On Wednesday, September 10, 2014, the weather outside was also good, with a thin fog, dew on the long messy weeds on the side of the road, and a little light spot reflected when the sun shone down.

Wuqi is a very small place, with a permanent population of about 4,000, not even a normal village, no mountains and rivers, people can freeze to death in spring, mosquitoes in summer, ladybugs in autumn, and people can freeze to death in winter, just because there is water all around. Such a place also happens to be a location for some "third society", such as "prison".

And there happen to be a few prisons here, not too big, not too small, and there are always thousands of prisoners. Every single person in prison is a special case, so there are thousands of special cases, thousands of people here.

At seven o'clock in the morning, the sky was already bright and dazzling, and the hot sun was shining on the hot people.

"Third brother, it's time to get up and go to work. A colleague in the dormitory whispered to the hot man in the sun.

"Oh......" After a vague agreement, the pile of more than 200 pounds on the bed sat up with his eyes closed.

"Wake up, third brother, today I said that there was an operation, let's go over and prepare. ”

"What day is the operation?"

"Wednesday. ”

"Li, you go, I'm going to commit Tai Sui today, so I decided to take a day off. ”

"Oh, then I'll go, third brother, you can sleep. Xiao Li closed the door lightly and left.

Bang!

The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground sounded, accompanied by the overwhelmed screams from the bed board, and the more than 200 pounds of things on the bed threw themselves back on the pitiful, narrow-looking bed.

Wednesday, it's really the surname Zhou Mingsan, the only child in the family, which can't help but remind people of what this three means, of course, there will always be people who ask Wednesday directly, and the answer is: When he was born, it happened to be Wednesday, and his father was too lazy to afford those complicated names, so with a free and easy stroke of the pen, there was a Wednesday name. Every time he mentions this, Wednesday is proud, as if he is showing what a free and easy father he has.

Wednesday's name is the same as his family, ordinary, ordinary, without any prominent family background, his father is a teacher, he has been teaching and educating people all his life, and he is not even a leader in a school of hundreds of people. Mother is even simpler, is a farmer, the first half of her life farmed, the second half of her life is good, the land is no longer planted, every day get up early and greedy for darkness and dance square dance with some old men and old ladies, so Wednesday's life is not starving, not eating well, can be full.

Wednesday passed the national exam in 13 years and was admitted to this small place called Wuqi, in Wednesday's words: this place, the small ones can't be divided according to the scale on the map, and a scale blocks it. It is a typical place where there are bird calls and no bird matter, but only he understands which bird this bird is.

Wednesday is a police officer, and a doctor among the police, with a very loud name - prison doctor. It's just that it's too far away from the real imperial doctor, and the patients people see are either more than 10,000 people under one person, or they are beautiful and fragrant. And the patients I saw on Wednesday were all labor prisoners, not to mention that one person was below 10,000 people, and it was estimated that it would not even reach 10,000 people below 10,000 people, let alone the country's natural fragrance. Because he is a male prisoner, all the stinky old men are stinking all over their bodies. Wednesday is an anesthesiologist, and every time I anesthetize an inmate before surgery, I think about the same question - can I kill him with a needle and make some outstanding contribution to the country and society.

Wednesday almost every Wednesday of the week will have such a situation, that is, the so-called murderer Tai Sui in his mouth, not that he is cheating and cheating and does not want to go to work, because according to his usual work, Wednesday is a "relatively positive" person, at least rarely late and leave early. It's just that on Wednesday, it seems that these advantages have disappeared with the arrival of this day, and even Wednesday doesn't know why, this time is very accurate, at least much more accurate than the eldest aunt, Wednesday once touched the fleshy chin and thought seriously.

It was almost eleven o'clock, and Wednesday finally pulled himself up from the bed, moved his more than 200 pounds of meat, and stood in front of the window slowly, pulling the handle of the window as if he was making some major decision.

Call!

As Wednesday pulled open the window, the hot air outside also rushed into the room, and the hedge of the air currents made Wednesday much more sober. At least during this time period, let Wednesday wash up smoothly and make yourself really sober.

Wednesday casually pulled the crumpled boxer pants, somewhere to find a pair of equally crumpled shorts and put them on, then stretched out his left foot and left hand together, and at the same time turned on the computer and pulled a cigarette out of the cigarette case. The next moment, with a shake of his left hand, the cigarette flew up so accurately and inserted it into the mouth full of beard stubble, and at this time, the lighter in his right hand was already scorching and waiting accurately at the front end of the cigarette. Ignition, sucking, spitting, a coherent set of movements completed in a matter of seconds, Wednesday comfortably leaned back in his chair and watched the computer screen log into the system.

At around thirteen o'clock, Wednesday rubbed his stomach in front of the computer, grabbed the phone and ordered takeout, and the mouse kept scrolling through a bunch of data in the open game, and then switched to the auxiliary program in the background to check.

"Hand speed 311, invalid operation 74, actual hand speed 237, up a little more, hehe, a group of rookies, grandpa is here, hahahaha. With a hideous laugh on Wednesday, Wednesday entered the game again.

At fourteen o'clock, the takeaway was delivered, and Wednesday also happened to end a wonderful battle, so I was satisfied with the lunch box, grabbed my mobile phone and started to eat.

At 14:30, after eating on Wednesday, when I was "closing my eyes and recuperating", the text message reminder ringtone on my mobile phone suddenly rang.

"You need to lose weight!" the number to the text message was not displayed, a blank piece.

"Damn, who are you? Lao Tzu does it matter to you to lose weight or not?" Wednesday looked at the inexplicable text message, deleted it casually, and then continued to brush the joke he just saw.

Dingdingding......

The phone rang, and the caller ID was also blank.

"Damn!" Wednesday felt like he was being teased mercilessly.

"Hey, who! say!" Wednesday recited the standard three-character scripture, but that tone did not have the elegance of Master Wang Yinglin of the Song Dynasty.

"You're going to lose weight. A deep male voice sounded, standard Mandarin, the words were round, and there was no trace of fireworks, as if he was narrating a cookie-cutter thing.

"Who the are you? Tell you, it's not fun to play like this. "Wednesday felt like my blood was rushing to my head.

"Remember, if you scold me now, I'll abuse you once in the future. In addition, you have to lose weight, from now on, you will lose less than 80 kilograms in a month, I will help you lose it, you will be miserable. The sound of a beep hanging up came from the phone.

"I'll fuck your uncle, neurotic, I%%*&%¥#¥##......" The standard national scolding kept echoing in the police officer's apartment.

Fortunately, such an incident never happened again, and Wednesday's death continued peacefully.