Chapter 288: Full of Tricks
I was late?!!!
The goddess's heart is broken, who shouted just now! Stand up for the old lady! Your sister, you call this cheating!
As soon as she landed, Ivy was stunned, and poor Suning was dragged to the ground and almost fainted. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info just landed, he only felt dizzy for a while, and before he could condemn Ivy, he was squeezed out by the crowd. No one seemed to notice his existence as someone who wasn't supposed to be.
"Dance, dance, dance, dance!"
Everyone began to coax, and the happiest one was Ivy's girlfriend group. Before today, except for Ivy, every one of them had been late, after all, it was a woman, and it always took a long time to put on makeup.
However, from now on, this situation has changed! From now on, everyone can be regarded as truly sharing weal and woe!
"Hahaha, Wei'er, you also have today! You never dreamed that you used to laugh like a stupid dog will now be laughed at as a stupid dog, hahaha!"
"Wei'er, you're finally here to accompany us, and I know you're reluctant to leave us!"
I don't want you to be a big-headed ghost!
"Be quiet, be quiet!"
Finally, someone came out to preside over the situation, and this banquet was held in turn, and whoever had his turn was the host, who was responsible for all the activities of the day.
However, Suning felt a little disgusted at the first sight of this person, and the thief's eyebrows were not a good thing at first glance!
"According to the old practice, what will happen to people who are late?!" the man's voice carried a hint of excitement, a hint of obscenity, like a stinky dick.
"Dance, get dry!"
I don't know who took out the tape recorder and started playing music, plus the voices of this group of people are loud enough, it really smells like a discotheque.
At this time, Ivy came back to her senses, no matter who shouted to count! She wasn't the kind of person who couldn't afford to play! Isn't she just drawing a picture and dancing! Come on! Hurt each other!
It's just that the one who plotted against the old lady, you wait for the old lady, and the old lady will kill you!
"Isn't it just dancing, come on!"
Ivy stepped forward, without a hint of annoyance or anger in her voice. Although the rules of the game are not stipulated by themselves, they also agree to it.
She's not a green tea, what's there that can't be played! The banquet is just to have fun! As for the question of whether to plot or not, there is a chance to solve it after the banquet is over!
Why do you want to make everyone unhappy at the banquet!
"Dance, dance, dance!"
Seeing that Ivy didn't mean to be angry, the crowd immediately erupted, the goddess danced, it wasn't an ordinary dance! Not only men, but even women were excited!
"Graffiti, graffiti, graffiti!" the crowd sounded again, this is the sound of reminders, this is a link that cannot be forgotten!
"Hey, hey, listen to me, Goddess Ai is less than a second late, forget it, just dance!"
This is to offer a diligent rhythm, but this excuse is not very good, and suddenly the scene is cold, it's really boring!
"I said Zhuang Bi, what's the matter with you here?; is the old lady the kind of person who can't afford to play? Fuck off, come on, little cubs, chase me! Chase me and let you draw it!"
After saying that, Ivy ran away in a smoke, and people chased after her. Only Suning, who had not yet recovered his senses, and the embarrassed Brother Zhuang Bi were left.
Obviously, this big brother Zhuang Bi's fart slapped on the horse's leg, and the person who can say such a thing is really brainless. No wonder it's called Zhuang Bi, it's estimated that it's a Zhuang Bi who can't do anything except pretend!
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After a long time, Suning finally came back to his senses, the last time he was so dizzy was when he was on a plane. I didn't expect to fly so low and get dizzy, it seems that the symptoms of this fear of heights have worsened recently. What can I do about this, what if one day my strength recovers, I learn a trick to fly with an edgeworth, and I don't dare to fly?!
"Damn, what's wrong with you?"
Suning, who was in distress, suddenly found that the person who thought her face was full of traces came over, if it weren't for the cheongsam on her body, Suning really didn't recognize that this was Ivy!
"It's not all you!"
Ivy looked at Suning fiercely, if it weren't for Suning's inkblot for a few seconds, how could she be late! Although strictly speaking, she wasn't late.
"What's the matter with me, you ran away yesterday without making it clear. Suning leaned back on the sofa and said.
"I ......"
"Hey, I said, isn't this all over, what are you doing with all these things on your face? Do you want to laugh at Lao Tzu to death, and then inherit Lao Tzu's ant flower?"
"You're such a strange person, do you think it's funny to say something that others don't understand?"
"Of course it's interesting, but you don't understand it. But don't worry, in the future, you'll understand what I'm saying. Suning said lightly.
"You haven't told me yet, why do you still keep it, do you have this special habit? You told me earlier, I can paint, when I was young, my teachers said that I could become an abstract painter in the future!"
"Hehe, you think I don't want to. This particular pigment will disappear after an hour......"
"Oh, that's great, look here!"
"Smack!"
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"It's so boring, it's so boring, when will you start sitting. What is wrong with you aristocrats, you still have to warm up before eating? Why do you have so many tricks!
, why are you still fighting? Class reunions can also fight? Can't you hurry up and eat! Only when you have a full meal can you have the strength to fight!
Hey, why are more and more people participating? This banquet is so scary! I'm going home! I'm going to find my mother! Who knows what other tricks they have, what if there's a special section for families?
But the most important thing is why only men are fighting? And there are no women? It's really boring, what's so good about this kind of competition, it's just that even if the man is gone, he won't be happy to take a second look!"
As Suning said, these people's banquets have some rules, and the one who was late just now has already been taught. And the one that's going on right now is even more incredible.
It is said that the winner of this contest will be able to invite a single woman to be his partner today, and the other party will not have to refuse! This is the root cause of this group of people's madness!
Because Goddess Ivy is single!