring out an old rooster.
Yang Xiong asked, "Are you really good, where did you get such a big rooster?"
Shi Qian said: "The younger brother just went to the back to clean his hands and saw that the chicken was in the cage." I didn't eat much wine with my brother, so I quietly killed him by the stream, and went to the back with a bucket of soup, where it was cleaned and cooked, and I ate it with my two brothers. ”
Yang Xiong said: "Why are you still such a thief!"
Shi Xiu smiled: "Don't change your business yet." ”
The three of them laughed and tore the chicken open and ate it, serving it with rice.
I saw that the shopkeeper slept a little, and he couldn't rest assured, so he got up and took care of it before and after.
I saw some chicken feathers on the kitchen table, all chicken bones. But when I went to the stove to watch, half a pot of fat juice.
When Xiao Er hurriedly went to the back cage to look, the chicken was missing. Hurriedly came out and asked, "Guest, you are too much! Why did you steal the rooster reported in my store and eat it?"
Shi Qian often does this kind of thing, and after listening to Xiao Er's questioning, he grinned and said: "You don't come! We ate this chicken that we sold on the road, when did we steal your chicken? Don't you blame good people!"
Xiao Er said: "You said you bought it on the road, so why didn't you see you carrying chickens when you entered the store? Besides, where did my chickens go?"
"Who knows? Maybe they were dragged away by a wild cat, maybe they were eaten by a yellow ape, or maybe they were pounced on by a harrier eagle? I am not from your shop, how can I know where your chickens go?" ”
To deal with this kind of questioning, Shi Qian has a trick to play tricks.
Xiao Er said: "My chicken is in a cage, who are you stealing it?"
Thinking that his own rooster was stolen and eaten by this guy who was not a good person at first glance, Xiao Er became more and more annoyed.
Shi Xiu didn't see it as a matter, it was estimated that it would get more and more hyped, and he didn't want to have a dispute with others, so he hurriedly smiled: "Don't fight, don't fight, this chicken is not worth a few dollars, you name it, we will accompany you!"
The shopkeeper said: "Mine is Baoxiao chicken, and he can't be absent in the store." You will pay me ten taels of silver, as long as you pay me back the chicken!"
Shi Xiu snorted coldly and said angrily: "Who are you bluffing? Grandpa, I just don't compensate you, how can you drop it?"
I just don't think these three guys are good people!
The shopkeeper snorted coldly in his heart, and laughed instead of being angry: "The three of them are here to beg for wildfire? If you steal my family's things, will you be justified? My Great Song Dynasty criminal system said that as long as you catch the robbers, regardless of whether you have stolen goods or not, they will all be executed by a crowd." I also said that anyone who makes trouble, whether it is a thief or a snitch, will stand in a cage for ten days. ”
Hearing him mention Song Xingtong, the three of them sneered together. Yang Xiong shouted: "Kindly pay you back, how can you take me if you don't pay me?"
Xiao Er said: "You steal my things, it is necessary to lose money, but you can't escape this punishment!
After listening to Xiao Er's ridicule, the three of them suddenly turned red, especially the initiator of the change, where to endure it, and shouted: "Lao Tzu wants to see, why are you holding us!"
After that, he stepped forward and slapped him.
Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu crossed their hands on their chests and sneered.
The two of them are very familiar with Shi Qian's martial arts, and he can have a reputation in the rivers and lakes, not only because he is good at stealing, but in fact his kung fu is not bad.
At least in the round-up of ordinary family members, he can still knock over a few and fly away calmly.
If he hadn't relied on his own fists and feet, he would have been cleaned up by people a long time ago, where could he be at ease until now?
Therefore, in the eyes of Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu, Shi Qian's slap is afraid that he will be able to make the face of the shopkeeper red and swollen, his teeth shattered, and he will fall to the ground.
Although Shi Qian will not kill people, but the three heroes who originally committed a life lawsuit and defected to Liangshanbo, if they really killed someone in this store and left, what is it?
I saw Shi Qian's slap roaring with anger, and the momentum sank, as if with a sharp sound of breaking the air, not to mention this slap on Xiao Er's face, even if it was slapped on the table, I was afraid that the dishes, chopsticks, tables, chairs, stools, furnishings, etc. could be smashed with a slap.
"Sure enough, it's a robber!"
The shopkeeper snorted coldly, stretched out his left arm for a square, and blocked Shi Qian's slap, flew up at random, and kicked it fiercely, his kick did not have any reputation, but it was like a tiger descending the mountain, and the momentum was fierce!
Shi Qian's face changed, and he wanted to dodge, but where was the time?
"Bang!"
In the horrified eyes of everyone, the shopkeeper kicked Shi Qian's lower abdomen.
"Poof!"
Shi Qian directly spurted a mouthful of blood in the air, flew upside down in the air, hit the table directly, and slid all the way to two or three feet away before it could stop.
The room immediately fell silent.
Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu were dumbfounded, with a look of disbelief.
They never thought that in a wild shop on the way, there would be such a skilled shopkeeper, not only easily slapping Shi Qian, but also kicking Shi Qian away.
But seeing that he is only twenty or thirty years old, not older than the two of them, how can he have such a good fist and kick?
It's unacceptable!