Chapter Seventy-One: The Flexible Fat Man (Part I)

It's so cold, my body is so stiff, and I feel like my body is hollowed out. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, Suning had just woken up, and the moment the soldiers broke in, he was subdued by the soldiers. In order to prevent Suning from resisting, the soldiers made a heavy hand. Poor Suning was knocked unconscious by them before he could react, and only now did he wake up.

"Where is this?"

Suning looked around, weeds, three walls, and a fence in front of him, the more he looked like a prison.

"Wait, prison?"

Suning covered his head with a headache,, what a big bag. Thinking back carefully about yesterday's scene, I lay leisurely in the bucket and took a bath, and heard a noise outside. Then a group of people broke down the door of the two, and they received a heavy blow to the head. Before falling unconscious, it seems that I vaguely heard the word princess?

"Wouldn't it, so unlucky? I saved someone but saved a princess, and the princess is still in a coma?"

The more Suning thought about it, the more frightened he became, and the more he thought about it, the more terrifying he became. He saved a princess, but who knows if he saved the princess or if he made her unconscious. In case the princess falls unconscious, and the emperor is furious and cuts off his head, how can it be reasonable?

"The real code is unlucky! you must wake up, you must wake up!"

Suning has never looked forward to a person waking up so much, as long as the princess can wake up, she will be able to clear her name! All this is the ghost of the unlucky dice, making you cheap, what kind of unlucky dice to use! I don't know if the time limit of this unlucky dice is now, otherwise I will continue to be unlucky!

"Hey, don't be busy, you can't escape. ”

Just as Suning was looking around, a voice suddenly came from beside him, startling Suning. If you look closely, it's a fat person, the kind that is particularly fat, and it is estimated that you can't see Xiao Dingding's fat when you pee. It's just that Suning is not in the mood to talk to him now, so he casually said that he knew, and continued to observe the surrounding environment.

Suning felt that all this was done by the unlucky dice, and the princess's jumping into the river was probably arranged by the unlucky dice. As long as the time limit of this unfortunate dice has passed, the princess should be able to wake up and go out herself. So, he just wanted to know what time it was and when the power of the unlucky dice would be gone.

"Hey, there's no one!"

"Oh, it's useless, they won't come, it's better not to let them come. ”

Suning ignored the fat man and shouted hard.

"Someone's coming!"

"Help!"

"Wronged!"

However, the jailers outside the door had long been accustomed to the shouts coming from inside the cells, and as long as anyone came to this place, there was no one who did not cry out. Even if they are really guilty, they must shout loudly, no matter what, they must always try, don't they! Therefore, these jailers will not agree at all when they hear these shouts, and they are really noisy, so they just step forward and be honest with a stick.

"Oh, don't scream, you're the one who will suffer. Maybe it will affect me, don't scream!"

Seeing Suning's heart-rending shout, the fat man beside him couldn't hold back any longer. The strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, and in the cell, the jailers are the emperor of the prisoner door! Don't mess with them, otherwise you will have your own hardships!

However, where does Suning understand this. I was brave in the face of righteousness, but I didn't expect to be imprisoned because of this, and of course I was unwilling!

"Someone has escaped from prison!"

"Where?"

Hearing this, the jailers instantly moved. Even if it's not true, you'll be in the cell right away. Otherwise, who is responsible for what goes wrong?

Sure enough, this method always works. I remember someone once said that if your card is swallowed or spit out less money at an ATM. When you call customer service, be sure not to tell the truth and just say that you spit out too much money so that they will arrive quickly. It's just a joke, but it's really useful now.

However, the jailers are not easy to mess with.

"Brother, brother, brother, brother......"

Suning looked at the jailer who was slowly approaching, and was stunned for a second. A good man does not suffer immediate losses, in this case, obedient is the most correct choice.

"Dare to lie to us, you are not afraid to wow. With a grim smile on his face, the jailer approached step by step.

"Don't dare, don't dare. ”

Seeing this situation, Suning dared to continue to be arrogant, waving his hand again and again, wanting to explain something.

"Don't you dare, I think you're quite capable, come on, come on, don't you keep calling us. We're here, tell me what's the matter?"

The long whip whirred in the hand of the jailer, and the jailer at this time was like a fierce beast in Suning's eyes, slowly attacking him.

"Brother, it's nothing, I just want to ask what time it is......"

"Oh, I'll give you a few whips and you'll know what time it is. ”

A sneer hung on the corner of the jailer's mouth, and he walked towards Suning with a hideous face. This is a very cruel reality, in prison, the jailer is the sky.

"Hey. ”

Looking at Suning, who was about to be whipped by the whip, the fat man beside him sighed. Don't scream, I'm going to scream, I'll see what you're going to do, it's really troublesome.

"Two big brothers, two big brothers!"

Suning originally thought that if he was fat enough to get up, he would need help from others. But unexpectedly, the fat man rolled up from the ground with a spirit. From an upside-down ball of meat, to a standing ball of meat.

I saw that the meat ball flexibly bypassed the waving whip, took out a few silver tickets from his bosom like a trick, and handed them to the jailer. Didn't he need a body search when he went into the cell?

"I said Jin Chubby, how many silver tickets did you hide on your body?"

"Hey, hey, hey, these last ones. Two old brothers, for the sake of the face of the silver ticket, spare this little brother for a while. Newcomer, don't be sensible, forgive me!"

"Okay, for the sake of your fat face, we'll spare him. However, if you dare to shout again, don't blame my brother for not being emotional!"

"That's nature, that's nature. ”

With a smile on his face, Jin Chubby finally sent the two jailers away.

"Hey, it's all you, how many chicken legs are flying now!"

Jin Fat sat next to Suning with a puff, looking at Suning who was stunned, and thought that Suning was scared stupid. patted the floor beside him and said to Suning: "Don't be afraid, money can make ghosts grind, with my brother here, no one will hurt you." ”

"Don't thank me, being in the same cell is fate!"

As soon as Suning opened his mouth, he was scolded back by Jin Chubby's words before he could speak. I saw Jin Fat Pang take out a jar of wine from the middle of a pile of straw, and said to Suning: "Come, drink two sips to suppress the shock!"

After that, the fat man holding the jar drank the wine in his arms in one gulp, and the conversation box was completely opened.