Chapter 049: The Three Remnant Kings
Xiaobao's expression changed, hugged the little bean sprouts tightly, turned his head and said to Bird Dance, "Go and see!" The figure flickered and rushed forward.
Diexuan clenched his fists and stood at the bend of the mountain road with a frosty face. Next to her, Wei'er also looked at a big stone not far away with a wary expression.
Xiao Bao stood beside them and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Diexuan raised his head: "Look there, there are people!"
Xiaobao turned his head, and sure enough, he saw a cyan arc revealing from behind the big stone, like a human buttocks.
Wei'er shouted: "I saw you, I haven't come out yet, do you want us to hit you with a stone?"
With a heavy sigh, three figures flashed out of the big stone.
A man is sturdy, burly and powerful, with a full beard, but he looks a little awkward. He was dressed in a coarse linen robe, with his right arm exposed, his muscles solid, and his left arm hanging down in his sleeve, but it was swaying as if it had been broken.
The man next to him was a thin man, barely as tall as the bearded man, but he carried a large knife almost as long as him on his shoulder.
The person on the edge was extremely fat, and almost half of the entire mountain road was occupied by him alone, with a big belly, standing there like a mountain. What everyone saw just now turned out to be not the buttocks, but the belly of this person!
The bearded man said to the fat man in annoyance: "Did you say that you hid yourself, you had to huddle with us and be discovered?"
The fat man gave him a blank look, and said angrily, "No matter, take it as it is!" and stabbed the arm of the thin man in the middle.
Everyone was amazed, it turned out that when the fat man spoke, his lips did not move, his mouth was always closed, and the voice actually came from his stomach!
The thin man was touched by the fat man, woke up, stood forward with a big knife, and said to Xiaobao and everyone with his head held high: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree! Plant..."
This person is short in stature, but his momentum is full, and he is also majestic from a distance with a big knife, but a pair of eyes can only stare at within three feet in front of him, it turns out to be a cross-eyed!
The person next to him waited for a long time, but there was no follow-up, and he scolded angrily: "Er, you have forgotten the words again!" He walked to the front, crossed his waist with one hand, and continued: "If you want to live from now on, I will buy you road money!"
Xiaobao and the others looked at each other, and only after half a sound did they react, and they laughed out loud. The fat man was still stupidly pestle there like a boulder, but the thin man heard that something was wrong, and hurriedly turned his head to the bearded man and said, "Big brother, it's wrong!
Only then did the bearded man react, and hurriedly corrected: "Stay and buy money!" After speaking, he turned his head and shouted to the fat man: "This word is not good, and it is also tongue-twisting, and you have to change it when you go back!" The fat man looked ashamed.
Everyone saw that these three people had strange appearances and exaggerated postures, and they all smiled with their hands covering their stomachs, and they couldn't straighten their waists!
The beard and beard couldn't frighten people, but when they looked closely, they turned out to be a group of young people, who opened their mouths and shouted angrily: "Long has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and has never fought with children!
This shouting was not small, and the eardrums of all the girls were buzzing, and the little bean sprouts also frowned and covered their ears and said, "It's noisy!"
But he saw that the beard on his beard was shaken up by this shout, and he actually rose up from the roots, and flickered and flew in front of him.
The third girl was a little shocked, the internal strength of this beard should not be underestimated, and the sound alone could shake her beard away!
Unexpectedly, the bearded man waved his hand at everyone with a red face: "You guys wait for a while!" and then quickly turned around, grabbed the beard that only hung on his face on his right side and fiddled with it for a while, and then turned around after half a sound, and the beard continued to stick to his face, regaining his majestic appearance again!
But everyone understood that the man's beard was pasted!
"Hahaha!" Diexuan couldn't help it, she covered her stomach and laughed, Wei'er and Que Wu also covered their mouths and laughed, and the little bean sprouts clapped their hands and said with a smile: "You liar!
The bearded man blushed and shouted at everyone: "Don't laugh, rob! Long has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and he has always been in charge of killing and burying it! Don't mess around with you little dolls, hurry up and leave your money and run for your life!"
The fat man frowned, thinking that he was in a hurry, and he didn't even know how to speak ventriloquism, so he stood in front of the bearded man and pointed his fingers.
The bearded man was full of shame, sighed and said, "Third brother, I also know that they are just a bunch of children, but we have been hungry for a few days, and if we don't eat something, we will starve to death!"
Wei'er pouted and sneered: "Who are you, dare to fight our idea!"
When the thin man heard this, like a bearded man, he kept his hands on his waist, puffed up his chest and said to Xiaobao and the others: "We are the three remnant kings of heaven and earth!"
The thin man pointed at the bearded: "This is the eldest brother, the one-armed king!"
Then he pointed to the tip of his nose and said, "I am the two kings with six fingers!" Everyone looked at his right hand holding the knife, and sure enough, there were six fingers.
Finally, he pointed at the fat man and said, "He is the Three Kings of the Stone Tower." "When this fat man went to that station, he was really like a pagoda, motionless, and he really lived up to his name.
The thin man continued: "Knowing our name, are you afraid? Leave the gold and silver soft, roll down the mountain, and surround you from death!"
After the thin man finished speaking, as if to emphasize his tone, he put the long knife off his shoulder with one hand, and then plunged it into the ground, "poof", and the handle of the knife sank into the ground under his feet!
