In the antechamber of the Wuzhen Hall, everyone was stunned and shocked.

"This ...... Is it the legendary Fuxi Nine Needles?"

"Flying needles to take acupoints, remote treatment, one thought! It's unprecedented, unheard of!"

"Is this still a medical skill? This is simply an immortal technique!"

Facing the horrified eyes of everyone, Ma Xiaozhen, who was devastated at the beginning, finally regained the dignity of his medical skills, he waved his hand gracefully and calmly, and replied pretending to be forced:

"Why bother with a little effort?"

"This kind of medicine...... It's just a gesture!"

The onlookers were even more shocked, and they all had a high respect for Ma Xiaozhen in their hearts.

Among the shocked people, only one person did not have a high respect in his heart, but spontaneously gave birth to 10,000 alpacas.

It was none other than Wang Fatzi, the chief disciple of Wuzhen Hall.

Wang Fatzi almost vomited blood.

Nima!

He also said that Lao Tzu was nauseous and vomiting, and said that Lao Tzu's little JJ was itchy, swollen and painful, and that Lao Tzu had frequent urination, urgency, incomplete urination, and bifurcation, which exposed Lao Tzu's privacy, and made Lao Tzu believe in your evil and think that he was pregnant......

It turned out to be just a joke for that little girl!

I'll rub it!

What do you think of me? Is this a cross talk actor? Or is it a special Northeast duo? Or is it a comedian?

Lao Tzu is not a comedian! Lao Tzu is the chief disciple of Wuzhen Hall, Wang Fatzi, Lao Tzu is a powerful faction!

"Nima!" Wang Fatty's face was already red as if it was about to drip blood: "You fool a fool!

"You're a strong man! You're pregnant! Your whole family is pregnant!"

The fat man was furious and roared angrily.

"No, no, no......" A smile appeared on Ma Xiaozhen's face, and he said lightly: "I didn't fool you, you are really pregnant......

"Am I really pregnant?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then became furious: "Nima! If you fool once, you will fool you twice! Do you think Lao Tzu will still believe you? You should be stupid, you are insulting Lao Tzu's IQ!"

"I didn't fool you, I didn't insult your intelligence. Ma Xiaozhen shook his head: "You are really pregnant, I don't believe you touch your belly button." ”

"Under the navel?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help touching his navel.

There was a slight shaking under the navel.

"This ...... What is this......"

Wang Fatzi was stunned.

"Fetal movement!"

Fetal movement ......

Wang Fatzi's eyes were as wide as five-kernel mooncakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

"What did I lie to you. Ma Xiaozhen waved his hand lightly: "I saw it just now, you are pregnant with something in your belly, but you are not human......"

Not human......

Thinking of the various supernatural novels he had read, Wang Fatzi's legs and stomach suddenly trembled.

He wanted to blurt out a rebuttal, but seeing that Ma Xiaozhen had treated the girl just now, he must have been right. The flying needles in the air, the ingenuity of the conception of therapy, the accuracy of the identification of acupoints, and the safety of the needles are all unprecedented in his life, and even his master Li Wuzhen is far inferior. Unconsciously believed Ma Xiaozhen's words a little more.

"Not a human ......"

The fat man muttered to himself, and suddenly felt a cool breath coming out of the tail vertebrae, piercing the Tianling Gai, and asked in a trembling voice: "It's not a human being, it can't be a ghost fetus, right?"

"You've read too many supernatural novels!" Ma Xiaozhen rolled his eyes angrily: "Where did you come from so many gods and ghosts, you are not a ghost fetus, you are a worm!"

"Bugs?"

Wang Fatzi's pupils suddenly tightened.

"That's right. Ma Xiaozhen nodded: "Half a month ago, did you go to a wild lake in the mountains?" ”

"You...... How do you know?" Wang Fatzi was shocked, and his voice trembled: "Zheng...... Exactly ......"

"Did you and your friends grill a fish on a slate?"

