Chapter 047: Guanyin is a father
If the Buddha can really be called the head of the "Five Uniques", because just when Guanyin pulled Nuwa and was about to fly to the Wa Palace, he suddenly slapped the Wa Palace with both palms, and the result was that in just an instant, the Wa Palace, which was already shattered and even crumbling, immediately returned to its original state, and because the Bodhi Ancestor also blew a breath towards the Wa Palace at this time, the dust that was still flying around was all immediately "returned to its place".
And this is exactly what we call in the world, "dust to dust, dust to earth".
Yaoji is very well-behaved, as soon as she saw that Guanyin had brought Nuwa back to the Wa Palace, she hurriedly brought Nuwa a glass of water, and in the process, she also looked at Guanyin who had become Yuan Shi Tianzun with curiosity, "Come, master, drink some water!"
Nuwa took the cup and took a big sip.
Yao Ji also asked softly again, "Hey, master, he, who is he?"
Nuwa hurriedly replied, "Oh, apprentice, he is your master, hurry up and meet your master!"
Yao Ji also hurriedly gave Guanyin a big gift, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice grandson!"
"Well, well, get up quickly!" After Guanyin exchanged a few more polite words to Yaoji, she quickly withdrew the other subordinates present, leaving only Yaoji, "Okay, Nuwa, there is no external god here now, only the teacher and your apprentice, so if you have any troubles now, you can quickly tell the teacher!"
Nuwa obviously wanted to vomit as soon as possible, and she immediately whimpered, "Master, master---"
Guanyin hurriedly patted Nuwa on the shoulder again, "Say it, say it, Nuwa, in fact, the teacher has long known that you have become ill, so you can say it quickly, and it will be fine if you say it!"
Nuwa then poured out intermittently, "Yes, that's the case, master, don't tell you the old man, for so many years, the apprentice has always been proud of his original creation of human beings and biochemical everything in the world, but in fact, because the apprentice was too eager to succeed, and the apprentice wanted to win the senior brother, so the apprentice did not create a good human being, woo woo woo woo --- "
Guanyin also patted Nuwa's shoulder again, "Say, say, Nuwa, in fact, the teacher knows that you are very bitter in your heart, so you can tell all your hardships now!"
Nuwa further confided, "Do you know, master, in fact, people are really unorthodox now, not to mention that they are really poor now, they don't even have to wear the simplest clothes, and because of the low productivity, the means of production are very scarce, etc., so until now, they are still living in groups, and this just messes up the ethics of our heavenly court, woo woo woo woo --- "
In this way, Guanyin couldn't help but let out a long sigh, "Alas, Nuwa, Nuwa, in fact, you really don't need to blame yourself for this kind of thing, human beings are human beings, how can they be compared with our immortals? Maybe in a few hundred thousand or millions of years, when their living standards are slowly improved, they can still follow the ethics and morality of our Heavenly Court!"
Nuwa still blamed herself deeply, "Alas, good master, since I caused this disaster myself, how can I wait for hundreds of thousands of years, or even millions of years? Ugly phenomena such as sisters co-husbandry, and even the kind of bad root chaos such as father not father, son not son, mother not mother, daughter not daughter, Weng not Weng, daughter-in-law and other inferior sexual chaos are common, so sometimes I even think ---"
When Nuwa said this in one breath, her eyes showed the fierce light of neurosis again.
Guanyin couldn't help but be a little scared, she hurriedly asked cautiously, "Then, disciple, then tell the teacher, what do you even want to do sometimes?"
Nuwa was obviously desperately restraining herself again, "Yes, yes, that's the case, master, don't tell you the old man, sometimes I even think, since this disaster is caused by me, and since I can't make them truly civilized, then I might as well do nothing, and just destroy it completely---"
Yao Ji immediately cried out in shock, "Ah, you, you, you're going to destroy the earth?"
Guanyin was also frightened, because even her hairs were standing on end now, but fortunately, her reaction was very fast, so she immediately gave Nuwa a counter violence with violence, "No, Nuwa, you listen to me, you dare to destroy human beings and the earth, I have to abolish you immediately---"
Nuwa whispered in panic again, "Master, master---"
Guanyin was already a little messy at this time, so she sighed bitterly again, and she couldn't help but caress Nuwa's head, "Alas, my good Nuwa, in fact, in fact, you really don't have to be so obsessed with those dirty things in the world, because up to now, you have contributed to the human race and our heavenly court after all! As for the inferior root problems you mentioned, suddenly you really want to improve them, or even completely cure them, it is not impossible---
Guanyin said as she wiped away her tears for Nuwa.
Nuwa couldn't help but be confused, "Master, master, ---"
Yaoji obviously also felt that the master and apprentice could not be so affectionate, so she hurriedly "coughed up".
Guanyin realized that she had lost her temper, so she quickly let go of Nuwa, and quickly sat up, " Oh, this is the case, Nuwa, in fact, it is not difficult to change the human race, for example, as long as our Heavenly Court can send a few more working groups to the human race: one is to help them get rid of poverty and become rich from the material level, so that they can truly have enough food and clothing, and the other is to help them brainwash them from the spiritual level, so that they can be civilized, polite, disciplined, orderly, and moral, so that it won't be long before they naturally don't do those dirty things anymore, right?"
Nuwa was immediately overjoyed, and she nodded her head suddenly, "Uh-huh, master, what you said is so right, why did you say that I never thought of such a good way?
Guanyin hurriedly pressed Nuwa again, "Hey, look at you, Nuwa, not to mention that you are still sick now, even if your body is fine now, then we can't kill chickens and use cattle slaughtering knives, right?"
Nuwa couldn't help but laugh, "That's, that's okay---"
Guanyin is also naughty now, she immediately shouted out the door, "Hey, Haotian, you should come in for your father---"