In Ye Qing's courtyard, he sat idly on the steps under the corridor, looking at a few dead branches in the corner that had begun to sprout, but his mind was a little uncertain, the novel he had experienced and transformed would be on the shelves at twelve o'clock in the morning tonight on Earth. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I don't know what the grades will be.

Hopefully not too bleak!

At this time, it is generally necessary to write a testimonial on the shelf.

According to the general protagonist...... No, the author's routine.

This testimonial, generally complains first, Balabala tells how hard he is, he has to go to work during the day, and he has to code words at night, how others are playing, and how hard he is working to code words,

re-divided to describe his miserable life,

Attention, this is very important, once it will be on the shelves, whether more people can subscribe depends on this.

It's like a talent show now, if you don't have a miserable experience, can you make the cut?

It's impossible for the audience to buy it.

Therefore, Ye Qing had already thought about it, and he first had to write like this: "I was born in a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was very boring, I could only count money all day long, my mother was too, I was sweeping money all day long, my family lived in the mountains, every time I wanted to go out to buy something, it was quite troublesome, it took 5 hours to drive a Mercedes-Benz, and it took 4 hours to drive a Porsche, although there was a helicopter at home, but it was difficult to find a parking space to drive there, which was quite inconvenient. I also went out shopping occasionally, and my parents were afraid that I would be kidnapped, so I was protected by more than 20 bodyguards, and everyone was scared away when they saw me, so I was ostracized since I was a child...... Because the house is deep in the mountains, it is very cold every time it is winter, and my father also said that it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no stove and no cotton cloth in winter...... I can only accompany my parents to burn money for heating every day, and when I sleep, I can only sleep with money. I remember when I was a child, once, because the room was too big, I didn't rush out of the room, so I peed my pants. So, my father put a little sheep in my room and asked me to rush out of the 1,000 ping room within 10 minutes, cross the corridor of five kilometers, and reach the toilet of 800 square meters (I often get lost in the corridor); Dad asked someone to build 20 small rooms of 600 square meters, saying: "If you get wet in the future, you can change the room directly." If the room is not enough or too small, tell Dad and Dad will ask someone to build more rooms, our life is very hard, you have to endure it!" "Now that I think about it, Dad is such a kind person! I remember one time when my house was smothered by a thief, because he blew up my father's safe with explosives, causing the gold coins to keep rolling out, and as a result, he crushed the thief to death, and I thought the thief was so pitiful - it hurts to crush people to death with gold coins!!He was not as lucky as the thief who was suffocated to death by the banknotes. My mother also often told me that our family life was very hard and that I had to learn to endure hardships...... So I have developed a good habit of bearing hardships and standing hard work since I was a child. In the future, my wish is to write a book, record my miserable life, give a glimmer of hope and light to those poor book friends like me, so that they can work hard to live, and now, this book is about to be put on the shelves, many of my great book friends, you come and support me!!"

The first point was written, Ye Qing read it, it was okay, it was basically all in his true colors.

Well, after talking about his tragic life experience, below, according to the bloody routine on the shelves, it's time for the second step - thank you to your girlfriends, wives, book friends, editors, and countless other people who support you.

Regarding this, Ye Qing also thought about it, and wrote like this: "Thank you CCTV, thank you MTV, thank you AV...... Phew, that's wrong, pinch out this paragraph, thank you to everyone who supported me! Your support is the biggest motivation for my writing!"

What if you don't have a girlfriend and don't have a daughter-in-law?

Made, after so many years of hard work in your right hand, you're too ungrateful, aren't you?

Isn't it okay to thank the right hand?

Okay, let's start the third step of listing testimonials.

Well, speaking of this third step, it is particularly important, so important that it is more important than the first two steps.

What is the third step?

There is nothing wrong with it, that is, to complain again, to tell your tragic life experience again.

For example: "My daughter-in-law was also born in a poor family, and I remember when I was a child, her family's life was very boring, and she could only count money all day long...... However, even under such difficult conditions for both of us, my daughter-in-law still treats me unabstainingly, and now, we are married and have a baby, and I have to work hard for the sake of the child's milk powder money......"

