Chapter 148: The Wine Table Is Like a Battlefield
After the fall of Mao Tiezhu, who is known as the big wine steel of Maojia Village, Qiu Zang suddenly felt that the general trend had gone. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Facing the Ren Shanhe that was like an insurmountable mountain, the two of them frowned.
Qiuzang's face was ugly, and the dishes on the table at this time were just that, if you added these dozen jars of wine, it would really be fatal, although he and Yunshu were both nobles, but they were in the Xisang battlefield at this time, who still had the heart to bring so many silver taels with them.
If they lose to this Ren Shanhe tonight, I'm afraid the three of them will really have to go out to exchange their pants for money.
The more Ren Shanhe drinks, the warmer his smile is like spring, as if he has an unstoppable charm like this fragrant flower.
The drunk Mao Tiezhu stopped sitting after falling off the bench, his buttocks were sticking to the floor like roots, and he couldn't pull it up, staring at the female general who was smiling softly in front of him, and laughed inexplicably.
Qiuzang had already given up on Mao Tiezhu and looked at Ren Shanhe in front of him on the united front with Yunshu.
Ren Shanhe chuckled, drank a bowl of wine by himself, and then wiped the wine droplets from the corners of his mouth with his fingers like shallots, and he said softly: "Two, who is next?"
Shi can be killed, being ridiculed by women in terms of drinking, it is really a great shame, at least Qiu Zang, who was born in a patriarchal aristocratic family, is intolerable, so Da Yi Ling Ran shouted: "Third brother, it's up to you!"
"Uh...... Yunshu was stunned: "Why is it my turn, the eldest brother has fallen, isn't there still a second brother?"
"Third brother, you go and test this person's reality first, and let the second brother cushion the back!"
Holding the mouth of the wine jar with his right hand, he easily lifted a wine jar, and then steadily looked at the small ceramic bowl in front of him to pour wine, and after completing this series of elegant but domineering actions, Ren Shanhe saw that the two people had not drunk so far, his brows furrowed slightly, and the shaking snakes around him began to move back and forth impatiently.
"You two, don't you want to escape from the battle?" This Ren Shanhe seemed to be particularly disdainful of the four words of escape, and this sentence inexplicably aggravated the tone, making Yunshu and Qiuzang both shocked.
Immediately, Qiuzang finally couldn't hold it back, and said bitterly: "If you die early or later, you have to die, isn't it just drinking, I'll accompany Qiuzang!!"
"Okay!" Ren Shanhe turned his anger into a laugh, and with a wave of his right hand, several Teng snakes consciously moved, and lifted the wine jar placed on the side out of thin air, and then pulled out the wine stopper, shook his body, and more than a dozen of them worked hard together to pour wine for Qiuzang.
Seeing this, Yun Shu was secretly surprised in his heart: "I have heard that Ren Jiamu's heart control rattan technique is flexible and ingenious, and when I saw it today, it really deserves its reputation, with this snake and rattan armor, it can do such fine movements, this person is worthy of being the female general of the Ren family!"
Saying that Qiuzang had already prepared, he picked up the wine bowl in front of him as if he were dead, but this action seemed to be firm, but it was inexplicably mixed with some shaking movements, secretly spilled nearly half a bowl of wine, and then drank it all again, exhaled and smiled: "How?"
Seeing that Qiuzang was suspected of cheating, Ren Shanhe was not angry, but just used the vine control technique to manipulate Teng Snake to fill a bowl of wine for himself and Qiuzang, and he was the first to do it as a respect.
A bowl goes into the belly, followed by another bowl......
As if endlessly, the shopkeeper kept sending a few people into the wine jar, and a pair of eyes looked at the two people who were constantly fighting for wine, secretly speechless, already full of sweat.
Drinking, drinking, drinking, at this point it looks more like masochism.
Yunshu is not a person who sits idly by, while Qiuzang is stubbornly resisting, he is constantly observing Ren Shanhe.
Yun Shu who can drink has also seen it, especially among Yun Zhan's subordinates, there are many crazy people who are addicted to alcohol, and they often start with thirty altars when they drink, and Yun Shu will occasionally talk to them, so as to learn about some tricks on the wine table.
How can a normal person drink alcohol without going to the toilet? Some of those old Yunzhan departments rely on the water heart to guide the direction of the wine in the body, and some rely on exercises to quietly force the wine out of the body, in short, there will be special methods to help the battle on their wine table to survive a hundred battles.
Yunshu carefully observed Ren Shanhe and found that this person was not the body of the water heart, and there were no water stains on the ground around him, how could he drink alcohol for so long without the slightest drunkenness?
It's not that Yunshu can't afford to lose, it's just that he is suddenly a little willing to compete with this mediocre powerhouse, although it is not Zhengda Guangming who fights to the death on the battlefield, but at least he has to fight with her at the wine table.
