Chapter 049: Undercover is hard
Although the Jade Emperor is more than 100 million years older than Chang'e, and even his eldest daughter Swan and second daughter Tianrong are older than Chang'e, but because he and Chang'e are brother-in-law and sister-in-law after all, sometimes he is forced by Chang'e, and he will make some jokes with Chang'e for the disrespect of the old, anyway, he is the same as his old father-in-law, and he also has no way to take Chang'e.
Objectively speaking, Yao Chi is still quite capable of giving birth, because as of now, in order to give birth to a baby son, she has given birth to seven daughters for the Jade Emperor, if it weren't for the serious gynecological disease when she gave birth to the seventh daughter, then she would definitely have to continue to give birth, and like her and the Jade Emperor, it is the case of having seven daughters, which is really rare in Heavenly Court.
If you want to talk about the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor and Yaochi, it should really be written about, because they are not only all like flowers and jade, and they are all dressed in thousands of manners, but also because they always like to wear seven different colors of clothing, so although their official names are Tianshou, Swan, Tianrong, Tianchang, Tianxian, Tianqing and Tianyu, but as said in "Journey to the West", their seven sisters are often called red-clothed fairies, Tsing Yi fairies, plain-clothed fairies, soap-clothed fairies, purple-clothed fairies, The fairy in yellow and the fairy in green.
Because the Jade Emperor loves his seven daughters very much, especially the second daughter Swan and the third daughter Tianrong, and Chang'e is about the same age as Swan and Tianrong, so in his subconscious, he sometimes regards Chang'e as his daughter, for example, now that he is forced by Chang'e, he immediately jokes with Chang'e.
The Jade Emperor joked like this, "Hey, pull it down, little hoof, although changing the heavens and the earth does mean transforming society and nature, but if you really think like that, then you are simply tossing around, and we are just asking you to transform human beings, who made you change even our heavens?"
Chang'e didn't argue anymore this time, but scratched her head vigorously, "Then, what should be the name of our working group, so that it can have momentum and not be old----fashioned?"
Yao Ji had already opened her mouth with a smile at this time, "Hey, Master, Jade Emperor, Master, otherwise our working group will be called the Heavenly Relief Working Group, and our poverty alleviation plan will be called the Heavenly Relief Program, right?
The Jade Emperor couldn't help but exclaim excitedly, "Ouch, good my Yaoji, isn't this name you gave is okay, I think it's just too good, according to me, this is much stronger than the one that E'e gave --- the world."
Because Guanyin still wanted to play the Jade Emperor, she coughed twice again.
The Jade Emperor hurriedly looked at Guanyin again, "Dad, you, do you think this name is not good?"
Guanyin laughed happily again, "Oh, no, in fact, I won't tell you, my father also thinks this name is very good! But, son, you will remember it for your father in the future, you can praise anyone no matter how you want, but you must not deliberately belittle anyone in order to praise anyone, according to what your father said, your little sister-in-law is actually very powerful!"
The Jade Emperor couldn't help but nod his head with a smile, "Mmmm, Dad, you're talking about it!"
Chang'e immediately stretched out her thumb to Guanyin, "Amazing, amazing, master, it seems that ginger is still old and spicy!"
Now it's clear to talk about the Queen Mother Yaochi.
Although Yaochi is only Chang'e's sister, and she is sometimes quite annoying to Chang'e, but because she is tens of millions of years older than Chang'e after all, in her heart, she sometimes regards Chang'e as her daughter. And now, because Chang'e wants to go to the world where Chang'e is extremely poor and backward, she doesn't even have to wear a beautiful dress, and she can't eat a hot meal to help the poor, her rolling trend of motherly love has suddenly surged, so whether it is public or private, she hurriedly prepared a farewell banquet for Chang'e and Yaoji.
Although the scale of the farewell banquet held by Yaochi is far less than the annual peach banquet, its specifications are obviously higher than the peach banquet, and because this luncheon is for Chang'e and Yaoji after all, the gods who came to participate in the luncheon also brought gifts to Chang'e and Yaoji.
Bixia Yuanjun is the sister of the Jade Emperor, and she was originally invited to participate in the farewell banquet, but because of her slight health, she couldn't come, so she sent her disciple, that is, Zixia Fairy, to Chang'e and Yaoji to send a beauty pill (of course, there is also a copy of the queen mother), and because this beauty pill is made of the rain and dew on the Bixia Peak of Mount Tai in the heavenly court, the beauty effect is particularly good, so the goddess likes it very much.
Zixia Fairy is the best friend of the Jade Rabbit Fairy, and the relationship between the two is so good, basically like Chang'e and Yaoji, so she not only sent the Yangyan Pill directly to the Moon Palace, but also when she finally saw the Jade Rabbit Fairy, because Chang'e had already left in advance, she later entrusted the Moon Palace Guard to send the Yangyan Dan to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
There are many things that can't be too many links, and if there are too many links, something may go wrong.
This is the case, for example.
As soon as he got the Nourishing Pill now, he immediately burst into joy, because as the eldest son of the Emperor of Hades, he did not just come to guard the Moon Palace for Heavenly Court, but came to Heavenly Court to go undercover, if he was lucky enough to get the two-moon light treasure box in the Moon Palace, then his Hades family could directly confront Heavenly Court.
And now, what the stubborn thing to do most is to let Chang'e stay in the world for a while, and it is best to let Chang'e never come back, because only in this way can he have time to get the two-month light treasure box, otherwise Chang'e will be watching every day, so I really don't know how long he will have to go undercover?
And in fact, being an undercover agent is really hard.
In view of this, as soon as he got Bixia Yuanjun's beauty pill, he immediately changed the package of this green beauty pill and replaced it with the Seven Feelings Pill, anyway, these two pills look similar. Of course, the stubbornness only changed the two copies of the beauty pill, but left the other one true beauty pill to the queen mother, otherwise once the queen mother found out that the beauty pill was fake, it was actually the Seven Feelings Pill, then wouldn't his stubbornness be self-defeating and find death? Could the god who came to be an undercover agent be stupid like this?
Stubbornness is obviously not a good thing, because as soon as he changes the beauty pill to the seven love pills now, he immediately imagines what Chang'e will do next, it is estimated that Chang'e at that time should be like a white fox, not only is the whole body red, but also the kind of sweaty and horny appearance, if Chang'e is infatuated with male and female love, then how can Chang'e want to come back as soon as possible?
The more he thought about it, the more proud he became, and he couldn't help muttering to himself, "Chang'e, Chang'e, you little slut, just enjoy it, huh?"