Woohoo, 47 points, anyone who can play basketball understands what this point difference means. Even a rabble of rabble is no more than that of the pros.

In fact, it's just a sport of slapping the ball, and it has nothing to do with the national economy and people's livelihood. But then the old man broke out some complaints, and the Chinese Basketball Association immediately became like a big enemy, and he sealed his mouth and came out to explain and avoid rumors, and angrily denounced the foreign old man for talking nonsense, as if the English sentence pattern broke out from that mouth is a state secret, which can trigger a nuclear war at any time and make the 1.2 billion Chinese whine.

A wonderful article by Mr. Bai Yang can be used as a wonderful commentary on this matter, and it is up to the officials to see:

Patient: I'm getting married next month, and you want to be my guest at a big feast. What are the results of my lab tests?

Doctor: I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm going to report you bad news, the results of the lab tests are here, I'm afraid it's stage 3 lung disease, the first one is cough......

Patient: Strange, you said I was coughing, you didn't have a cough just now, why wasn't it a lung disease?

Doctor: My cough is different from yours.

Patient: What's the difference? You're rich, educated, you've been to college, you've drunk the water of the Amazon River, you're of superior blood, aren't you?

Doctor: I can't say that, I still have a fever in the middle of the night......

Patient: You can't say that, how can you call your heart as you want? I have a fever in the middle of the night, and the electric fan in my house can burn my hands and bubble up in the middle of the night, does it have stage III lung disease?

Doctor (aggrieved explanation): Vomiting blood is also one of the symptoms.

Patient: There is a dentist next door to my house, and everyone who goes to see the dentist is vomited blood from him, so they all have stage 3 lung disease!

Doctor: Of course it's not, it's a combination of ......

Patient: Okay, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if it is lung disease, and it is stage 7 or 8 lung disease, what does it matter? It is worth shouting at you! Foreigners still have lung disease? Why do you just point to your nose and say me? I will get married next month, who knows, can't you say something encouraging, why do you want to hit me? What grudge do I have with you? What kind of enmity do you have? You want to break us up?

Doctor: You misunderstood me, I just said......

Patient: I don't misunderstand at all, I can see through your heart at a glance, you lost your mother at a young age, you have no family warmth, and you are middle-aged and imprisoned for rape and murder for money, and you are full of hatred for fair legal sanctions, so you can't see the happiness of others, and you can't see the glory of the country and the nation.

Doctor: We should be on the merits......

Patient: I'm talking about the facts, and I'm telling you frankly, how you did it when you killed people in the first place, and how the old lady was kind to you.

Doctor (a little panicked): The diagnosis is based on your blood and saliva, and I'm not speaking out of thin air.

Patient: Of course you didn't speak out of thin air, just like your knife wouldn't have been stuck in the old lady's chest. You have insulted enough progressive patriots, and you don't feel ashamed that you hate your fellow citizens with all your heart, saying that they all have stage 3 lung disease?

Doctor: Brother, I just love you and hope you recover soon, so I bluntly reminded you that there is no malicious intent.

Patient (sneering and coughing): You are a bloody executioner, and patriots with a conscience will unite to stop you from committing the murder of the Motherland under the cover of "love".

Doctor: I used all the test reports, like saliva, which were tests from Tianzhu University......

Patient: You nasty embryo and cheap bone who has lost national self-esteem, I solemnly warn you, you will have to pay the price of worshipping foreigners.

Doctor (bold): Don't ramble, don't dodge, don't use the smell of fighting instead of reasoning, what does my past have to do with the subject? Our theme is: Do you have lung disease?

Patient: Look at your "ugly Chinese" appearance, with such a loud voice, from your historical background, you can see your vicious heart, how can you say that it doesn't matter? China is bad at the hands of people like you, so that foreigners think that the Chinese have all suffered from stage III lung disease, and therefore look down on us. For the number one traitor like you, who eats inside and out, God can't tolerate it! Jinyiwei (coughing hard), take it!

Of course, it doesn't have to be won by Jinyiwei (Mr. Bai Yang was taken down once), sometimes it is a random stick, sometimes it is verbal criticism.

In the tide of verbal and written criticism against the old man this time, some guys even jumped out and shouted: What is 47 points? I have lost more than 60 points before. (Xiao He's note: Losing to Mengsan, there is nothing to say.) What are you yelling at, old man, not because you're a foreign teacher......

Back then, when Aixin Jueluo's friends were beaten to the ground, the dogs jumped, and the head of the rat scurried, he also boasted that the **** Shangbang Er was a barbarian, and his heroic spirit suddenly reappeared. Nowadays, the petty officials of the first four grades also have the imperial spirit of the past, which makes people have to sigh that the progress of the times and the construction of spiritual civilization have been successful, and they shiver a little.

(Don't blame Xiao He for not doing my job, but this matter is not endless, and the chest is depressed, hindering the code word.) And a long copy in the middle is Mr. Bai Yang's masterpiece. ）