Chapter 49: Interlude

"Huh, it turns out that the second meridian of this Ren Du is two of the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, I thought it was the additional two meridians?"

"That's right, I read the novels are all about: Oh, the eight veins of the Qi Jing are one level of miscellaneous fish, and the second vein of Rendu is another level of master, and the feelings are all fooling people. ”

"You say that Wing Chun is more powerful, or to practice Tai Chi, I heard that the real Tai Chi is not the slow style of play of the old man in the park, the specially appointed Professor Yang Kai of Shanghai Beijing University, it is said that he came out of Xiao Wudang, and he is still a big master of the special case team, killing Tai Chi with one hand, ruthless and ruthless. ”

"Well, the masters on the Internet said that the inner boxers are black-hearted and ruthless, the outer boxers are overbearing, and the horizontal exercises are fierce and extreme, and each has different characteristics. ”

"Hey! What kind of national martial arts and martial arts, if you want to practice, you have to practice the Xuanmen Dao method and cultivate immortals! That can be immortal. ”

"You don't understand, there is no difference between the upper and lower levels of the Martial Dao Immortal Dao, the Immortal Dao can live forever, and the Martial Dao cultivation to the extreme, you can still have a golden body without being bad. ”

The classroom was noisy, and the students were discussing enthusiastically, not even noticing that the teacher had come in.

"It seems that everyone is quite excited, it's been half a month, why don't you stop. ”

Zhou Zhou smiled slightly, knocked on the blackboard, and gently reminded his students.

"Everyone sit back in place, Li Zhen, put away the schematic diagram of your human body meridians, this is a language class, not a biology class. ”

Li Zhen, who was named by name, smiled, touched his head embarrassedly, and hurriedly folded the drawings and stuffed them into the belly of the table.

"Teacher, how can this be stopped, that's a cultivator, it's alive right in front of you. ”

A male student lay on the table, lazily talking.

"Even our country recognizes the existence of martial arts and Taoism, and those sects have come out to enroll students, what's the use of studying, just drop out of school and go to apprenticeship. ”

"Yes, yes, I think so too, but my dad is too stubborn and doesn't agree to let me drop out of school, otherwise I would have gone to apprenticeship and practice martial arts. ”

When Zhou Zhou heard this, he smiled lightly, and there was a bit of ridicule in his eyes: "Do you really think that it is easy to practice martial arts or cultivate the Dao? If it is so easy, there have been many examples of successful cultivation in the past half a month. ”

"So what, this is normal, it is impossible to practice all at once. ”

Some students retorted.

Zhou Zhou said again: "Then how can you be sure that they haven't practiced the effect, not that they can't practice the effect?"

Belch!

The student was stunned.

Zhou Zhou said slowly: "Reality is not a novel, it is impossible to put a cheatbook in front of you, you can practice when you pick it up, if you can't even read it, let alone cultivate immortals, you can't practice an iron sand palm." ”

"Teacher, what are you kidding, you can't read? We're all in the first year of high school, and we still can't understand any words. ”

"No, I'm not lying, no, you can try it. ”

Zhou Zhou picked up the chalk, turned around and wrote on the blackboard, the students under the podium didn't care at first, after the first word was written, their eyes began to change, and when Zhou Zhou finished writing twenty-two words, most of the students in the classroom had green faces.

I saw a silver hook painted on the blackboard, and the font was uprightly written: 觌氅, 餮鼗, 曩磲, 蕤颥, 鳎鹕, minnow, I am, foolish, 耱貊, 曱鍪, 籴耋, 瓞耵.

Zhou Zhou's face was full of spring breeze: "Come on, come on, don't check your mobile phone, whoever can read these seven words, I will count him as reasonable." ”

The classroom was silent.

"Why? Don't you speak? Don't you know how to read anything but that I'm a fool?"

Zhou Zhou crossed his waist and looked teasing.

"Teacher, you are deliberately embarrassing us, how can those cheats use these remote words. ”

"That's it, besides, even if you can't understand it, now that the Internet is so developed, you can check it on the Internet. ”

The students couldn't help but complain.

"I don't know if I can use out-of-the-way words, but knowledge and culture are important. You think that Chinese classes are nothing more than memorizing ancient poems and texts, and this is normal. But in my understanding, this course teaches you how to use your knowledge to interpret excellent ancient poems, ancient texts, and modern texts, and extract the essence of them, such as the central idea or the core of the article, which is often considered to be 'over-interpretation' and has caused a lot of controversy. ”

Zhou Zhou put on a wicked smile and began to fool the students with a serious face.

But this kind of interpretation of the idea can actually be applied to anything, including the so-called learning cheats, if you have excellent literary comprehension ability, profound knowledge, learn martial arts cheats or something, you will naturally be much stronger than ordinary people. ”

Isn't there such an example in the novel? Zhuangyuan Huang Shang studied the art of Taoism in the world and integrated the "Wanshou Daozang", but as a result, he learned the profound truth of martial arts, practiced internal and external skills, and became a master of martial arts. Why do others look at the Taoist Zang and see nothing, but Huang Shang looks at the Taoist Zang and sees that he is the best in the world? This is because Huang Shang's name also has a prefix of 'champion'! He has read the scriptures thoroughly, has his own ability to understand, and when he reads the Taoist classics again, he can quickly sum up the essence of them and understand the truth. ”

"This is the principle of learning more and accumulating more. ”

The students in the classroom were confused.

And this kind of operation?

The students' hearts began to waver, and they vaguely believed a little.

Seeing that the students were fooled, Zhou Zhou laughed secretly.