Milk powder money!

Milk powder money!

Milk powder money!

Note that this word is particularly important, and it must be written emphatically, so that book lovers can understand how difficult it is for the author to write a book.

Ye Qing pursed his lips, do you think this is the end?

No, no, no, the routine is that there will be a bigger routine after a routine, so it must be said again: "Writing a book is very cheap, a chapter is only a few cents, the number of words written by the author in a month is only a few dollars at most, for everyone, this is just a bottle of drink and a bucket of instant noodles, but, for me, it is all my source of income, and it is the living guarantee of my family." ”

Yes, yes, that's it, it's been used by thousands of authors to say that it's rotten on the street.

Well, that's pretty much the end of the shelf testimonial, and there's only one last step left.

Ye Qing thought for a while, and had to come to the last sentence - rolling and begging for subscription!

Well, that's it, it's the perfect listing testimonial.

Of course, some witty authors will explain it again, for example, ten more will break out in one meeting, and then reward 10,000 plus one more, and the alliance leader will add ten more, etc.

However, Ye Qing is very disdainful of this, who am I?

I'm a great author who loves flowers and flowers forever at the age of 16, my writing is spicy, and the update is fast, especially if people are still spicy and handsome, on such a great day on the shelves, I still need to add a replacement reward?

If I don't give a reward, I have to add more!

Made, I still owe seven or eight chapters and haven't paid it back!

The testimonials on the shelves were finally thought of, and Ye Qing let out a breath of turbidity.

However, at this moment, suddenly, a dripping voice sounded in his head.

"The strongest book friend main quest demon spirit: book friends please put it on the shelf!"

"Task description: Since you want to put it on the shelf, you naturally have to write a testimonial about it!"

"Task requirements: 1. Testimonials on the shelves are not allowed to describe their miserable lives, 2. Testimonials on the shelves cannot be old-fashioned to thank girlfriends, daughters-in-law, book friends, editors, etc., 3. It is not allowed to say that you are asking for a monthly pass and asking for a reward, 4 However, the testimonials on the shelves must also play a role in pulling book friends to come to support, reward, subscribe, and vote for monthly tickets!"

"Task reward: If the task is successful, you can get a mysterious reward, and if the task fails, you must update at least 10,000 words every day after it is put on the shelf!"

Looking at this task, the corners of Ye Qing's mouth suddenly twitched fiercely.

Damn, this group of cheating book friends.

Lao Tzu writes a testimonial on the shelf, do you want to cheat me like this?

Ye Qingri's thoughts are all in the minds of this group of book friends.

After thinking about it carefully, after a while, Ye Qing's eyes flashed, specially, I can write this: "There is an author, his name is Danfeng Yanzi, his family has been very poor since he was a child, and his family lives in the mountains...... He also had a daughter-in-law, whose family was also very poor and lived in the mountains...... They got married, they had a baby, and they were ...... for milk powder money He wrote a book, and now his book is on the shelves...... In his testimonial, he said that he asked for subscriptions, monthly passes, and support...... He also promised that ten more will break out, a reward of 10,000 plus one more, and the alliance leader will add ten more......"

After Ye Qing finished writing, he read it again, well, yes, it is very phoenix-eyed to write like this.

Alas, it doesn't take long to teach you a lesson.

This group of book friends, who have suffered so many losses from being exploited by me, why do they still issue such a task full of loopholes?

At the same time, the voice of the completion of the task sounded in my head.

Ye Qing suddenly became even more happy, and hurriedly clicked on the task reward.

"Task reward: 20,000 words a day after it is put on the shelves!"

In an instant, Ye Qing was stunned.

Nest grass!

20,000 words a day, your uncle.

What is this special thing called a reward?

Dog than system, Lao Tzu early and late you little smashed.

And that group of pit dad book friends, all stop for me, go subscribe and reward for a monthly ticket!

Otherwise, when the old man has become the supreme god and stepped through the void and returned to the earth, it will be the day when you tie your hair.

[On the shelves at twelve o'clock in the morning tonight, let me see how many book friends are willing to support me!