Chapter 59: Jokes
"Ning Hao?"
Shangguan Qing found out that Ning Hao had just arrived, and today's events were one after another, which made her feel a little overwhelmed.
"Xiao Qingqing, I haven't seen you for a day, do you miss you Haoye?" Ning Hao put on a posture that he thought was very handsome, and joked to the girl.
But Shangguan Qing was not in the mood to fight with Ning Hao at this time, I don't know why, she felt that Ning Hao at this time seemed to be a little different from yesterday, but this feeling was fleeting, and it was immediately replaced by another anxious emotion.
"Ning Hao, the one next to you is the sword god Zhang Li!" I only heard Shangguan Qing say anxiously.
"Zhang Li?" Ning Hao seemed to have only noticed the people around him at this time, and when he turned his head, the old man was also looking at him coldly.
"Yo, it's really a sword god!" In Zhang Mingjue's memory, Ning Hao had already seen Zhang Li's image, and seeing the real person at this time, although it was more imposing than in his memory, but in Ning Hao's eyes, well, it was just like that.
"Xiao Qingqing, do you remember that incident that happened a few days ago?"
"What's the matter?" Shangguan Qing didn't expect that at such a time, Ning Hao would still be in the mood to chat with her.
"That day, there was a young man dressed in blue, with an old servant, who tied you to the deep mountains, and tipped you lightly, have you forgotten?"
Shangguan Qing frowned, and said, "How could I forget this, although the thief is dead, I can't wait to skin him alive!"
"Oops!" I heard Zhang Li scream, flashed to Shangguan Qing's side, took her arm and asked, "You said that person died, who killed him?"
Shangguan Qing was pulled by Zhang Li's arm, so he was not in pain, but his power was still there, and he really didn't dare to be angry, so he had to answer: "I don't know who killed him, I was tied to a tree that day, but fortunately, there were masters who secretly helped, killed the adulterer, and saved my life, and from beginning to end, I have never seen that benefactor." ”
"Do you know the name of that lewd thief?" Ning Hao asked with a grin at Shangguan Qing.
"What's his name, and what does it have to do with me?"
"That lewd thief's name is Zhang Mingjue, and he is the son of our Sword God!"
"Huh?"
When everyone heard Ning Hao say the name of the thief, they were all shocked, this son of the sword god turned out to be a flower thief who robbed women, not only that, but was also secretly solved in the mountains and forests by the master.
Ning Hao didn't pay attention to everyone's reactions, but just said to the horse-faced Taoist priest lying on the ground: "Hey, hey, stinky Taoist, you don't care if so many people die?"
Although the Taoist priest was snoring loudly and seemed to be sleeping very deeply, when Ning Hao asked him, he suddenly opened his eyes and replied: "This is the calamity of entering the Dao, after this calamity, you can only ask the truth of the Tao by refining the ordinary." Besides, I'm just a guide, and these mundane things have nothing to do with me. ”
"Oh, then since mundane things have nothing to do with you, why do you go around on credit in my name?"
The horse-faced Taoist priest rarely showed a very embarrassed look, and only heard him say: "I saw you go down the mountain that night, I wanted to lie under the tree and scare you. Although I knew that you were amazing, I didn't expect you to have such great strength and kick my whole leg bruised and swollen. So I deliberately found you, thinking that you would definitely enter my immortal gate, and I wanted to tease you, so I spent all your private money. But rest assured, all the things I have bought in the city these days have been given to the poor families. All these virtues are counted on your head. ”
"You know that I am strange, but do you know my true identity?"
"Yes. ”
"Then I can also enter the Immortal Gate?"
"What is the immortal gate, what is the cultivation of the truth, under the firmament, all living beings are just a tiny grain of sand among them, what about people, what about beasts, who is nobler than whom? After getting started, you will find that there are countless existences like you, and compared with other sect people, although there are miraculous things, they are not very special. ”
Ning Hao nodded, this time, he finally solved several mysteries in his heart.
I just saw him turn his head and say to Shangguan Qing and Tao Guangguang: "What else to see, let's go with Hao Ye to cultivate immortals!"
Although the sword god Zhang Li was eyeing him from the side, somehow, the two of them suddenly blessed their hearts and walked to Ning Hao's side like this.
Zhang Li saw that Ning Hao was talking to the Taoist priest there about a series of things that he didn't know, and he regarded himself as nothing, so he couldn't help but stop in front of Ning Hao and said, "Who are you, why do you know about Mingjue?"
Ning Hao smiled at Zhang Li, and then said to the Taoist priest: "All this is really like a joke!"
The Taoist priest nodded and said, "That's right. ”
Ning Hao took out two immortal jades from his arms, threw one to Shangguan Qing, and held one in his hand, and asked Tao Guangguang: "Brother the richest man, do your guards also have immortal jade, I have a lot of them here." ”
I only heard Tao Guangguang say: "Okay, I have already found one for Ah Fu." ”
Ning Hao nodded and sighed, "The richest man is really arrogant!"
Seeing that Ning Hao was still ignoring himself, he couldn't help but be angry, since he was called the "Sword God" in the rivers and lakes, who didn't treat him like an "emperor", and those who didn't know anything were all cut off by themselves.
Zhang Li's hand slowly touched the wooden sword, he planned to use the immortal sword technique, first cut off the limbs of this person, and then slowly interrogate to see how he knew about Zhang Mingjue.
However, before Zhang Li could make a move, everyone saw a scene that they had never seen in their lives.
I saw that the clothes on Ning Hao's body seemed to suddenly melt into his body, and at the same time, the whole person also swelled up all of a sudden.
The human appeared like a balloon that had burst and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes with a bang, replaced by a white mouse more than three meters tall who sat up. The slender tail was more than twice the length of the body, stretched out in the wind, and there was a crisp sound in the air, and as the cultivation deepened, the snow-white fur became more of a crystal clear.
"Monsters, monsters!"
Shangguan Qing's eyes widened, he couldn't believe that Ning Hao, who was still talking and laughing with him before, had turned into a mouse!
"Xiao Qingqing, I am so sad when you say that about me!"
"Die, you wicked!" After all, Zhang Li had experienced strong winds and waves, and he was affected by this change, but he also suppressed the panic in his heart, and swung his sword at the huge mouse in front of him.
And then ......
The rat swallowed the sword god in one gulp.
That's right, everyone only saw that the mouse's mouth was getting bigger and bigger, like a black hole that could not be seen to the end. In front of this black hole, all the actions of that "Sword God" became in vain.
The dignified martial arts myth, a generation of sword gods, was eaten in one bite like this. And he never knew until he died who killed his son.
What a joke.
The mouse shook his head, and his slender tail rolled up Shangguan Qing, Tao Guangguang, and Ah Fu, and they couldn't allow them to refuse, so they jumped lightly and entered the light gate.