"How? Am I saying that, will it give you a little more motivation to go to class?"

"Teacher, I was wrong. "Teacher, let's take it to class!"

"Don't paddle, hurry up and go to class, I also want to be a champion, if I am admitted to Beijing University, I will directly apply for Xianwu Academy." ”

"Yes, I'm going to..."

Zhou Zhou is usually kind to students, strict in class, when it is time to relax, do not pretend to be serious, when it is time to study seriously, never slack off, young students who are in the period of flamboyant personality are very fond of Zhou Zhou, and it is naturally easy to recognize Zhou Zhou.

When I returned to the office after class, before I entered the door, I heard many teachers vomiting bitterness.

Their students are not obedient!

One by one, they hold their mobile phones or the cheats printed on the Internet, and discuss them in the classroom, but they can't manage it.

Zhou Zhou pushed the door in, and a female teacher came to see him.

"Teacher Song, you're back. ”

"Well, hello Mr. Tang, you're back from class too?"

The beautiful and atmospheric female teacher leaned back in the chair with a big grin, stretched her waist, her hands raised high, her chest was turbulent, and a pair of white and slender long legs stretched out from under the table.

Eye-catching, very eye-catching.

"How's the class going, are there any students making trouble?"

Zhou Zhou sat down in his place and threw down the lesson plan.

"Fortunately, after all, things have passed for more than half a month, and no matter how hot the news is, it should stop. ”

"It's not so easy, I think it can be a few more months. ”

Tang Yan held the water cup in his hand, sipped the edge, and spat foam in his mouth.

Some people took the lead, and other teachers began to talk about it.

Since Bai Tianfan's battle with Emperor Xuan, the forces of the dark world that have been hidden for hundreds of years have surfaced.

There are also many liars who are confused and stir up a miasma all over the world.

Who Nima doesn't want to live forever, go to heaven and earth, and shout the slogan of 'free and easy'.

Where there is demand, there is supply.

Not to mention a few months, as long as the cultivation frenzy does not subside, it will not be a problem to continue for ten or eight years.

"Nonsense, it's nonsense!"

Bang!

The office door was slammed open, and Director Lin walked in angrily.

"Who provoked Director Lin?"

Someone asked.

Director Lin calmed his face and said loudly: "Who else can it be, aren't they all those foolish little rabbit cubs, one by one yelling that they don't study and want to cultivate immortals." How can there be such a thing in this world, I have lived for more than 50 years, and I have never seen any demons and monsters!"

Several teachers in the office frowned slightly.

"Director Lin, what you said is a bit inappropriate, what you haven't seen doesn't mean it doesn't exist. ”

Zhou Zhou couldn't help but scold him.

"What? You believe in that, too?"

Director Lin was in full anger, and when he saw Zhou Zhou talking back, he immediately had a gloomy face, looked at Zhou Zhou, and had the intention of venting on him.

Zhou Zhou was tricked, drank water, and said leisurely: "Well, if you believe it, you have it, if you don't believe it, you can't do it, Director Lin can't make a word, be careful of making a left-leaning mistake." ”

Director Lin was suddenly answered, pointed at Zhou Zhou and said, "Teacher Song, you ——!."

"Ah, yes. ”

"You are a people's teacher, a party member, how can you believe in this feudal superstitious thing, are you qualified to be a teacher?!"

Director Lin changed his perspective and began to attack Zhou Zhou's own identity.

"Why not?"

Zhou Zhou pressed the mouse a few times, twisted the screen over, and showed it to everyone: "Didn't you see the headlines a few days ago? The representative of feudal superstition and the Penglai faction you said was a long guard, his left hand was as anxious as a law, and his right hand was holding the letter of appointment of Shangjing University. ”

Director Lin didn't come up in one breath, and his face turned red.

"You, you..."

Seeing that the conflict was about to escalate, the other teachers hurriedly separated the people.

This one persuaded to drink tea, and the other shouted to eat after work, Tang Yan half invited and half dragged Zhou Zhou out of the door and walked side by side along the corridor.

"Teacher Song, you are really, how can you carry it with Director Lin. ”

"What are you afraid of, anyway, after this month, I have left my job. ”

Zhou Zhou's face was full of indifference.

Tang Yan hammered Zhou Zhou's shoulder, half-jokingly: "Resign... After Teacher Song leaves, do you have any plans? Shouldn't it be to cultivate immortals?"

Zhou Zhou was meaningful: "That can be said, people really don't know, and they can't predict it." ”

"Isn't it, do you really want to cultivate immortals?" Tang Yan opened his mouth wide and looked Zhou Zhou up and down, "You're in your twenties, isn't it too late?"

The corners of Zhou Zhou's mouth twitched.

"Is your twenties late?"

Tang Yan wrenched his fingers and was straightforward: "Isn't this nonsense? Those novels and TV are all played like this, Xi Wu and Xiuxian have been caught since childhood, and halfway monks generally can't become a big climate, and at most they will have to get a bento when they appear in half an episode." ”

“......”

Zhou, who was 'halfway home', suddenly felt very melancholy.

It turns out that I'm almost ready for a bento.

Although the shouting is very lively, the changes in the world are not obvious, and people's lives have not changed much.

This change is subtle.

Moisturize things silently!

One day, cultivation will gradually enter people's lives.

Popularization, spread, development, and then, like technology, become an inseparable part of people's lives.

But until then, life is still going to go on as usual.

After saying goodbye to Tang Yan, Zhou Zhou drove the car and took his sister-in-law to the restaurant.