Chapter 002: Potential Sexual Crisis
Later, I learned that the reason why the Jade Emperor, Guanyin Niangniang, Tai Baixing and other heavenly court bigwigs wanted to start the "Heavenly Relief Plan" and send a "poverty alleviation working group" to the world, wanting to completely change all kinds of bad habits and dross in our world from various fields such as politics, economy, culture and ethics, in fact, it was also to prevent problems before they happen, and to solve a potential sexual crisis in the heavenly court as soon as possible, and this potential sexual crisis was still caused by Nuwa Niangniang's illness.
Because in the vast Nine Heavens, Nuwa Niangniang is not only one of the "Nine Heavenly Kings" on a par with the Buddha, Bodhi Ancestor, Taishang Laojun, Jade Emperor and others, but she has also been among the "Five Uniques of Heaven" for a long time, and because her "Xuanqi Divine Skill" is too strong, too feminine and too powerful, so if her condition continues to develop, then maybe one day, there will be another "cosmic catastrophe" in the heavenly court, which is really a big deal.
Nuwa Niangniang got the disease more than ten days ago, she was very sick with a very evil door, anyway, her whole body was all good, all kinds of physiological organs were fine, but she not only yelled, cried, babbled and grieved at every turn, but sometimes crying and crying, she would fall down coldly, her whole body convulsed, she lost consciousness, foamed at the mouth, and her eyelids turned up, which could scare people to death.
There is no doubt that our Nuwa Niangniang is suffering from three diseases at the same time: one is mania, the second is depression, and the third is epilepsy, and because these three diseases are repeatedly interacting and cross-infecting, and her power is too great, as a result, one day when she had another attack, she actually destroyed the roof of the Wa Palace where she lived with a roar, and the Jade Emperor and other gods who were discussing in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall were startled.
In fact, Nuwa Niangniang's illness was still caused by Pangu Emperor, because she and Pangu Emperor were originally brothers and sisters, and they were both proud disciples of Yuan Shi Tianzun, but since the competition tens of millions of years ago, they still have no one to obey anyone, and because she is now ranked one of the "Five Uniques of Heaven", but Pangu Emperor's status is obviously one level lower than her, so over time, she has become a thorn in Pangu Emperor's heart.
Tens of millions of years ago, Nuwa Niangniang asked for a martial arts competition because Pangu Emperor wanted to marry her, her reason was very simple: "If you want to marry me, then you must win me first", ---as a result, Nuwa Niangniang asked for this, she immediately embarrassed their master Yuan Shi Tianzun, because with the skills that their brothers and sisters had at that time, if they were allowed to fight and kill, then they were very likely to create another "cosmic catastrophe".
In the end, for the sake of safety, Yuan Shi Tianzun first formed a five-person jury (including him and Our Lady of Taiyuan, Mixed Kun Ancestor, Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha, Taishang Laojun), and then judged their brothers and sisters to compare their own ones, anyway, who wins and who loses in the end, it is all decided by the jury, and because God has the virtue of a good life, so their brother and sister's competition is to use the earth at that time as a prop.
At that time, not only did we not have human beings on the earth, but there were no living creatures, and there were no mountains, mountains, earth, rivers and lakes, etc., but chaos, pitch black, and closely connected with the first heaven, even the sun, moon, stars and earth could not shine on the earth at all, that was really called a "hand without seeing five fingers".
Although Pangu was only one zhang eight in length, he used an axe that was also one zhang eight, and because his divine power was indeed extremely powerful, as soon as he cut down the axe, he immediately destroyed the original structure of the earth, causing the originally relatively light earth to collapse at once. Later, after Pangu cut a total of 7749 axes, although he opened up mountains, mountains, earth, rivers and lakes on the earth, and the sun, moon and stars can now shine on the earth, but now the earth has not only basically become an isosceles trapezoid, but the bottom of this isosceles trapezoid is also very long, almost close to the orbit of the sun and the moon.
After Pangu finally stopped, he hurriedly bowed his hand politely to the jury, "Master, master, uncles, you see that my kung fu is not bad, right?"
Our Lady of Taiyuan is the wife of Yuan Shi Tianzun, because she has always admired Pangu, so she immediately praised with a smile, "Mmmm, yes, yes, Gu'er, you are really boundless, now that the heavens and the earth have been opened, then let's let Wa'er perform again!"
Yuan Shi Tianzun and the other gods all nodded straightly, "Mmmm, that's what you said!"
Nuwa immediately called out, "Ouch, master, master, uncle, do you think he is still good at this little effort? Please think about it, now this earth has become an isosceles trapezoid, not to mention that it can no longer be called the earth at all, and because the two bottom corners below it are still very long, they are about to catch the orbit of the sun and the moon, so what if there is a day, once a meteor flies over and hits it?" By the way, by the way, meteors don't just threaten the Earth, but they also threaten the Sun, the Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn!"
As soon as Pangu saw Nuwa so sharp-tongued, he quickly shouted, "Hey, Nuwa, I said that you are too worried? I heard the master once say that any planet has its own repulsive power, so not to mention that those meteors hitting the planet are equivalent to hitting the stones with eggs, even if there is really a meteor that is very big and powerful, then wouldn't other planets be able to repel it?"
Nuwa was still sharp-tongued, "Hey, I said, senior brother, are you quibbling or sophistry? Although the master did say those things, didn't the master also say it? Once a certain planet ages, then its own repulsion will also gradually decrease, weaken, or even completely zero, so if this is the case, if one day the sun, moon, and earth are also aging, then wouldn't it really happen that a meteor will hit the planet?"
Pangu obviously couldn't say anything about Nuwa, and he couldn't help but slap his head hard, "Hey, this and this, this and this---"
The ancient Buddha opened his mouth at this time, "Okay, Pangu, don't do this, in fact, according to the old man, these things that Nuwa said just now are really possible, God has the virtue of good life, so for any potential sexual crisis, our heavenly court must attach great importance to it, so we old guys really can't be unguarded!"
The last sentence of the Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha was said to the Mixed Kun Ancestor and other gods.
The Chaos Ancestor and the Taishang Laojun and other gods all nodded straightly, "Mmmm, what you said is that this matter really can't be guarded against, otherwise one day, we old guys will all become historical sinners, I'm afraid that it will --- by then."