Chapter 68: Embarrassment and Distraction
"Why is this scene so familiar?" Su Bai said suddenly, and at the same time, his brows slowly furrowed, as if he was thinking about something.
The fat man pointed over there and said, "There are a lot of people over there, and they are a little familiar, what do you say?
"That's right, it's English. Yi Gu also said at this time, he is a high school teacher, and he is more sensitive to this aspect.
"I remember, I used to watch a black horror comedy, and we went from the first time we went to the convenience store to now we were rowing, and it was exactly the same way that movie went. ”
"Comedy horror movie?" the fat man immediately came to his senses, "So are we the protagonist or the supporting role?"
"In terms of the plot of that movie, what we're doing now is actually what the protagonists do, and then a bunch of supporting characters on the other side of the shore will find a way to kill us, and then they'll kill themselves in a daze, committing suicide by all sorts of serendipities, similar to the feeling of death coming. ”
"Does that mean we're not going to die, we're going to be fine? That's good...... Ahhh!!!hhhh
"Whoosh!"
The fat man was still talking excitedly, and suddenly let out a miserable scream, and a javelin completely made of wooden sticks pierced his arm directly, fortunately, the fat man had a lot of meat on his arm, but such a thin stick was inserted into his arm like this, and the sharp pain and sudden dangerous stimulation caught the fat man a little off guard.
At this time, Yi Gu immediately stretched out his hands, and an invisible wall of mental power stretched out, and then arrows and javelins made of wood kept coming, all of which smashed on the wall of Yi Gu's mental power.
"Where is this the treatment of the protagonist?"
The fat man wanted to cry without tears, he endured the pain, gritted his teeth, pulled out the small wooden stick on his arm, and then immediately tore his clothes, bandaged the wound, and the whole set of actions was done in one go.
Su Bai's hand was placed under the boat to support his body, and then, a moisture was sensed in his palm, and Su Bai's eyes widened suddenly:
"The boat is leaking, quick, dock!"
Yes, the house leak happened to rain overnight, and this small wooden boat, which originally felt that the quality was quite good, actually began to leak at this time.
However, before the three men on the boat could row the boat to the shore to land, a crash came from the bottom of the boat.
"Bang!"
The hull of the ship shook, and it actually began to split, obviously unable to support it.
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
Su Bai, Yi Gu and the fat man fell into the river together, the fat man and Yi Gu kept holding on, keeping most of their bodies still floating on the water, and Su Bai because of his position in the middle of the boat before, so when the boat cracked, it also cracked from Su Bai first, and Su Bai himself fell into the water head-down, but Su Bai's water nature is also good, and he will not drown in this situation.
The fat man's flashlight also slipped to the bottom of the river just now, Su Bai opened his eyes under the water, and then, he saw a scene that made his scalp tingle, at the bottom of the river, there were actually rows of people walking below, a walking corpse!
Among them, there was a man dressed in what looked like an old office uniform, his head was slightly raised, his face had completely rotted, only a skeleton of bones remained, but he still wore a pair of glasses on his face, and his eye sockets were silver, reflecting the light in the light of a flashlight.
Although the other party was expressionless, Su Bai could sense that the other party was laughing.
Immediately after, the other party slowly rose up and swam directly towards Su Bai.
Below, more and more corpses began to slowly float upward, and at the same time, their hands and feet kept shaking aimlessly, like a shark that smelled blood, and began to run towards its prey.
Su Bai immediately floated up, his head came out of the water, and before he could speak, an arrow shot over, it was inconvenient to move in the water, Su Bai didn't dodge, this arrow shot directly on his shoulder, and the force brought Su Bai's body to shake again, and the whole person turned over on the water.
At this time, a hand suddenly grabbed Su Bai's shoulder, which was grabbed from above, and the corpse that was floating below was still a certain distance from this side.
"Poof......
Su Bai surfaced again and spat out a mouthful of water.
The fat man grabbed Su Bai with one hand and asked, "Are you okay?"
"It's okay, ...... below"
"Whoosh !!"
The sharpened sticks and arrows continued to shoot non-stop, and it became more and more difficult for Yi Gu to resist, because the arrows were coming from an irregular direction, and it was difficult for him to take care of them all.
"Come ashore, we can't stay in the water any longer, those people are getting closer and closer to us, and we're at a loss in the water!" shouted Yi Gu.
