028 What is the use of Lao Tzu asking for this iron rod?
"What?
Ma Xiaozhen seemed to have hit a brick head-on.
I bought a watch last year!
I have just pretended to be successful, I am just about to go to the peak of my life, and I am just full of confidence in this artifact pressure cooker......
But he didn't lift it......
Artifact,, artifact!
So what's the point of me going to the top of my life!
Do you want me to write a book of "Historical Records"?
Ma Xiaozhen takes 10,000 critical damage.
Looking at this thing's green face, Xuanhuang Ancestor suddenly felt a murderous aura attacking, and couldn't help but get goosebumps, and hurriedly opened his mouth to comfort.
"Don't worry, it's intermittent, it's not continuous, it's still a regular ......"
"Really?
Ma Xiaozhen was overjoyed, like a dying man grasping a life-saving straw, and a glimmer of hope for life emerged.
"Really, really, as long as you expel distracting thoughts and concentrate on the Tao, you can restore your male style. Xuanhuang Ancestor patted Ma Xiaozhen on the shoulder: "Come, follow me to recite the Tao Te Ching!"
"The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency when there is more than is lost. The way of man, otherwise, the loss is not enough to give more than enough. Who can have more than enough to serve the world? only the Taoist ......"
Ma Xiaozhen followed and recited silently in his mouth: "The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency when there is more than ...... loss."
Sure enough, after eliminating distracting thoughts and concentrating on the Dao, Ma Xiaozhen felt that the power of the desolation in his body had returned.
Little brother can be a pillar of optimus again!
Ma Xiaozhen felt a little comforted in his heart.
Although the procedure was a little more troublesome, I was able to have fun again!
"But!" Xuanhuang Old Ancestor instructed Ma Xiaozhen earnestly: "Although this method can allow you to regain your male style, if you have lustful and evil thoughts, once you break the Dao heart, your male male style will disappear in an instant......
"Uh...... What does it mean......"
Ma Xiaozhen had another sense of foreboding.
"It means that when you think about a woman, you won't lift it......" Xuanhuang Ancestor told Ma Xiaozhen with a sincere face again.
"When will you be able to lift it?"
"When you are single-minded, you can lift it. ”
"Click-"
Ma Xiaozhen seemed to hear the sound of his heart shattering!
And the familiar sound of 10,000 *** rushing by.
I can't lift it when I think about a woman, and I can lift it when I don't want a woman to be dedicated to the Tao......
Are you kidding me?
What are you doing with your little brother?
Is there anything more stupid, boring, and tragic in this world?
What is the use of Lao Tzu asking for this iron rod!?
Ma Xiaozhen shed tears while taking off the flip-flops with the power of a gelding cat from the soles of his feet, ready to hang Xuanhuang Ancestor and beat him to death.
"Wait, don't worry, as long as you cultivate diligently, wash the marrow and change the muscles, and successfully reach the realm of entering the Dao, if you want to revive the majesty of men at that time, it will be a trivial matter. "Xuanhuang Ancestor swears.
"Really?"
Ma Xiaozhen was shocked in his heart, and he didn't know if he should kill Xuanhuang on the spot. But considering the happiness of the second half of his life, he finally decided to believe in the other party, and asked hesitantly:
"It's not a routine this time, is it?"
"Absolutely not!" Xuanhuang Ancestor patted his chest and reassured, explaining with confidence:
"According to the cultivation system of my Jiuyi Continent, the first realm of entry is the forging period, which pays attention to tempering oneself, and then cooperates with the auxiliary heaven and earth spiritual objects to wash the marrow of the I Ching. Once the cultivation is successful, the potential inside and outside the physical body can be brought into full play, and the physical body is strong, far beyond mortals, and you can also control your body freely, which can be called the Tao. ”
"Comfortable control of your own body......"
Ma Xiaozhen thought for a while. From this point of view, it is easy to control your body, and of course, to control your penis. Xuanhuang Ancestor's re-creation of men's male style sounds like there is some truth, and it should not be groundless.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but get excited - just like standing under a telephone pole and seeing a small advertisement for "A famous old Chinese medicine doctor in a certain men's hospital specializes in treating men's problems", and suddenly I had a feeling of tears.
