Chapter 1: 24K Cute Girl Group
"Hey, this girl, I think you are a little familiar, I wonder if we have met somewhere?"
"No?"
"This can't be! If you think about it, we must have seen and done anything by the sea, in the jungle, in the mountains. ”
"Hey, hey, I said don't go, let's talk about ......"
Bai Yue spread his hands and expressed helplessness.
"Between people, can there be a little sincerity? If you stay a few more minutes, something will happen to us. ”
"It's so confusing. ”
Bai Yue shook his head, his eyes rolling, ready to find the next target.
It's been a month since I came to this world, and although I'm lying down, I know everything I should know. I thought it was good, someone was waiting, clothes came to reach out for food to open their mouths, nothing to read, something to do...... As a seriously injured man, he didn't have much to do.
Yes, he is not from this world, but a college student on earth. He set himself a goal of doing ten good deeds every day, and this continued for ten years, and finally when he helped his grandmother cross the street...... Hit by a car.
"Grandma should be fine, I remember pushing her. ”
Bai Yue touched his chin, feeling that he was doing good deeds when he was dying, it was really amazing.
After experiencing the time travel firsthand, I realized that the routines of the novel are not enough.
Others are either waste wood rising and soaring, or the second generation of gentlemen sweeping the world, but why does it become a ...... when it comes to him? Wizard.
Ma Dan, the other world still needs the profession of guide?
Is it because there is no navigation?
It's not scientific!
Bai Yue was indignant.
Well, in fact the crossing is also not scientific.
Thinking of this, Bai Yue was finally in a better mood.
After accepting the new identity as a matter of course, integrating the consciousness of his predecessor, and understanding the world, Bai Yue began to be embarrassed again.
As a guide, he ...... No, it should be said that his predecessor, was a failure. After becoming a guide, every mission he received was either fruitless, or suffered heavy casualties, and the last time he was almost wiped out.
After a few times, his name spread. No expedition team would dare to use him as a guide.
In his frustration, his predecessor went straight to the wilderness and wanted to open up a new path. And then...... When he was carried back, he became the current white Yue.
After a month of recuperation, the injury finally improved.
But immediately after, he received a notice from the Guide Guild. If he can't lead the expedition team out for three days, he will be stripped of his status.
Today is the third day.
Just a guide, Bai Yue doesn't care.
But in this world, the guide is actually very special. It's hard to get, it's hard to lose.
Once someone leaves, or loses their status for some reason, the guild will make an evaluation of their past achievements. Judging by Bai Yue's predecessors' achievements, he can only accept punishment.
If it is light, it will be reduced to a servant and become a miscellaneous worker. If it is serious, it is not impossible to become a slave directly.
As a college student in the new society, this is something he will never allow.
So early in the morning, he shuttled through the streets and alleys, looking for the girl, hoping to fool an expedition team. Because according to his experience, those girls who have just debuted are the best to fool.
It's just that he has already fooled eighteen times, not to mention all of them, and he was almost beaten once.
"People in this world are too precocious, and that's not good. ”
Bai Yue is still looking for a target, but how can it be so easy, Skull Island is not a tourist attraction, and White Bone City is not a super city, and there are not too many expedition teams coming and going.
He was thinking about it when suddenly a crisp voice sounded in his ears.
"This is Bone City?"
"I've heard there are a lot of skeletons here. ”
"But I didn't see it. ”
"Stupid, the skeleton must be out of town. ”
"I'd love to see the skeletons. ”
"When I heard about the skull frenzy, the bones were a sea of bones, and it was spectacular. ”
"What's so nice about skeletons, I heard that there are zombies here, so we might as well go and see zombies. ”
Bai Yue is not good, what kind of person is this. He looked back, his eyes widening.
This is a group of young girls, fourteen or fifteen years old, and given the precociousness of this world, they are all considered adults.
The long legs of all colors, reflecting white light when walking, almost blinded his dog eyes.
You think you're a girl.
It's just that what does your hair mean, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, everyone's ponytail is one color, can you summon a dragon if you collect all seven colors?
Bai Yue's eyes widened, and he decided to fool them, no!
A group of little guys, with eyes so big, black and white, how pure. doesn't know the world, it's not polluted by society, it's just a 24K pure gold cute girl group.
"Hello. ”
"Who are you?"
"What do you want to do?"
"Is it the idea that we are little girls and want to hit us?"
"There are so many people who want to fight us, how old are you?"
"I'm telling you, don't mess around. ”
"If you dare to mess around, we are not afraid. ”
"Because we're all amazing. ”
Bai Yue grinned, showing a harmless expression of humans and animals, and said with a smile: "I'm not a bad person. ”
"And who are you?"
"Whoever it is, it must be the bad guy. ”
"Because bad people never say they're not bad people. ”
"That's right. ”
"Warning, stay away from us. ”
"Because we hate bad guys. ”
"So we hate you. ”
Bai Yue saw that he couldn't communicate with this group of guys normally, so he said directly: "My name is Bai Yue, and I am the best guide on Skull Island, hmm...... One. ”
"You're a guide?"
"It's not like that. ”
"You can't lie to us. ”
"You ......"
Bai Yue waved his hand, and without waiting for the rest of the people to finish, he directly took out the badge representing the guide. As his heart moved, there was an output of aura, making the badge glow red.
The Guide Badge is soulbound and cannot be used by others.
"Wow, what a guide. ”
"However, it's only a one-star guide. ”
"It's terrible. ”
"That's right, a one-star guide is the most useless. ”
“......”
Bai Yue's face flushed, these little guys are too faceless, he wants to teach them a good lesson.
"Little boys, I'm indifferent to fame and fortune, and I'm too lazy to upgrade the guide level, do I want to beat the gong and drum to tell you that you know?"
"Hanging yourself with a bare butt - shameless. ”
"Eat bare-ass - shameless. ”
"Eating stinky tofu with a bare ass - stinky and shameless. ”
"Drinking with a bare ass - shameless. ”
"Bare-ass ......"
"Stop!"
Bai Yue hurriedly shouted, who are they, can you say something?
He began to regret it, why did he provoke this group of girls if he had nothing to do. Where is this 24K cute girl group, it is clearly a 24K killing girl group.
However, for the sake of being a guide, he decided to put up with it.
Brother doesn't believe it, the dignified Chinese college students can't handle a few of you girls with otherworldly problems.
"Say, where are your parents?"
"Cut, it's weak. ”
"You want to threaten us with our parents, are you stupid? ”
"It's stupid. ”
“......”
Bai Yue rubbed her head, sure enough, she was a problem girl, and she didn't even accept her parents' discipline.
How can you convince them?
Do you want to tear your clothes and pants and make out the non-mainstream killing Matt on Earth?
Bai Yue began to be imaginative again, like this when he was on Earth, his brain was open, he dared to think about anything, and he was still bold and dared to do anything.
At this time, there was no way, he decided to come hard.
Today is the last day, no matter what, you have to get a team, even if you don't leave, you have to grab one.
These little guys are bold and poisonous, if that's the case......
Bai Yue thought clearly, and grabbed one of them.
"Your parents can't control you, I'll take care of you!"
"Ding...... Do not let go of the target during the information collection process, and the information collection begins...... Countdown to 10, 9, 8 ......"
"Rub, what the hell?"
Bai Yue was surprised, and then felt his head sink and appeared in a strange world. He had never been there, but he knew it was the space of consciousness.
It's all too mysterious.
He saw a chaotic orb spinning, and as his consciousness approached the touch, his head exploded.
"Tiandao Information Center ......"