Lao Tzu is a cook, not a liar of some bullshit exorcism. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

So, I know very well what I'm doing, and I don't know that I might be able to get rid of all the weirdness in our basement.

But the problem is that if we don't pay Mrs. Gao, we will be burdened with a huge amount of rent, and instead of benefiting from it, it will affect our desire to continue to expand our store, and our lives will be lost.

And if it is promised, things are a different situation.

After all, these things of "catching ghosts and exorcism" are all false, no matter whether they can be done or not, Mrs. Gao has no way to verify them for the time being.

And if she wants to know the root of the innocence of the corpse collection in this restaurant, she can only wait until I replace the Hui family's ancestral kitchen knife three years later.

The worst thing is that I still have the bamboo poem in my hand as the last line of defense!

In short, after thinking about it for a moment, I immediately understood that I was not particularly at a loss in this matter, and I had no immediate worries to speak of.

After thinking about this idea for a while in confusion, I finally made up my mind to "contract" this matter completely.

Then, I raised my head and said to Mrs. Gao's sister and brother, who were looking anxious: "I should do this exorcism business, you can rest assured! As long as we sign the contract, we will immediately remove the root of your hotel, and ensure that the medicine will be eliminated and will never recur!"

Speaking of which, in order to reassure a "patient" like Mrs. Gao, who is deeply suspicious, I decided to learn from the experience of the Exorcist Heavenly Troupe and blow it first.

As soon as I spoke, I pointed at Zhao Haipeng and boasted to Mrs. Gao: "Madam, look at my chef, he looks like a chef, but in fact he is still a chef, but he is not a chef who cooks for others!"

Listening to my tongue twisters, Mrs. Gao was immediately dumbfounded, and asked me while looking up and down Zhao Haipeng's dress and aura: "He's not a cook who cooks for people...... Is it a cook who cooks for ghosts?!"

The cook who cooks for the ghosts? Isn't she cursing?

In view of Mrs. Gao's irresponsible words, I spat out and smeared at the time: "Bah! Your chef is the cook who cooks for ghosts! Our old Zhao was born as an imperial chef and has a palace heritage of 600 years, and his family has been cooking for the palace since the life of his grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather, and they all cook for the true dragon emperor! The real dragon emperor, that is naturally not a human being! understand?"

After listening to my explanation, Mrs. Gao seemed to be even more confused.

She scratched her head, thought about it for a long time, and then asked me embarrassedly, "But, this cooking is good...... It has nothing to do with demon slaying and demon extermination, right?"

Mrs. Gao's question, in fact, Lao Tzu had already mentioned him, so I also answered her very neatly: "Why doesn't it matter? I tell you, the relationship is big! As for this relationship......

After thinking about it for a while, I raised my head and told Mrs. Gao: "Have you thought about it? How many unlucky ghosts die every year in the palace because of palace fighting? How many palace people and eunuchs commit suicide every year because they are not favored, so for hundreds of years, this palace is the most resentful place!"

After listening to my words, Mrs. Gao was self-taught, and immediately "suddenly realized": "I see......! The exorcism method in the palace!"

"That's right!" I stretched out my admiring thumbs and praised Mrs. Gao: "Mrs. Gao is very good at associating with Ha! It is precisely because of those things that my chef can temporarily suppress the yin qi in this restaurant.

After saying this, I quickly patted Zhao Haipeng on the shoulder and said, "...... Am I right?

When I spoke, in fact, the most depressed person was Zhao Haipeng. However, at this juncture, Lao Zhao will never be able to drop the chain for me.

After all, his current performance is related to the major decision-making issue of whether the hotel can get a free lease renewal contract in the next two years!

Seeing the pleading and expectation on my face, Zhao Haipeng sighed helplessly, finally nodded and spoke, and said to Mrs. Gao: "That's right, I will exorcise demons, give me a little time, I will think of a set of safe exorcism plans for you, to ensure that it is delicious and good-looking, the color is rich and crunchy, it is not fragrant and does not cost money, and it is ......."

Seeing that Zhao Haipeng was about to leak out of his pocket, I hurriedly asked him to stop, and then turned around and said a few big words to Mrs. Gao.

In this way, Mrs. Gao was blown by me for a while, and suddenly she was as happy as rising in the sky, and she agreed with me before leaving, and she would go to a lawyer with us tomorrow to sign an "exorcism agreement", as long as it was done, then the two-year free lease period of this shop was ours.

In the end, I happily saw Mrs. Gao and her siblings away, but when I returned to the hotel, I never thought that I would be the target of everyone's attention.

In the face of my expedient measures, Zhao Shuihe and Zhao Haipeng first "criticized and educated" me, telling me that there is no diamond diamond, don't do porcelain work, and now I should promise that this matter is simple, and if we can't make a result in retrospect, we will all go to court.

Facing Zhao Shuihe's worries, I shook my hand indifferently and said, "Even if you go to court, it's more appropriate than paying rent, right?" And the big disaster of Wu Demon Lao is enough for us to be busy, I don't want to provoke Mrs. Gao and let her come to our hotel all day long to yell and beg for money. ”

"But......" Zhao Shuihe still didn't relent: "How do you deal with the exorcism!

When I heard Zhao Shuihe ask about the plan, I instinctively twisted my head to Zhao Haipeng and said, "Brother Zhao, you have great powers, do you have any spells that can eradicate the ghosts in this room?"

Seeing me ask, Lao Zhao shook his head helplessly and resolutely: "No, if there is, will I still let you go to the Hui family to ask for a kitchen knife to suppress the evil spirit?" ”

As soon as Lao Zhao's words came out, I immediately slapped my thigh in anger and said: "That's good! Let's do it! Anyway, it's raining to beat the children, and I'm idle, taking advantage of the opportunity of this hotel expansion and renovation, dig out the six guys in the basement! Dispose of them!

My earth-shattering attack this time only brought everyone's stone to the sea. When everyone present heard my idea, they all turned their faces sideways and looked at me like monsters.