Ma Xiaozhen walked on the path of Zhaojiagou in despair.

He had already searched around, but he still hadn't found the whereabouts of Xuanhuang Ancestor.

Not long ago, Ma Xiaozhen was just an ordinary funny young man in Xiamen Huaguo, with no illustrious background, no prosperous beauty, no fragrant cars and BMWs, and no beauties crying and shouting to give birth to a child for him.

Every night, only the love and action artist teachers of both virtue and art and the soft and silky breeze toilet paper accompany Ma Xiaozhen and spend a lonely and turbulent otaku life.

Later, Xuanhuang Ancestor appeared.

The Jiuyi Tianzun pressure cooker he brought, although it often refines some strange and strange props, it also brings incredible magical power to Ma Xiaozhen.

It was this guy who was crazy like an Alzheimer's patient who completely changed Ma Xiaozhen's fate.

Am I being too bad for him?

Such a thought popped up in Ma Xiaozhen's mind.

Ever since Xuanhuang Ancestor came to his side, he didn't seem to have given even a little respect to this three-thousand-year-old cultivator, and he had never let him enjoy half a day's blessings.

I gave him instant noodles, wore 10 yuan children's clothes from Liu Fatzi's 10-yuan shop, and often pinched his neck, knocked him on the back of the head, and asked him to call himself Dad......

But open-minded like him, he never cared, and he never cared about himself.

Xuanhuang Ancestor, he doesn't have a little shelf, he doesn't look like a senior master at all, but like the most cordial friend around him, accompanying Ma Xiaozhen to grow up and transform......

High wind and bright festival, humility like a valley......

Perhaps, this is the real grandmaster.

Xuanhuang Ancestor, did he disappear like this?

Was it taken away by wild dogs, or was it taken away by human traffickers?

In order to travel to this world, he has exhausted three thousand years of Dao cultivation, and even turned back into the body of a three-year-old child.

Thinking of this, Ma Xiaozhen's heart became more and more gloomy, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help but moisten.

Xuanhuang Ancestor, if I can see you again, I will definitely treat you well in the future.

Ma Xiaozhen was full of tears, and silently made a grand oath in his heart.

Suddenly, a pair of voices came from nowhere and drifted into Ma Xiaozhen's ears.

"Will you leave me?"

"Don't worry, you're so good to me, how can I be willing to leave you?"

"That'...... If someone was better to you than me, you wouldn't leave me. ”

"How can anyone in this world be better to me than you?"

"I just want you to answer me head-on, won't you......"

Ma Xiaozhen was immersed in the remembrance of Xuanhuang Ancestor, listening to these affectionate love words, his heart was irritable.

Damn, where did a pair of dogs and men come from.

Be serious, my brother is reminiscing about his ancestors!

"Okay, okay, I'll answer you head-on! I'll be responsible for you, and I'll always be by your side, unless you're annoyed and don't want me to pester you......"

"You're dead, and you're going to make me happy with all these rhetoric. ”

Hey?

This sound sounds familiar!

Why is it so milky?

Listening to it, Ma Xiaozhen felt that something was wrong, he turned his head to look, and suddenly he was like being struck by lightning, and the whole person was instantly stunned.

Not far away, next to a small farmhouse courtyard, there is a deck chair.

Xuanhuang Ancestor was lying on the chaise longue, his two bare feet rubbing against each other comfortably, looking extremely comfortable. Beside him was a girl about four years old, diligently hammering his chest and shoulders with her small fists, and from time to time picking up a grape from the side and feeding it to Xuanhuang Ancestor.

Girl: "By the way, what do you think about the age? I'm in kindergarten now, you should still be in the kindergarten, will the age gap be an obstacle to our love......

Xuanhuang Ancestor: "I have always believed that as long as two people truly love each other, age, height, wealth, and education ...... Nothing is a problem. ”

Ma Xiaozhen's heart, 10,000 alpacas were galloping happily.

Nima!

Is this the real Grandmaster I just remembered?

The high wind is bright, and the humility is like a valley......

I actually molested the kindergarten children here!

It's so shameless!

It's so shameless!

It's not as good as a special beast!

Ma Xiaozhen's face turned blue and let out a roar:

"Horse eggs, get out of here for Daddy!"

......

......

In the girl's heartbreaking sobs, Ma Xiaozhen beat the mandarin duck and forcibly carried Xuanhuang Ancestor back to the hotel room.

The two had a quarrel, Xuanhuang Ancestor scolded Ma Xiaozhen for throwing a three-year-old child under a tree and running away, which was simply inhumane; Ma Xiaozhen scolded Xuanhuang Ancestor for deceiving the feelings of the little girl in the kindergarten, which was simply inferior to a beast.

After spraying for half an hour, both trolls were a little tired. Ma Xiaozhen suddenly remembered the headbands, armbands, and belts that had been ripped off the Muay Thai fighter Naihu's body, and these ornaments had thin gold leaf secret runes hidden on them. He was very interested in these secret runes, and after getting his hands on them, he studied them for a long time, but unfortunately he didn't know anything, so he took them out and showed them to Xuanhuang Ancestor, and told him everything that happened in the Zhao Clan's Taiji Martial Arts Hall today.

Xuanhuang Ancestor looked at these ornaments, but showed a hint of surprise: "Oh? I didn't expect that there were still monks in this world. ”

He crossed over to save the earth from a catastrophe three years later. After crossing over, he saw that the aura of the earth was thin, and there was no cultivation of the true way, and he thought that this world was technologically advanced and there was no longer the existence of monks, but he was surprised to see these secret runes on these ornaments.

"Monk, is it amazing?"

Ma Xiaozhen was also shocked, he got the pressure cooker artifact, and thought that he was blessed, it was the only monk in the sky, thinking that he could walk sideways on the earth in the future, but he didn't expect that there were other monks in this world, and he was suddenly a little nervous.

"What a fart!" Xuanhuang Ancestor rolled his eyes: "It's just some simple runes, how can it be compared to the immortal magic method on my Jiuyi Tianzun Ding, which has the power to change the sky and move mountains and reclaim the sea." ”

"That's good!"

Hearing that his artifact was the most rebellious, Ma Xiaozhen was finally relieved.

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor pondered for a moment, and then speculated: "It seems that the earth's spiritual energy is thin, and the monk's talismans are also very shallow, far inferior to the armaments and weapons of the world's great powers. It is no wonder that most of these modern monks practice in seclusion, without revealing a trace. ”

He took two steps, bent down and picked up those headbands, armbands and belts from the ground, and threw them to Ma Xiaozhen.

"Although these runes are shallow, you haven't entered the threshold of cultivation at all, so it's better to refine these runes into runes first, which is better than nothing, so as to play a role in self-defense." ”

"Refining!"

Ma Xiaozhen's spirit was shocked.