"God...... God, you know that?"

Wang Fatzi was even more surprised, and the title of Ma Xiaozhen in his mouth unconsciously changed from "you" to "you".

Ma Xiaozhen sighed: "What is in your stomach, the problem is with this fish!"

"Is the problem with this fish?" Wang Fatzi was stunned: "No!"

Half a month ago, he and a friend went to a wild lake in the mountains to fish and cook, and the two of them had a great time that day, and they also roasted a huge black fish on a stone slab. The slate-grilled fish tasted so delicious that he ate most of it by himself, and he still remembers the deliciousness.

It's just that only the two of them know about it. How could Ma Xiaozhen know the details, and how could he conclude that the problem was with the fish?

The fat man's heart was full of question marks, a standard Nick Young black question mark face.

Ma Xiaozhen continued: "The black fish you ate swallowed some eggs by the lake before you caught it. The eggs of these insects, if cooked in an iron pot, can be killed at high temperatures. It's just a pity that you use slate......"

"Although the fish grilled on the slate is delicious, the heat conduction of the slate is slower than that of the iron pot, and the temperature is lower than that of the iron pot. In addition, those eggs are in the belly of the fish, and the heat conduction is even slower. ”

"You ate too quickly, and the heat didn't have time to kill the eggs......"

Ma Xiaozhen glanced at the fat man, the fat man's legs were already trembling like chaff, Ma Xiaozhen deliberately lengthened his voice, and said word by word.

"This insect is extremely survivable, and eats everything, they enter your stomach, and they have begun to live and work in peace and contentment, take root and sprout, and create a harmonious and beautiful home. As long as it takes another seven days, they will gnaw your intestines and rot your stomach, and even the gods will not be able to save you......"

"Poof—"

When Ma Xiaozhen said this, he only heard a muffled sound, and Wang Fatzi was already so frightened that he knelt on his knees, holding Ma Xiaozhen's thighs and howling: "Master, save me ......"

"It's not impossible to save you!"

Ma Xiaozhen's gaze swept over the fat man who was hugging his thighs, and he groaned in his heart: "It's just that I seem to remember what you said? Let me think about it!"

A glimmer of hope appeared in Wang Fatzi's heart: "What did I say?"

"I remembered!" Ma Xiaozhen pondered for a while, and then suddenly slapped his head: "You said, if I can help you see a doctor, you call me Dad!"

"Daddy?"

The fat man looked at Ma Xiaozhen dumbfounded.

"Call Daddy. ”

Ma Xiaozhen nodded lightly in affirmation.

"Did I really call my father?"

The fat man looked at the crowd earnestly with expectant eyes, as if he wanted to find a good person who spoke up to uphold justice for himself and say a good word.

"You really said that you called Dad!"

The onlookers who fell into the well nodded solemnly, saying, "A manly man, his words must be done, and he will spit on a nail"!

Ma Xiaozhen's screaming chicken BGM under his crotch suddenly started singing, it was a classic children's song "Good Dad":

"Daddy Daddy! Daddy Daddy! Good Daddy Daddy!

"Even this chicken bullies me......" the fat man cried, and said with tears in his eyes, "This world ...... There's really no good guy left......"

"Don't you like this song?" Ma Xiaozhen was stunned for a moment, and patted the screaming chicken on his pants: "Cut the song, cut the song." ”

Screaming Chicken cut a smash hit "Where Are You Going, Dad......

Screaming chicken: "Daddy, can you sing Little Star? No, then I'll teach you!"

The onlookers couldn't help but sing together: "There is a cool person in my family, who is invulnerable to knives and guns with three heads and six arms, and his palms are a little thick, leading me to learn to walk......"

Looking at the expectant eyes of the onlookers, Wang Fatzi, the chief disciple of Wuzhen Hall, finally cried.

"You bad people...... " He weakened his knees and shouted to Ma Xiaozhen with a crying voice:

"Daddy...... They bullied me......"