Qiu Zang's eyes were already red, and he was already the most ferocious drinking in his life, desperately urging himself to keep himself awake, but as time went by, he gradually began to become confused, and the most terrible thing was that he couldn't help it with a sense of urine, and his face gradually became difficult to see.
While Qiuzang was still conscious, Yunshu smiled and took out a paper fan from his waist, followed the example of Guan Shanyue, and gently patted his chin on his chest.
"Huh?" Ren Shanhe, who had a playful smile on his face, looked at Qiuzang, who was already at the end of the strong bow and crossbow, as if he was teasing a pet, and suddenly found that Yunshu, who looked a little inconspicuous on the side, suddenly pulled out a paper fan, although it was not very clear, but she seemed to vaguely see that on the white paper fan, there seemed to be a mountain peak hidden in it.
Shaking his head vigorously, Ren Shanhe was a little puzzled, thinking that if he really drank too much, how could there be a mountain peak on this fan?
After a closer look, I found that the paper fan was still a paper fan, and there were no poems and songs in it, and there were no landscape pictures on it, so I just laughed at it.
Patting the paper fan, Yunshu approached Qiu Zang, who seemed to be about to explode, and said with a smile: "Second brother, I'm a little thirsty, you can take a rest and replace me." ”
Unexpectedly, Qiuzang shouted: "No, I will be exhausted in one go, and then I will be exhausted, at this time I am already drunk, and I am afraid it will be difficult to go into battle again after retreating, so let me hold on until I die!!"
Yunshu didn't say anything about this, took off his mask, revealed his true face, and just filled himself with a bowl of fragrant Yuanxiang wine, the wine made of Yuanxiang flowers, inexplicably involved Yunshu's past thoughts, and the girl who had a floral appointment with him, smiled.
Five fingers hold the wine bowl without the palm of his hand, and he ponders on the other side.
Jin Bo in the laughing bowl, reminiscing about the past. used to be a cloud, and now Hua is swaggering.
If the knife cuts the love silk like green silk, how can he suffer day and night? He is sorrowful, and his sorrow and admiration are like mellow wine, and the longer it lasts, the more mellow it becomes. He was laughing, laughing and laughing like a disease, the more he boiled, the more deadly it became. Today's fragrance, yesterday was like a dream.
Let's drink a little drink, worry about it, laugh at it, pass through the red dust, prosperous like dust, it is inevitable to get involved, you can't forget it, or the wine is the most crisp.
Holding a wine bowl in his right hand and a paper fan in his left hand, he said to Ren Shanhe: "I salute Ren Yajiang with a bowl!"
"Oh?" Ren Shanhe smiled, watching Yun Shu put his right hand on the wine bowl to his lips, and then found that this person was like an elegant Confucian student, and gently covered half of his face with a paper fan, and he really drank it all.
When the paper fan was removed, Yunshu specially signaled the wine bowl to Ren Shanhe, and the wine bowl was already empty.
"Okay!" Ren Shanhe nodded with a smile, and drank two bowls in a row, which was really enough for one person to drink two people.
However, what Yun Shu said in the next moment was a little jaw-dropping, only to hear Yun Shu say with a smile: "Ren Yajiang, this bowl of wine is not fun at all, it is better for us to drink one altar at a time!"
"Poof......" Qiuzang ungracefully squirted a sea dragon, and then turned his head and spit out all the contents of his stomach on Mao Tiezhu's head with a "uh" sound......
Seeing that Qiuzang was out, Ren Shanhe knew that there was only one person left, and he didn't ink, so he smiled slightly, simply raised the wine jar in his hand, raised his head and began to drink.
In this gesture, there will inevitably be a large amount of wine down the chin, falling on the simple cloth, after getting wet, outlining a surging proud breasts, Yun Shu swallowed saliva inexplicably, knowing that he was indecent and disrespectful, but his inexplicable eyes just couldn't move away.
"Bang!" a jar of wine was drunk, Ren Shanhe's smile was more intoxicating than wine, and when the wine jar fell heavily on the wine table, it showed the domineering spirit of women.
Yunshu did not show weakness, he smiled, and picked up a jar of wine with his right hand, his way of drinking was different from the heroic Ren Shanhe, just gently dragging the bottom of the wine jar, slowly lifting it upward, tilting the wine jar and pouring out a large amount of wine at the same time.
This action, Yunshu is naturally gently shielded with a paper fan.
"Yun Gongzi is so delicate, not afraid of people's jokes?" Ren Shanhe smiled slightly.
Indeed, while drinking and covering with a paper fan, this posture is undoubtedly a bit too "elegant", but Yun Shu ignored her jokes, just kept drinking, until he drank all the jars, then gently took the paper fan away, and turned the mouth of the wine jar downward, showing the empty jar with no drop left.