When I rested until noon, Zhao Haipeng handed me my mobile phone, and there was a brief news on it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

According to the news, a "neurotic" person has recently escaped from the city hospital and has injured a policeman, a reporter and a number of medical staff, so that citizens should take precautions, especially those near the city hospital......

The content of the news is actually what we experienced last night, and the picture also happens to be the bloody picture when I walked out of the hospital with Cai Okra and Zhao Haipeng covering my face and wounds......

"It's on the news again......" I shook my head slightly, and then said indifferently to Zhao Haipeng: "Let's ...... I have to teach this oil wolf a lesson...... Lesson!"

Zhao Haipeng naturally heard the meaning of my words, and then he smiled, endured the pain of the wound, and ran to the back kitchen to make the oil explode...... The conch shell went.

The dish made by Zhao Haipeng is actually just borrowing the shell of the conch to hold some of the evil yang food, the conch shell is hard and smooth, and the oil wolf is easy to swallow it whole, and when the time comes, the evil yang in the conch shell will weaken the yin qi on the oil wolf's body, and then reduce his ability.

Therefore, it is useless for him to ask for conch meat, and he must also leave the whole shell of the conch as a "container".

For this reason, Zhao Haipeng specially ordered more than three catties of "fragrant snails" from the material man Zhang, which spiraled into a spinning cone-shaped "snail" to make this "summer sheep".

When doing it, in order to take out the snail meat inside, Lao Zhao found a copper pot, boiled the snail in clean water, waited for a few minutes, took it out one by one, inserted a small eye in the tail of the screw cone with pliers, broke the "tail" of the snail, and then used tweezers and hook knife to take out all the snail meat that lost its tail at once, and so on, and made a complete snail shell the size of a dozen children's palms.

After rinsing with water, Zhao Haipeng rolled the snail shell inside and out with boiling mutton fat, and then stuffed the prepared "five spices" such as green onions, ginger, garlic, leeks, and coriander, etc., into the snail.

Lao Zhao said that these five spices are the most "evil yang" in the world, and in counting the animals and plants with heavy yang energy, you have to find ginseng, realgar, suoyang, blood dog or musk and other medicinal materials.

Zhao Haipeng said to me very confidently: "...... In the temple of the five internal organs, if you want to cure ghost diseases and don't want to hurt people, you often use the five xins to suppress the evil, as long as those yin and evil are tricked, there is no end to it. ”

As he spoke, Zhao Haipeng had already weighed the five xins in equal amounts, stuffed them into the conch shells, everything was in order, and blocked the front snail mouth and back buttocks with toothpicks and beeswax, and then tied them together with white cotton ropes.

Finally, he used white paste of mutton fat to cover the snails. It was made into a "sheep fat conch skewer".

Carrying the snail skewers, Zhao Haipeng handed it to me and said: "Okay, this is our 'summer sheep', as long as that beast eats this tonight, the world will be completely peaceful, but ......"

"I know!" Although embarrassed, I still realized it: "Isn't it just to let me take off my ‖ and pretend to be a sheep?" ”

My words made Zhao Shuihe and Cai Okra who were present smile dumbly.

Everything is ready, all that remains is to find the "oil wolf" who has escaped the reins, and then trick him into eating our "snail shell".

As for how to find the "oil wolf" from the city, Zhao Haipeng told us that there was no need to worry, he would use the "soul hook card" pointed out by his brother to attract the bastard.

As he spoke, Zhao Haipeng began to prepare the "eating spell" that was said to be able to seduce yin and evil.

First of all, Lao Zhao first asked Zhao Shuihe to make some hot bread with beef and mutton fillings, and then asked Reporter Cai to ask the Wang family for some Wang Ruifeng's clothes, shoes and socks through the relationship, and it was best to get hair.

In the end, Zhao instructed me separately: "Third child, I have to trouble you to find an immortal tablet for my brother." ”

"Tablet?" I was stunned, "no one is dead, what do you want that thing for?"

Zhao Haipeng pretended to shake his head mysteriously and said: "I want to write a word on the tablet, with that word, I can bring Wang Ruifeng back, you can find it, right?"

Hearing this, I nodded, and walked out a little reluctantly.

Zhao Haipeng said that it was easier said than done to find a tablet.

The tablet that thing, too Chinese characteristics, is not a tourist souvenir, and is not a necessity of life, so it is very difficult to do, I drove to the suburbs to ask a few shroud shops, but people said that kind of "high-end goods", at least one day in advance of the custom, there are no ready-made goods.

And I suddenly remembered someone—a man who lived next door to me.

Tong shopkeeper!

That old money fan, although his character is poor, but there are really a lot of things in the store, maybe he has something like an immortal tablet, go and see what he is talking about first.

Without stopping, I rushed back to Black Tiger Street and entered the "Auspicious Three Treasures Pavilion" of the old wealth fan.

At some point in the evening, the shopkeeper Tong was squinting with sleeved eyes, cleaning up the ancient money in the cabinet.

When we met, we didn't talk nonsense, and said straight to the shopkeeper Tong: "The shopkeeper, do you have a tablet?"

Shopkeeper Tong raised his eyebrows, obviously a little surprised by my request, but it is impossible for people to put money indisputably.

Therefore, he said, "Boss Huo, what tablet do you want? Buddhism, Taoism or Catholicism?"

"Whatever, get me one quickly!" I said impatiently.

"Oh, Boss Huo, you can't talk nonsense!" The shopkeeper Tong reached out to take the sign from the counter, and at the same time "educated" me: "This tablet is bought for me! Hurry up and spit ......."

After that, Tong shopkeeper tablet in hand, he hung his eternal heartache, as if someone wanted to cut his flesh face, holding his things and crying and bargaining with me.

Ya Tian shook her head shamelessly and said: "My tablet is from Huanghuali in Vietnam! I bought the car beads! It also has the name of the mountain god of Mantou Mountain in our city written on it......

Looking at the crying shopkeeper Tong, I was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and at the same time grabbed the tablet and gave him 200 yuan.

I yelled at him: "Don't talk nonsense with me, your Huanghuali brand is the same as the pattern of the 'noodle board' in my store? As for Mantou Mountain, the year before last, the developer was asked to blow up the community! The mountain is long gone!"

The shopkeeper Tong who was debunked by me was dumbfounded, I thought that Ya had run out of words, but I didn't expect it...... He still has something to say.

Unexpectedly, this old money fan changed his words, and actually said: "It turns out that Boss Huo's 'noodle board' is also Huanghuali's! Then you know the value of my tablet, can you add 50%?"

I swear, what I admire most in this life is Cai Okra's mouth and Tong's shopkeeper's face!

One is extremely underwhelming, and the other is extremely thick.

Although I was angry, I really didn't have time to care, and I didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so I simply gave him an extra fifty, a total of two hundred and five.

Picking up the sign, I ran back to the store and handed the tablet to Zhao Haipeng to see what he wanted to write on the tablet.

Zhao Haipeng took it in his hand, and did not hesitate because of the name of the mountain god written on it, he picked up the knife and rubbed it, and smeared all the engraved names of the gods, ghosts, and ghosts, and then under the gaze of me and Zhao Shuihe, he dipped the brush with "bull head blood" and wrote a big character. (To be continued.) )