"That'...... How do you ...... forging your body," Ma Xiaozhen asked eagerly.
"It's very simple, enter the Tao with martial arts!" Xuanhuang Ancestor has a Dao Bone Immortal demeanor - although it doesn't match the appearance of a three-year-old baby.
"Entering the Tao with martial arts?"
Ma Xiaozhen is no stranger to this word, and he has read it many times in various martial arts novels, but he doesn't seek to understand it when he reads, and he doesn't know why it is.
That Xuanhuang Ancestor knew that he didn't understand, and continued:
"Entering the Tao with martial arts is the first step of cultivation, and it is about using the cultivation of martial arts to complete the entry into the Tao and understand the Tao, which is the opportunity to realize the Tao. As the Taoist says, 'Cultivating in the body, its virtue is true'. ”
"How do you cultivate it?"
Ma Xiaozhen muttered to himself.
It sounds like that, but what to repair? and how?
I still seem to be confused.
"How to cultivate?" Xuanhuang Old Ancestor saw Ma Xiaozhen's expression and knew that he was confused, but he suddenly smiled indifferently: "Then naturally it depends on Jiuyi Tianzun Ding!"
"Oh?" Ma Xiaozhen was shocked, but he was a little skeptical: "Isn't this pot only capable of refining some magic weapon props?" he paused, and added: "It's still a magic weapon with very spicy eyes......
"Refining magic weapon props, that's just one of its uses, it belongs to the trail. Xuanhuang Ancestor shook his head: "The most wonderful thing about the Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding is that it contains the aura of Vientiane. ”
"In this world, everything has aura. From the sun, moon and stars, mountains and rivers, to birds and beasts, to a person and a shadow, to a porridge and a meal, to a flower and a leaf, the difference is only the difference in the strength of the aura. ”
"The so-called avenue of three thousand is just a thought. It is said that everything in this world has its own 'Tao', and each has its own spiritual aura. And Jiuyi Tianzun Ding is the best at condensing the aura of Vientiane and collecting it for his own use. ”
"Uncle......" Ma Xiaozhen's head has begun to expose the green tendons: "Speak human words!"
Nima, I said a lot of spiritual energy that has been condensed in Vientiane, and it has something to do with entering the Tao with martial arts!
"It's terrible to have no culture!" Xuanhuang Ancestor rolled his eyes at Ma Xiaozhen with disdain: "Martial arts masters, martial arts inheritance, is one of the things I just said, and naturally there will be the aura I said." ”
This thing habitually wiped his long beard (and touched the emptiness), and said slowly:
"There is a place named Zhaojiagou to the east, which is the place where Zhao's Taiji opened and taught apprentices. You can go and learn from him, and use the Jiuyi Tianzun Ding to condense the fist intent and aura of Zhao's Taiji, and naturally you will have the opportunity to enter the Tao with martial arts. ”
"Zhao Jiagou?"
Ma Xiaozhen was stunned for a moment, but vaguely remembered that he seemed to have heard this name, after the martial arts master of the Great Xia Kingdom. However, the Xuanhuang Ancestor had just crossed over, so how could he look like he knew a lot about the Zhao family's Taiji.
Xuanhuang Old Ancestor let Ma Xiaozhen's suspicious gaze sweep, but he smiled slightly, and he was full of confidence and did not move: "The old man is a pedantic celestial, Qimen Dunjia Ziwei is omniscient, pinching his fingers, and naturally penetrating the heavens." ”
This one seems to be a bit of a doorway......
Ma Xiaozhen sighed silently, and couldn't help but look up to Xuanhuang Ancestor a little more in his heart, and pay a little more respect. Until......
A casual glance swept across the computer screen and stopped.
On the screen is Baidu's search record - the martial arts hall near Cheung Chau?
Ma Xiaozhen looked at Xuanhuang Ancestor: "......"
Xuanhuang Old Ancestor looked at Ma Xiaozhen: "......"
I am most afraid of sudden silence in the air.
Nima, it's a fart!
It's obviously from Baidu!