The triangular eye flew out violently and kicked Ma Xiaozhen's crotch straight to the door.

Like a cheetah that has been lurking in the grass for a long time, when the opportunity comes, it strikes like lightning, bites the crotch of the bull, and brings down the prey that weighs three times its own.

This flirtatious leg set up his life's work, and he kicked out with a whistling wind, bringing his strength to the extreme.

If you are hit by this flirtatious leg, you will cut off your children and grandchildren, and you will die on the spot.

Even Ma Xiaozhen's screaming chicken couldn't help but match this electric flirtatious leg with the theme music of the 98 World Cup:

"Dog, dog, oh tired, tired, tired—"

However, Ma Xiaozhen reflexively shrunk his legs and leaned back.

This flirtatious leg, which pinned all the hopes of the triangular eye, was caught by Ma Xiaozhen's legs, and then, he only felt an endless wave of continuous force surging over.

"Click-"

There was another crisp sound of cracking bones.

Triangular Eye's leg was also fractured.

"Brother......" The triangular eyes looked at Ma Xiaozhen speechlessly, and the man's face that had experienced the vicissitudes of life once again welled up with muddy old tears: "The leg is also broken......"

"Oh, you unlucky boy. Ma Xiaozhen looked guilty: "Why don't you start kicking without saying a word, why don't you tell me, you kick without saying a word, I'm not ready for this, a conditioned reflex, can't it be clipped......"

"Brother, you play slowly. I had to go beforehand ......"

Triangle Eye silently supported his body with his last intact left leg, and struggled to jump and prepare to leave.

"What's the matter?" asked Ma Xiaozhen curiously.

Triangle eyes with tears: "If the eldest brother doesn't object, I want to go to a hospital......"

"Really don't play anymore?"

"I really don't play anymore. ”

"Alright, let's settle the score. ”

Seeing that Triangle Eye insisted on leaving, Ma Xiaozhen finally showed his hooligan appearance, and forcibly sat down on the eaves with Triangle Eye in his arms: "Dude, I have no money, do you have to show it......"

The triangular-eyed tiger's body was shocked, and he cried again.

You've broken your hands and feet, and you're going to grab money.

What a world of moral decay......

Is there still a heavenly principle?

Is there still a royal law?

Triangle Eyes cried and said, "Brother, I still have 800 yuan in cash on me, all for you, let me go." ”

Ma Xiaozhen said impatiently: "Then why don't you hurry up and bring it?"

Triangle eyes with tears in his eyes, full of grievances: "Brother, both hands are broken......"

"Oh, forget about it, I'll do it myself. ”

Ma Xiaozhen slapped his head and turned the trouser pocket of his triangular eyes upside down.

Eight hundred and sixty-three pieces of five cents, incense, soft China, lighter......

"Brother, it's all for you, then I'll go first. Triangle Eyes whispered, using his only remaining left leg to quietly jump and run.

"Don't worry, we'll chat. Ma Xiaozhen lit a cigarette, pulled back the triangular eye that slipped away, sat down, and asked curiously: "I said big brother, how long have you been doing this?"

Triangle Eyes sat next to Ma Xiaozhen, like a trembling quail: "It's going to be two years......"

"Don't tremble. Ma Xiaozhen patted him: "How many women from good families have been ruined?"

"Uh...... Seven or eight bars......"

"What? seven or eight?"

Ma Xiaozhen was furious.

"Three, four, three, four. Triangle eyes trembled, and quickly lowered the number.

"How many are there!Tell me honestly!" Ma Xiaozhen shouted: "Confess leniently, resist strictly!"

"Seven or eight ......" triangular eyes lowered their heads.

Seven or eight.

It's shameful! It's so nasty! It's so fucking shameless!

Ma Xiaozhen felt a wave of envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart.

Lao Tzu is still a virgin, and what is even worse is that he used the castrated cat hair to refine the Lingbo cat step flip-flops, and as a result, the little brother was intermittently sick, and he couldn't lift it when he wanted a woman, and he couldn't lift it when he didn't want a woman to be bent on the road......

It's just like asking how sad you can be, just like a senior eunuch going to the Qinglou!

And the grandson in front of him, relying on a smoke, has ruined seven or eight women from good families!

Heaven, earth, where is the heavens?

Ma Xiaozhen's heart suddenly swelled with a strong sense of justice and the desire to take revenge on society.

This grandson must be punished on behalf of the moon!

But how can you punish him?

Ma Xiaozhen tried hard to turn on the small motor in his mind, thinking of ghost ideas.

By the way, the last time I refined the Limbo cat step flip flops, it seemed that there was still a lot of cat hair left over from the eunuch cat in the pressure cooker.

That's great.

Ma Xiaozhen was overjoyed, he looked at the triangular eyes, and his eyes were full of light.

"Brother...... What do you want to do?"

The triangular eyes shuddered, and suddenly there was a sense of foreboding.

"Since I have taken your money, let me always reciprocate it. Ma Xiaozhen smiled evilly, raised his hand, and there were already a few more cat hairs in his hand: "I'll give you a baby!"

"What is this?"

Triangle Eyes didn't know what Ma Xiaozhen meant, but looking at Ma Xiaozhen's evil smiling face, he felt a chill start from the soles of his feet and slowly spread to the top of his head.

Ma Xiaozhen looked serious, raised his hand, and slapped the few cat hairs into the forehead of the triangular eye.

A miraculous thing happened, those few cat hairs were like water, and gradually merged into the forehead of the triangular eyes, and there was no trace of existence.

"It's ...... Cat hair?" Triangle eyes widened.

"This is no ordinary cat hair!"

Ma Xiaozhen proudly straightened his chest, and finally found the full pleasure of pretending to be like Xuanhuang Ancestor: "This is a cat hair that is dedicated to the Tao!"

"Single-minded cat hair?" The triangular eyes were shocked again, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Huh...... What's the use?"

"To put it simply, this is the hair of a castrated cat, and if I implant it in your body, you won't lift it?"

"What?

As a lewd thief, the triangular eyes are a bolt from the blue.

"Don't be sad, you can lift it once in a while. Ma Xiaozhen comforted: "As long as you recite the Tao Te Ching more, and your heart is free of distractions and you are dedicated to the Tao, you can lift it." Come and read ...... me."

"The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency when there is more than is lost. The way of man, otherwise, the loss is not enough to give more than enough. Who can have more than enough to serve the world? only the Taoist ......"

Triangle Eye hurriedly followed and recited it silently in his mouth, and a glimmer of hope appeared in his heart, like a man who fell into the water grabbed a life-saving straw.

Fortunately, it seems that there is still salvation.

"But if you have lustful thoughts, you can't lift them up again. Ma Xiaozhen continued: "To put it simply, you can't lift it when you think about women, but you can lift it when you recite the Tao Te Ching to the Tao." ”

"Click-"

The triangular eyes seemed to hear the sound of their own heart breaking, and by the way, the sound of the egg breaking along with it.

"Then it's better not to be able to lift it all the time!"

The triangular eyes let out an angry roar from the depths of his soul, and in just over ten minutes, this unlucky man received heavy blows from body to soul again and again, and this time he finally couldn't bear it.

"Poof—"

He spurted a pool of gorgeous blood and fell to the ground.

"This unlucky kid is too fragile......"

Ma Xiaozhen looked at the triangular eyes that fell to the ground, shook his head, and finally got up to leave.

After the incident, the clothes are gone, and the merit and fame are hidden.