Chapter 107: The Battle of the Whistles
The next day, the sun was shining, and the druids hid in the mountains and watched the procession slowly moving through the forest. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Lord Bailey, are you sure you want to do this?"
"That's all there is to it. ”
Bailey nodded solemnly, the team would arrive in Victoria's royal capital in the afternoon, and they didn't have much time to delay.
After missing the Song of the Blue Sky last night, I can't afford to miss the opportunity today.
"Don't worry, I'm confident. ”
Bailey said, a flash of confidence in his eyes.
The elves were advancing, and a light breeze suddenly blew in their ears. They were the first to hear a whistle, the sound was crisp and melodious, bringing an intoxicating rhyme.
"It's ......"
Christopher heard the whistle, and his frustrated spirit quickly stirred.
The whistle floats from the high mountains, like the song of birds in the mountain streams, unpolished, simple and natural, but extremely close to the heart, making people feel refreshed for a while.
"Someone whistling in the mountains!"
"What a beautiful whistle!"
Not only Christopher, but the other humans in the escort team were now like the elves, pricking up their ears to listen to this wonderful whistle.
"Huh......"
In the carriage, Lin Lei, who was pretending to be sick, found that the song of the blue sky suddenly flew up, flying restlessly in the carriage.
"What are you doing?"
Lin Lei was surprised, and a whistle came from outside.
Someone is whistling, and they're trying to seduce the song of the blue sky away!
Lin Lei was in good spirits, he finally had something to relieve his boredom, the slut dared to seduce my weapon, you are killing yourself!
"Song of the blue sky, I'll play Chopin's nocturne for you!"
Suddenly, another whistle sounded in the forest.
The humans and elves shook in unison, and then looked at the carriage in shock—the High King was whistling!
Unlike the whistle just now, the whistle of the High King is calm and majestic, and contains a mysterious rhythm - this rhythm is so incredible, it is as quiet as the night, and it is full of dreamy mood.
No one has ever heard such a rhythm before, and it changes the tone of the music and gives them a completely different enjoyment.
Christopher's eyes narrowed in amazement—it was amazing how well the whistle could be heard!
The two whistles echo each other, one far and one near, forming a perfect match.
The ears of each human and elf were pricked up, and these two whistles were wonderful, but for some reason, they seemed a little uncomfortable.
Christopher squinted his eyes to enjoy the music, but after a few minutes, his face grew solemn.
"Your Excellency!"
Ireh rode over from behind: "These two whistles have an effect on our bodies. ”
Christopher nodded, his body slowly losing control.
The lord turned around, and the expressions of the human soldiers around him became nervous, apparently having the same problem as them.
"Stop!"
Christopher suddenly raised his hand, and the team stopped.
He looked at his subordinates with a solemn expression - "Rest for five minutes!"
As soon as Christopher spoke, the convoy broke up in an instant, and the humans and night elves laid down their weapons and ran into the nearby forest, then unbuttoned their pants - peeing.
"It's so refreshing!"
The escort team watered many flowers, which was the most comfortable watering in their lives, accompanied by a beautiful whistle, and the feeling of release was very refreshing.
After a few minutes, the guards returned to the group refreshed and continued on their way.
Christopher rode his horse, he was in a very happy mood, this whistle was really good, he happened to be a little uncomfortable in the past two days, whistles are more effective than medicine.
“...... No, it doesn't come. ”
High on the mountain, Bailey stopped whistling out of breath, why didn't the song of the blue sky come.
"Lord Bailey, the whistle in the carriage attracts it more than you. Sylvie said, and Bailey's face changed drastically: "What! You say my whistle can't compare to that guy who doesn't have any hair!?"
No, his fur is almost the same—Syvi thought.
Bailey stared angrily at the escort, and when he listened carefully to the whistle, it seemed that it was indeed a little better than his.
"That stinky boy thinks he can beat me like this?
Bailey snorted coldly, his nickname when he was young was the little prince of whistles, and girls at that time liked to hear him whistle.
Since this kid doesn't know how to lift, then he doesn't have to keep his hands.
"I'm going to make the Song of the Blue Sky fall in love with me!"
Bailey remembered a song, which was a touching love song created by the Mermaid Queen - "I Love Pippi Shrimp"
"I Love Phi Phi Shrimp" has been circulating for 500 years, and its popularity is still undiminished, and it is known as the world's number one love song.
Bailey learned the song from a mermaid in his youth and used it to enchant ten women, and he had faith in the song.
High on the mountain, the charming whistle sounded again, and this time the whistle was even more wonderful.
Its timbre is like a steel ball sprinkled on the ice, with clear grains, and the distant whistle gradually spreads through the escort team, leading all the listeners into a wonderful world of love.