"Underneath the water, lots of walking corpses, lots and lots of them, they're coming. Su Bai finally told what he had discovered at this time.
"What!"
The fat man and Yi Gu were shocked, and together they put their faces under the water, although the light from the fat man's flashlight was getting weaker and weaker at this time, but fortunately, he could still see clearly, and there were indeed figures approaching here.
", what's going on, there are people on the shore, there are ghosts under the water, Ah Bai, that's how the plot of the movie plays?"
Su Bai shook his head with a wry smile, "How can we have the good luck of the protagonist, and the group of people on the other side are not the ones with touching IQ." ”
Yi Gu roared, and his eyes began to be congested, obviously, he was planning to forcibly stimulate his physical potential:
"Brothers, I may faint later, rely on you, don't push me away after making love and say it's too hot!"
"............" fat man.
"............" Su Bai.
Yi Gu let out a loud shout, grabbed Su Bai and the fat man's shoulders with both hands, and then the three of them began to glide backwards quickly, so fast that the voices of those people on the shore gradually became inaudible.
He dragged the three of them back to the edge of the small pier together, and finally spit out a mouthful of blood, then looked at the fat man and Su Bai heavily, and finally fainted.
The fat man was injured, and Su Bai was responsible for dragging Yi Gu out of the water and carrying it on his back.
"Can you still live in this wooden house?" the fat man said with some worries, "Let's count me half injured now, I fainted directly after taking care of it, and I lost half of my combat power, continue to live in the wooden house, and those people will find this place sooner or later." ”
"It's not even a day after the plot has passed, and we're leaving the cabin like this, which is a violation of the plot. Su Bai said, "Fatty, you are responsible for taking care of it, and I will go over there and try to lure those people away as much as possible, so that they will not come to us, and at least give you a little time to breathe." ”
"Damn, that's too dangerous. ”
Su Bai smiled and pulled out the wooden arrow on his shoulder.
"They are these weapons, the killing effect on me is not very obvious, I can withstand it, you can't. Su Bai took out a kitchen knife that the fat man bought from the convenience store from the fat man's trouser pocket, "Go back." ”
"Yes, yes, you take care of your own safety. ”
After Su Bai reflexively ran into the forest, the fat man also carried Yigu on his shoulders and walked into the cabin.
Putting Yigu on the chair by the fire, Yigu staggered to his feet:
"You damn fat man is not gentle at all. ”
The fat man was not the slightest surprised that Yigu woke up like this, but said:
"Shall we do this?"
"Hehe, let him go, it's also to protect him, otherwise the spoils will be unevenly distributed at that time, and you and I will throw rat traps at each other, and then where can I accommodate his share? But he is also quite good, and he also knows that he will go out to stop those people, and it will save you from making this suggestion again. ”
"If it weren't for Lychee leaving, I wouldn't have robbed him of his share. The fat man shrugged his shoulders and said, "What the brothers found together, they naturally have to share together." ”
"Nonsense, if Lychee doesn't leave, I won't do this, but who let Lychee leave temporarily, at least half a year, half a year, enough things have happened, we can't be a nanny for half a year, what is he, is he worthy?"
"I can't say that, he is also a very good listener. ”
"What is important here is a kind of absolute strength, if you don't have strength, it's a fart!" Yi Gu stood opposite the stove, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, I don't know how long that kid can last, but with his vampire physique, he should be able to stop them for a while, you are a Taoist inheritance, you should be able to open the formation here, you say, I'll move the furniture position, let's be faster." ”
The fat man nodded, and began to direct the movement of the furniture, and when the last chandelier moved to its position, the flame in the furnace was extinguished instantly, and then the wall behind it shrank down, revealing a dark space.
"Walk, let's see. Yigu patted the fat man on the shoulder.
The fat man was stunned, sighed, and bent down with Yi Gu to burrow into the fireplace.
............
On a dirt slope outside the cabin, Su Bai sat alone on a wooden stake, holding a cigarette in his hand but not lighting it, and the kitchen knife was stuck in the muddy ground in front of him.
In his sight, in the candle-lit wooden house, there were two figures moving through the window, and two shadows were moving.
There is a thing called innocence, but at the same time there is another thing called reality, which Su Bai understands.
At this time, Su Bai sensed the sound of a suo from the woods behind him;
Su Bai smiled and pulled out the kitchen knife.