Pressed to the ground by Erbai's two front paws, the bald starling kept rolling, as if he had endured great pain.

"Meow~ (deserved, this is the fate of daring to rob the second white adult and dried fish!)"

trampled the bald starling under him, and the two white faces were arrogant.

"Stupid cat, you don't pay attention to it, you poisoned the bird!"

The bald starling's body churned for a while, and he made a bloody and tearful accusation against Erbai.

"Meow?"

Listening to the words of the bald starling, Erbai's face was confused, and his face instantly changed into an emoji.

Poisoned?

This kind of high-tech thing, Lord Erbai hasn't learned it yet!

It wanted to explain, but as a fearless tsundere cat who was not afraid except to be coquettish and cute in front of his master, Lord Erbai didn't bother to explain these misunderstandings.

Poison is poison!

Although the proud cat disdains to poison his opponent, it would be a great thing if the bald bird could poison himself and stop coming to snatch its dried fish in the future.

trampling the bald starling under his feet, Erbai looked up with his little face, looking like a winner, waiting for the bald starling to poison himself.

Well, in view of the fact that this bird doesn't know the reason for the poison, the Erbai who has a habit of cleanliness will not bite it, lest he be poisoned again.

It's just that Erbai stepped on the bald starling, but he didn't notice that over time, the starling's eyes were red.

"Stupid cat, get out of the way!"

The bald starling whispered to Er Bai in an extremely depressed tone.

"Meow~ (Bald bird, Erbai-sama does not accept threats!)"

Erbai looked proud.

"Hurry up, I can't help it!"

If it weren't for the lack of strength from a stomachache, the bald bird would have wanted to slap this stupid cat out of the air.

"Meow?"

The second white turned into a black question mark face, and he didn't understand the meaning of the bald bird's words.

"Flash...... It's too late. ”

Starling's face changed, and the next moment, a foul smell came to his nose, making Erbai, who had a habit of cleanliness, jump out a few meters away in an instant.

"Bald bird, you actually in public disgusting Lord Erbai, Lord Erbai wants to throw you into the fish tank to feed the fish!"

Erbai, who thinks he has been pitted by a bald bird, is angry.

Erbai in the midst of anger...... The same did not take a step forward.

After all, it's a cleanliness cat, how can it stand the smell of the bald bird that defecates everywhere.

"Whew!"

After the solution, the bald bird felt a lot more comfortable, flapping its wings and trying to fly.

"Stupid cat, dare to pit the bird, you wait, the bird will come back next time and compete with you!"

As he spoke, the bald bird prepared to fly out through the hole in the window.

"Meow!"

Seeing that the bald bird wanted to escape, Erbai roared, bent down, and chased after the bald bird with a jump.

It's just that as soon as he jumped up, there was a cramping pain in his abdomen, and Erbai fell to the ground with a 'poof'.

Seeing Erbai's expression the same as before, the bald bird was not in a hurry to run away, flapping its wings and laughing at Erbai by the window.

"Haha, stupid cat, so you don't know...... It turns out that you are also calculated!"

When a person is having a bad time, he is often depressed, and when he knows that the person he hates is worse than his own life, Ah Q has a mental attack, and people's mood often improves instantly.

The bald starling's performance at this time just proves this theorem.

It's just that when he proved this theorem, he forgot another theorem: happiness begets sorrow!

Happiness and sorrow are an idiom left by the ancestors that can stand the test of time.

Therefore, when he got carried away, the starling forgot that he was going to escape.

The next moment, the colic pain in the abdomen came again, and the bald starling 'crashed' from the air again.

Boom!

A not-so-heavy landing sound sounded, and the bald starling fell to the ground again, rolling incessantly.

On the ground, Erbai and the bald bird were rolling around with their stomachs covered.

It's just that, compared to the bald starling's open defecation, Erbai reluctantly jumped onto the garbage basket before he couldn't help it.

After solving it once, there was no improvement, and every cat and bird fell to the ground and rolled, enduring the pain of eating spoiled dried fish and eating a bad stomach.

"Yo, are you busy?"

Just when a cat and a bird were busy rolling, a tall figure appeared at the door of the kitchen.

Well, compared to cats and birds, Lin Tian of 185 can definitely be called 'tall'.

"Meow~(Lin Tian!)"

Seeing Lin Tian, Erbai's eyes instantly showed surprise, as if he had seen a savior.

"Yo, what's wrong? Eat a bad stomach? Why are there still guests?"