"This song should only be in the sky, and it is rare to hear it in the world. ”
Christopher was shocked, the song was so beautiful that it reminded him of his first love, and a shy smile of a young girl appeared in his head.
That year, the girl ran on the beach and waved her white scarf, she was so pure, so kind-who would have thought that after getting married, she would become a completely different person.
"Woo ......"
Christopher wiped his eyes, he felt like crying a little.
"What song is this?"
In the carriage, Lin Lei's whistle stopped, and he was quite surprised that there were such beautiful songs in this world.
The song of the blue sky danced like a butterfly, and it was so cheerful that it circled around the carriage and wanted to fly out several times.
"You're so distracted!"
Lin Lei was angry, that guy dared to seduce the song of the blue sky with a love song, that must not be endured.
Do you blow a love song -- well, you are tender, I will be intense, I will play a "Turkish March" for you to see.
“...... The first time I heard the whistle version of "I Love Phi Phi Shrimp". ”
In the escort, Iree couldn't help but sigh as he watched many people wipe away their tears—he didn't expect someone to turn that famous song into a whistle.
"Today is really worth the trip, the whistle of "I Love Phi Phi Shrimp" is so good!"
"Not really! That's the best concert!"
The members of the convoy praised one after another, and they were really eye-opening, and they were so good at their deeds, and their whistles were so good—it seemed that His Majesty the High King had met an opponent.
However, no sooner had they thought about it than a fierce whistle suddenly sounded from the carriage, causing everyone's hairs to explode.
"What kind of song is this!"
People were shocked.
They didn't expect the whistle to blow so violently, and the fierce rhythm was both witty and imposing, covering "I Love Phi Phi Shrimp" in an instant, bringing people into an unrestrained ocean of joy.
People strongly resist the urge to dance.
The passionate whistle rushed like a river, and people's hearts began to spring up with a mixture of joy and pain, and the whistle was like a tide hitting their bodies and minds.
The faces of the humans and elves turned red and white, their bodies began to tremble, and the troubles that had just been solved suddenly gathered rapidly, and they swelled like a river.
"Oh my God!"
Christopher's face changed drastically, and his right hand was raised.
"Take a five-minute break!"
Thousands of guards rushed to both sides of the road.
After solving the problem, they came back with a relaxed look on their faces and continued on their way - but soon, everyone's crotch was panicked again, and the way they walked changed.
"Stop, stop!"
Once again, the guards scurried to both sides of the road.
They walked back with pale expressions, and then two minutes later......
"Stop!"
Again, the crowd ran to both sides.
Several night elf female mages were dumbfounded: "Master Astral, why do men do so often?"
Hera thought for a moment, "The physiology is different. ”
Half an hour later, the members of the convoy couldn't stand it anymore - many cried.
"Prince, stop the Supreme King, I really can't pee!"
"I'm going to bleed!"
Everyone prayed to Ire, who was also very unwell, and he walked to the carriage in embarrassment.
At this time, the whistle on the high mountain stopped, and Lin Lei also stopped with a dry mouth.
After enjoying a grand concert, the song of the blue sky swings around like a cradle, expressing its satisfaction with lazy movements, and the light on its body is much brighter.
"You're listening to it today, I'm tired. ”
Lin Lei was a little unhappy, and then lifted the curtain: "Get me some water, I'm thirsty...... Hey, Prince, why is your face so white? ”
Ireh came to the carriage.
"Your Majesty, if you go to the toilet more than a dozen times in a row, you will also be in vain. ”
“...... Stinking...... Stinky Boy ......"
On the high mountain, Bailey held the tree with one hand and covered his chest with the other and gasped: "Count, count you awesome!"
Even after whistling for more than half an hour, Bailey was about to stop breathing.
"Lord Bailey, don't continue. ”
The druids behind him were even more miserable, a group of male elves spread out on the ground, their legs were weak, and their expressions were worse than death,
Bailey's chest was dull, but he had gradually regained his breath.
"Humph......"
He glared fiercely at the escort, then turned around and limped backwards.
"What are you going to do, Lord Bailey?"
"The plan failed, and I want to go back to practice. Bailey didn't look back, turned into an eagle and went to the sky: "The rest of the work will be handed over to the demigods and you!"
The druids watched Bailey fly away in surprise: "Lord Bailey is so strong, what else do you need to cultivate?"
"Do you need to ask?"
Shelvie had anticipated this outcome from the beginning.
She smiled slightly: "Of course it's whistling!"
Bailey lost so badly this time, if he didn't go back to practice whistling, how could he let the song of the blue sky empathize with him.