Chapter 16: Death Asks for Money

The next day, when the god stick arrived, he was really surprised to see Lin Tian's lively appearance.

"You kid, you didn't have anything to do with being struck by thunder, and you were alive again in two days, and sure enough, a good person doesn't live long, and the scourge lives for a thousand years!"

Circling around Lin Tian, feeling Lin Tian's spirit that did not show any decline, the god stick made such an evaluation with emotion.

In this regard, Lin Tian's response was very simple.

"Get out!"

Along with this word is his slightly raised right leg, as well as the perfect interpretation of the magic stick on the move called "ass backwards flat sand and goose style".

"Ahh

was lifted by Lin Tian's buttocks to the ground, although he didn't feel the slightest pain inexplicably, the god stick was mentally humiliated 100,000 times.

After getting up, he shouted directly and rushed towards Lin Tian.

Of course, the behavior of the god stick without a sense of public morality finally won the education of the nurse's sister in righteous words.

First, this is a hospital and it needs to be quiet.

Second, Lin Tian is a patient who has just woken up, so he can't be so rude to him.

For the first point, the god stick accepted it humbly, and for the second point criticized by the nurse's sister, the god stick opened his mouth several times to refute it.

This kid can kick himself away with a single kick, and he is embarrassed to say that he is a patient?

If he is a patient, what is this god? Half-paralyzed, paralyzed?

Regarding the indignation in the heart of the god stick, Lin Tian smiled secretly in his heart.

In the end, after the god stick paid a large amount of medical expenses again, the hospital did a physical examination for Lin Tian, who miraculously woke up after being struck by lightning a day later.

Among them, the blood was drawn four times alone, which made Lin Tian seriously suspect that the hospital was treating himself as a guinea pig and wanted to study his own blood.

Of course, for these, although he knew this, Lin Tian, who didn't want to cause suspicion, still actively cooperated.

Even after breaking three needles, Lin Tian, who realized that his body was already an immortal body, deliberately controlled the softening of the skin and muscles of his body, so that the needles could smoothly pierce his blood.

Of course, as for the blood that was drawn out, it was naturally the blood that Lin Tian had deliberately disposed of and had no intention of normal humans.

As for the fact that his skin was too thick and broke the three needles in the hospital, Lin Tian naturally would not let himself bear the reputation of being rough and thick-skinned.

Therefore, Lin Tian, who did not hesitate to blame the hospital for using counterfeit and shoddy needles, let the hospital that had made a lot of money this time take the blame.

The results of the examination were not unexpected.

Lin Tian's body did not have any problems, and his physical fitness was even stronger than that of ordinary people.

Of course, under Lin Tian's intentional control, it was naturally impossible for those instruments in the hospital to detect that he was not human...... Well, it's not a mortal thing.

It took three hours, walked up and down the hospital eight times, and after successfully reaching the conclusion that the doctor himself was not schizophrenic by lightning in the psychiatric department, Lin Tian finally obtained the approval to be discharged.

Although he didn't know what was directly related to being struck by lightning and mental illness, Lin Tian knew that he should be glad that he was a man.

Otherwise, the series of examination items specially prepared for women in the obstetrics and gynecology department will definitely not be able to escape.

Leaving the hospital with the same attribute as the god stick, he ignored the idea that the little nurse kept flattering him and asked for his contact information.

Lin Tian walked with great strides without the slightest drag of mud and water.

It's just that the so-called handsome is only three seconds.

As soon as he walked out of the gate of the hospital, Lin Tian's words made Lin Tian stumble under his feet, and he almost had a thrilling flat fall.

This is definitely not an exaggeration.

Just ask, an over-the-limit immortal is in such a low plane in the human world.

If an unsuspecting one falls on the ground, what kind of difficulty will it cause?

That kind of natural disaster is definitely not something that any creature on the earth wants to face.

Well, there's no misuse of the name here, natural disasters, absolutely.

An immortal's fall on the ground, in the human world, will definitely be a terrifying natural disaster.

As for the specific natural disasters that may be caused by the fall of the immortals, this example can be illustrated.

For more information, check out the Grand Canyon of East Africa, the fall of Atlantis, and the extinction of the prehistoric dinosaurs.

Well, roughly speaking, an immortal's fall on the ground can definitely cause natural disasters that are not weaker than this magnitude.

Of course, fortunately, Lin Tian did not lose control of his body, and finally nipped in the bud this terrible disaster that might write (the end of the book).

And the Divine Stick, who had no idea that he had almost caused the destruction of the Fourth Age on the earth, after Lin Tian stabilized his body, he didn't have the slightest idea of saving face for the only immortal on the earth.

"Lin Tian boy, this god calculated the medical expenses paid for you in advance, you won't be ready to repay the bills, right?"

Lin Tian: "......"

Looking at the suspicious divine stick, Lin Tian had an urge to slap his No. 42 shoe on the face of his No. 38 shoehorn.

Dude is also a true immortal in this world, will he rely on your tens of thousands of yuan in medical expenses?

"God, is the master the kind of person who pays his debts?"

Resisting the urge to throw his shoes, Lin Tian rolled his eyes.

In this regard, the response of the god stick is very crisp and straightforward.

"Huh!"

Hehe, you're paralyzed, believe it or not, Lao Tzu, hehe, your face?

Looking at the expression of the god stick on his face, you are that kind of person, Lin Tianfu rose from his heart, and evil was born to the side of the guts.

He handed Erbai to his left hand, and his right hand reached down, reaching under his crotch and the pocket of his pants.

When he put his hand in his pocket, Lin Tian had already thought about how to humiliate the divine stick.

He was going to take out the Supreme Black Card that he had treasured for eighteen years and slap it on the face of the god stick.

Let this dead man who has never seen the world know what it means to be rich!

It's just that when his right hand touched the broken card-like object in his trouser pocket that seemed to be charred black, the expression on Lin Tian's face couldn't help but stiffen.

Scorched!

Put his right hand under his crotch, this was Lin Tian's first reaction.

It's broken!

This was Lin Tian's second thought.

It can't be used!

A third thought followed.

"I##%......%%#"

Resisting the urge to scold his mother, he glanced at a half-pulled brick that he didn't know which bear child had thrown on the ground at his feet, Lin Tian's eyes rolled, and he had a plan.

"Stick, look, flying saucer!"

Pointing to the sky with a look of surprise, the moment the god stick looked up in confusion, Lin Tian stretched out his hand.

The half-pulled brick fell into Lin Tian's hands.

"A little stone into gold!"

In the middle of his thoughts, the half-drawn bricks in his hand turned into half-drawn gold bricks at a speed that was difficult to distinguish with the naked eye.

Without thinking about whether this half of the gold bricks would slap the god stick to death, Lin Tian was ready to put his idea of slapping the money on the face of the god stick into action.

It's just that before Lin Tian slapped the gold bricks, a kind of realization born in his heart made him stop his right hand that was about to be waved out in the next moment.

"The one who sent the money is here!"