Hearing Erbai's shout, Lin Tian asked knowingly.

"Meow~ (Lin Tian, if you are like this, you will lose your Erbai!)"

Seeing Lin Tian gloating, Erbai's words were full of resentment.

"Hey, you yourself are disobedient and eat bad stomach, and you still complain about me?"

Lin Tian didn't move at his feet, and he didn't mean to help Erbai at all.

And the starling was just rolling on the ground, and he couldn't even make a sound.

"Meow~(Lin Tian~)"

As if he understood something, Erbai's tone changed instantly.

"Huh?"

"Meow~Meow~ (Lin Tian, Erbai is the cutestest, cutestest, and most well-behaved pet in the world, right?)"

"Hmm......" Lin Tian held his chin and thought with a face.

"Meow~"

There is no meaningful barking, and Erbai learns the expression of a certain cat he saw from the cartoon when he was cute.

"Well, it's really cute. ”

Lin Tian nodded.

"Meow~"

Erbai screamed again, a pair of cat's eyes with mist.

"Well, it's pretty cute, too. ”

"Meow~Meow~"

Erbai rolled left and then on the ground, and his little body rolled back and forth, looking pleasing to his master.

"Well, it's good enough. ”

"Meow~ (Then, can you bear to lose your cute, well-behaved, and cute pet cat?)"

I have to say that since following Lin Tian, Erbai's IQ has increased every day, and he has learned to be coquettish and cute.

Seeing Erbai endure the colic pain in his abdomen and make himself coquettish, Lin Tian shook his head and smiled, and reached out to point at Erbai.

A holy white light fell, and in an instant, Erbai felt that his stomach no longer hurt, and his strength had recovered.

"Gah?"

Seeing Erbai jumping up from the ground, the bald birds that were still rolling on the ground forgot the pain in their stomachs, and looked at Erbai with a confused face.

The cloudy bird's eyes were full of confusion, as if asking again: Why are you okay if you also eat a bad stomach?

"Meow~"

Looking at the bald bird's bewildered expression, Erbai jumped to Lin Tian's feet and rubbed Lin Tian's trouser legs, with a smug expression.

Stupid bald bird, Lord Erbai is leaning on his back, but he is the invincible master of the human world!

"Let's talk about it, how are you going to pay for making my family like this?"

The healing technique and the purification technique were used at the same time, cleaning up the starling, and Lin Tian grabbed the bald bird in his hand.

"Gah?"

The bald starling looked at Lin Tian with puzzled eyes again, as if he didn't understand what he was talking about.

"Heh......"

Lin Tian chuckled, and was about to say something when there was a sudden knock on the door outside.

"Who?"

Listening to the knock on the door, he went through the people who knew him and didn't like to ring the doorbell in his mind, and he didn't need to probe out his senses, Lin Tian already had the answer in his mind.

Sure enough, the next moment, the other party's answer confirmed Lin Tian's guess.

"I, little black downstairs. ”

ps: The third update is sent.

Regarding the content of the text and the book review, this is the last PS.

In book reviews, there are always people who say that they will abandon the book no matter how they write, some people say that they will abandon the book if they don't write how to write, and some people even say that they will abandon the book if they don't change it.

I want to ask: Who are you scaring with abandoned books?

The author just writes the story he thinks about, and writes it to people who are willing to read it and feel that it is the right taste, nothing more.

If you feel that the taste is not right, you can find the right taste to read, there is always a suitable one for you, and there is always one suitable for me, and my book is also written for them.

As for those who ask the author at every turn, and abandon the book if they don't write according to their own requirements, please go and find an author who can write and change according to your arrangement, and let him write it for you.

If writing a book is still constrained, and the plot you think about has to be written according to other people's requirements, I don't know what it will be, but at least I know that it is definitely not my book.

I write mine, follow my script, and I don't change the plot to disgust readers who are willing to support me in writing this way in order to cater to someone who doesn't like me to write this way.

Especially those who chase books and shout that they will abandon books no matter what, it is necessary to say that your side, whether you spend money to read it or not, in the end the money will not reach me. So, in this way, what qualifications do you have to ask me to change the plot in order to cater to your taste, and the readers who are willing to support me on the main site and regular channels?

At this point, there is a bit of nonsense, but there are some words that are not said and will affect your emotions in your heart, and bringing them to the book will also make your readers feel depressed, so I will say a few more words.

Finally, the point: Look at Erbai's performance of splashing and selling cuteness, smash the recommendation vote to encourage it.