Everyone was in their hearts, this thin man seemed to be short, but he had great strength, and with this insertion, he inserted the long hilt into the soil under his feet!
You must know that although Rooster Mountain is a dirt mountain, this mountain road is a stone step and chiseled, this person put it in his hand, and let the handle of the knife crack the stone into it, and the kung fu can not be underestimated.
It's just that Diexuan's temper is the hottest, and he scolds with horizontal eyebrows: "Three little thieves, they dare to rob this girl! What kind of three kings do they call themselves, I think they are just three rats who don't know whether they are alive or dead!"
The thin man looked at Diexuan suspiciously, turned his head and shouted to the bearded man, "Big brother, she's a female!"
The beard stroked the beard on his face, and because he was afraid of falling off again, he quickly put down his hand halfway through.
Hearing the words of his brother and the thin man, his eyes rolled, and he looked at Diexuan and said: "Long has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and has never beaten a woman! ”
Die Xuan sneered: "What's wrong with a woman? If you have the ability, you can make a few moves, and my aunt and grandmother are afraid that you won't succeed!"
The thin man shook his head and said, "The eldest brother said that he would not beat women, so he would not beat them." Seeing that you are all yellow-mouthed children, grandpa will not embarrass you, leave the dry food and soft, go down the mountain!"
Die Xuan scolded angrily: "Don't be arrogant! If you want money, pass me first!"
The bearded man was also a little angry, and shouted at everyone: "Who said that we want money? We want meat! Long has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades and has killed countless people, and you are not afraid? If I don't give you some color to see, it is really impossible for our three brothers to be wasted!
When the fat man heard this, he immediately took a step forward. Everyone saw that he was fat and bulky, and that every step seemed to use all his strength, and they didn't feel that they were secretly working hard for him.
The fat man walked to the side of a big tree, the trunk was at least as thick as Xiaobao's waist, the fat man had one hand, he had hugged the trunk, and secretly exerted force, the big tree began to shake, and slowly rose!
Que Wu smiled and said to Xiaobao: "This fat man's strength is not small!" As soon as the words fell, he heard the fat man snort, and his body slammed down, and the big tree sank to the ground, which was more than a foot shorter!
Everyone was a little dumbfounded.
You must know that it is not difficult to pull up a tree, and anyone with a little strength can do it, but it is not possible to plant a tree in the soil with a little effort, because what stands in your way is the resistance of the earth!
This person's strength can compete with the earth, it is really unbelievable to watch the branches and leaves of the trees fall one after another, Diexuan also put away his heart of contempt for the enemy, and sincerely admired: "What a lot of strength!"
Suddenly, an object fell from the tree and hit the fat man's head, leaving several yellow and white fluids on his head.
But the fat man was not annoyed, he reached out and touched it, put it in his mouth and tasted it, and danced excitedly, and turned around to beckon the bearded man and the thin man to come over.
The thin man flew over and shouted, "There's a bird's egg to eat!" and he didn't feel dirty, and rubbed it on the fat man's face, put a lock of egg yolk in his mouth, and swallowed it.
Although the bearded man swallowed violently, he watched the two brothers eat and did not intervene.
The thin man carefully plucked the bird's nest from the fat man's head, and there were two intact bird eggs in it, and hurriedly handed it to the bearded man, saying, "Big brother, here you are!"
The bearded man shook his head: "Keep it for the third child, he has a lot of food!" The thin man answered, turned around and put the bird egg into the fat man's arms.
When Xiaobao and the others saw the scene in front of them, they couldn't help but be a little stunned.
These people are so hungry, and although these three people have different looks, they don't look like bad people, why did they fall here and become bandits?
When the bearded man saw that everyone was stunned, he remembered the task in front of him, and immediately said with a straight face: "Little hairy boy, what do you see! Quickly drop the silver taels, or you will be buried in the soil like this big tree!"
Diexuan originally looked at him pitiful and didn't want to be an enemy of him, but he couldn't get used to hearing their shouting and shouting, and sneered: "It's up to you, my aunt and grandmother don't care about it! What's the use of having a lot of strength? It's not like a coolie!"
When the bearded man heard this, he was furious: "Long has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, how can he be easily frightened by children! Don't force me to make a move, I will start a fire, and even I am afraid of myself!"
Diexuan giggled: "That's it, what's your name? One-armed king, right? Let's have a competition, if you win, we will leave you all the dried food and dried meat we have on our body, how about it?"
When the bearded man heard that he really had meat to eat, his eyes lit up, and he blurted out a promise: "Okay!"
Wei'er shouted at him, "But what if you lose?"
The bearded man snorted coldly: "There is no such possibility! How could my dignified one-armed king lose to some yellow-mouthed children!"
The thin man also shouted from behind: "If you beat us, let you cross the mountain." ”
Die Xuan snorted coldly: "That's so cheap! This mountain road is not your family's, my aunt and grandmother have thought about it, but they were stopped by you three thieves for no reason, so I want to teach you a lesson!"
The bearded man was furious: "If we lose, we will call you aunt and grandmother!
Die Xuan raised his eyebrows: "This is true!"
The bearded man shouted angrily: "Long has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and the most important thing is credit!